FC Barcelona - inCelta Virgo thread

All Dembouz

MEMPHIS MEMPHIS MEMPHIS MEMPHIS MEMPHIS MEMPHIS

TOLD YOU WHEN DEMBÉLÉ PLAYS, BARCELONA PLAYS

>chances of another choke
low
sad to see a dead Barcelona thread nonetheless

OBAMA

AUBA

>pechacho coudet

>mejican defending

Celta always put their ass against Barça

halftime

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Why

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Woah, dead thread

How you doing, lads? Did you hear the booing for Ferran before we scored?

btw I hate seeing Dembélé saving us, I want him to leave this summer and he is our only dangerous player up top

>puig on

time to lose

u + pig = puig

Riqui Puig time, predict now if he will be terrible or ok

I was literally booing my screen at that fraud

Piperos are fucking retards, booing him will accomplish nothing.

>I hate seeing Dembélé saving us
he is one of your best players along with pedri

GOOOOL AUBAAA

OBAMA

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getting back into football, who should be my team in La Liga? Barc, or Madrid?

Based Dumbele. Always finds Auba no matter

and he just proved it again, I know, but I just can't handle his attitude and decision-making (most of time)

GOOOL ASPAS

WE GIT TOO COCKY XAVIBROS

Damn, that 0-4 trophy gave them a morale boost.
Also, MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

lol wtf was that

Araujo autist moment

>ter stegen

Plastic, watch some games and decide which team you like the most

Do you think Azpilicueta will be our starting right-back next season?

How did Xavi fix Dumbelel?

Auba did

>that cross

AHAAHHAHAH

>Pipi Puig

Who is switching between Barca and L'pool?

remember when stegen was good for 2 years

>starts diving
>immediately turns around when the ball gets near
lmao

his wife did

Dembélé's wife's TikTok: @rimaebc

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RED

>refball
He, classic Barça

Me, watching the last 5 min of Villa-Pool now.
Close match

is she doing white face or black hand?

please. i need a stream that isn't 3 minutes behind

BRING MESSI ON

>Clearly Offside
>Give a Red to Celta instead
KEK

OH FUCK

geez these barcelona guys are dropping like flies

rip araujo

F

>You can't stop this.

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epic

brutal sport

se re murio

F for Araujo

Match abandoned?

THE VAX CLAIMS A NEW VICTIM

Hoe fucking hard headed is gavi lmao

>killing your own player

>the absolute state of the Spanish ambulance service

The fuck happened?

He hit gavi’s head and continued on than just collapsed by himself.

>The medics can't fit the stretcher in the ambulance

wew, hope I don't ever need their help

knowing barcelona some gypsy probably stole some equipment from inside of it

>THE CITY OF SPAIN

Simpsons predicted this in the episode were Bart was a daredevil

Why isn't the ambulance going?

>ERIC

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>CELTA

Ansu in, btw

thanks for missing that, Celta

Rest in peace my G

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So this is the power of universal health care Bernie was crying about huh?

No tanks I would rather pay 5000 US dollars for my cat scan plz.

Vaxxed

>celta

who did vax claim now ?

Aspas be greedy there lol

>ambulancia

Xavi. He died. Rip

Uruguay's future

Nice of Celta

I'm here for the video

The problem of universal healthcare is that it treats genetic failures who should be left to die instead of just accidents.

post webm of vaxxie ded

>offside
Depay looked onside to me, I'll post a pic whenever my timeshift decides to behave

It is not an ambulance of the spanish public health. It is an ambulance from a private company, it even puts the name on the ambulance itself.

praying for araujo

kek you only say that because you think you wouldn't be one of those failures

Kek based

Anyone know that jacket the Celta coach is wearing? Very Kino.

>you now remember Celta are a man down

completely dominating barca

Thats a private ambulance, they are not going to clog up public services for a football match.

cardiac araujo

He is too pecho caliente, he even kills his teammates...

Qatarbro, How are the stadiums over there? ready for the triumph of Spain?

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my chest hurts

I'm having a heart attack

Gavi will single handedly bring us to a new golden age of murder ball.

What's this about heart atack? I Don't get it.

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I'm not, I'm 26 and i've never needed healthcare, its why I evade taxes where I can.

thank, agent Murillo

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stupid people that aren't watching are trying to make this about the vax

Free money man

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How is this lil lad so fucking murderous?

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based araujo powering through

Stadiums are fine, organization will be a joke tho kek. They tried to trail fan IDs for the Arab cup but ended up scrapping them. Good luck bros.

which pixel is Araujo?

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JANNIES YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID TONIGHT

the brown one

Rude! Gavi is a good kid. Look at him, he wouldn't harm a fly!

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PUIIIGGGGG

based gavi

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Puig's Achilles' heel is offside