/epl/ - Haaland Edition

BREAKING NEWS:
>Manchester City have reached an agreement to sign Norway striker Erling Haaland from Borussia Dortmund.

>Haaland, 21, will join in July after City activated a €60m (£51.2m) release clause in his contract.

>The deal ends the club's hunt for a successor to their all-time top scorer Sergio Aguero, who joined Barcelona on a free transfer last summer.

>"We can confirm that we have reached an agreement in principle for the transfer of striker Erling Haaland," City said. "The transfer remains subject to the club finalising terms with the player."

RIP Premier League

The midweek PL fixtures:
>Tuesday 10th May
Aston Villa v Liverpool (8:00pm)

>Wednesday 11th May
Leeds United v Chelsea (7:30pm)
Leicester City v Norwich City (7:45pm)
Watford v Everton (7:45pm)
Wolves v Manchester City (8:15pm)

>Thursday 12th May
Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal (7:45pm)

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>de gay

>Having this non story as the edition instead of the Terriers being promoted

Rumours are Klopp has put a bounty on Halaands head, first player to snap him gets a cheeky envelope

wtf is gladioli doing

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True, but it'll be part of the bonuses. Much like Spurs and Arsenal and so on will have a 'Qualify for CL' bonus.

were not promoted yet. were favourites for play off.

Based honestly

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Good as done lad.

Herr Kloppo will you please close your mouth

You're actually deluded.

Reckon Liverpool will sign Salah to a big fat new contract in response to the Haaland news and then regret it.

>the Terriers
Never heard of them, but I can tell they'll be instantly relegated on the off chance they make it to the PL

Fucking hell anti-Terriers squad are out in force today.

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god if Luton do the unthinkable and get promoted reddit is gonna luv it

how can he look like that when his family looks ok

>he bought into the yankism of calling clubs 'the terriers' 'the foxes' 'the hornets' etc.

>Video games publisher Electronic Arts says it is going to stop making Fifa branded football titles.

it's mom's mouth and nose

Arañabros not like this...

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It's a gimmick.

Being En*lish goes that to you.

He doesn't have any English blood in him.

>goes that to you

what is perceived as English blood?

just being born in that shithole does it tho

>le spelling mistake
ecks dee

Not having two parents that are Norwegian for one.

He looks like a cross between Dolph Lundgren and a caveman exhibit at a museum

was more an open question instead of relative to the topic

bargain

>city can sign haaland for 60m
>chelsea spent 100m on l*kaku

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>51m to Dortmund
>25m to Mino (RIP)
>20m to Daddy Håland
>£10m signing on bonus
>500k/week
not quite the bargain you think. Lets hope it pays off and they win the elusive CL. If its still status quo of winning the league then he is a certified FLOP

They bought Haaland to cover for Julian when he gets tired, don't worry

Besides the crypto-Swedish eastern Norwegian vermin and the Samis I'd wager most of us have a little blood from the islands.

Oh great another overpaid bundeshitter hoovering up wages

exactly. those wages should go to the NHS

He already snubbed Chelsea so there was no chance of it happening.

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Prem will turn into Bundesliga 2.0.

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is this the first time that a big star (that isn't washed out) joins the premier league?

He's smart. Every striker that has gone to Chelsea has flopped (except Drogba and Costa).

Lame

I mean they do. £250k of it a week goes to the government.

No matter who people cite, you'll say they don't count. So what exactly is this post really for?

maybe you can enlighten me

*slips*

PL creates stars

Look that fucking sn*wnigger lmao

KEK, this

*unslips*

yes but it doesn't contradict what I said

>rudiger for free (35m signing bonus) to madrid
Free transfers are something else huh.

Yeah and I am seething about it

Bergkamp, Deco, Vialli, Zola, Ravenelli, Shevchenko, Ballack, Crespo, Aguero, De Gay.

All top players who were highly rated.

I thought he was joining Madrid, mate? You seemed adamant he wouldn't.

You alright LRL? Another year and my Fuji didn't produce flowers, so no fruit. It grew a fair bit, but... Also my greengage tree looking poorly. Might get another apple tree or two.

>Bergkamp, Deco, Vialli, Zola, Ravenelli, Shevchenko, Ballack, Crespo, Aguero, De Gay.

only shevchenko desu

Zola was a legend at Parma, Ravenelli was at Juventus, so was Vialli, Bergkamp was at Inter, Crespo was one of the best strikers in the world at that time and Deco was a CL winner.

>Go 1-0 up against Liverpool
>Immediately concede
What is the point.

Stevie remembered that it was Liverpool innit

I am alright, just frustrated at the team kinda collapsing like this.
After the CL I had higher expectaions.

>fuji
I am struggling with apples as well this year, maybe it's the plants being young but I expected it to be easier..
I planted a fig plant and that looks promising

>250k goes to the govt
>paying taxes
NGMI

Bergkamp was very underwhelming at Inter, and certainly not elite.

Fabinho's season over. One mickey mouse cup and three runner up medals for the best team in the world la.

>Just checked Everton, Burnley and Leeds fixtures
>Incredibly real chance that Leeds could get relegated and Everton could stay up

I am absolutely fucking seething