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Who can stop The Enlightened One?

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>tfw no qt Asian gf who's interested in mma

youtu.be/AlCVACN4abE

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Based edition

>lazy af OP
we've seen this before, do better

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cutelaba vs khalil is up on jewtube

:(

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No one, he is blessed

>Pretending to be interested in something for views from lonely losers is.. LE BASED

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I want tattoos on my arms and chest now.

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275 Looking dicey with all that wmma

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heemotoma time

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grim. only good fight is the main event and even that is pretty weak for a ppv

>tfw I'm illuminated by my own intelligence

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grim

I have faith that Valentina will keep her fight mercifully short. Hopefully by the time this fight rolls around Cejudo will turn Weili into a beastly ground fighter and she can finish Joanna quickly as well.

I am not interested in this card at all....

But it has Jiri, the best fighter in the sport right now.

Weili & Valentina tend to fight furiously so I'm guessing one or both finishes the fight

Vettori and Kape are on this card as well. It'll be better than it looks right now.

thought kape got usada'd

Wonder if they'll be on the main card or the last prelim fight

What's this technique called?

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Just how famous is Pereira in Brazil?

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Front kick

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>BOOBA

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>Khabib is a natural welterwe-

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and dont you fucking forget it

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*enters the thread*

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Also Khamzat has a bigger frame than Shavkat

shavkat is lean though

Damn. Imagine Colby just holding Khabib down and kissing him.

Shavkat is a MW unironically

lmao, habob completely outclasses colbitch in every way. the only thing colbert has on him is a bit of size

Cucky would get punished by non weight cut Khabeast

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I know Ian Garry fought on the PPV last month. I know I watched the entire fight. I just can't remember a single thing about that fight except that I think he won the decision. Why can't I remember that fight?

Who should I bet on?

Glover is getting heemed 100%

Colby would make his girth known in Dagestan.

And striking, cardio, heart, chin, takedowns, fans, respect, notch count....

Ok Circles

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Glover UD
Velentina TKO
Weili Sub
Pereira KO

Khabib and Islam snatch his bussy

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it was fucking boring

>m-mebe lil bit less tiramisu brazza

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based mexican goobycel tweet

Imagine a buck having Khabeast or islam like this lmao

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Expectro patronum

Hes unheemable and has the same advantage Charles has of a dangerous guard to be able to rely on when an opponent goes in to finish. At HW too meaning the fighters are way fucking worse, Glover by sub after getting brutalized

The feeling that any task is a nuisance will soon disappear if it is done in mindfulness.

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Makhachev. BJJ doesn't work against Dagestani wrestling

>imagine khabib or islam fighting a wrestler
they are way too smart to fight a losing battle

talmbout le heckin d1 all amerishart?

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get some nice ones if you really must, the shit charles put on him is ugly as fuck

>2 rounds to finish
100% worse result than Charles

He'll ko Islam, unironically. He's too good of a striker.

mma isn't a race

act without expectation

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>Glover UD

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Remember when Tyrese Poodley was calling out Khabitch to fight for the belt at 170 and Khabitch went radio silent lol? And then as soon as he lost the belt Khabitch jumped to the bullshit defense of "Kamaru my brazza I not fight him you know dis".

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BW has Sandhagen, MeraB, Yadong
FW has Allen, Emmett, Mitchell
LW Arman, Fiziev, Gamrot
WW has Shavkat, Khamzat, Garry
LHW has Jiri, Craig, Volkan
HW has aspinall, Volkov, Daukaus

Who does MW have?

Remember when Colbitch ducked Leon? And is now ducking the rest of his own division by calling out a man in a LOWER weight class? How can one man be such a fucking fake one i can't get it

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Cuckington has lost to a buck and a brazilian.. got something to tell us

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dricus, chris curtis, maximov

didn't this fool just get his ass knocked out cold? fags in here still believing in joke fighters lol

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When this guy gets hold of Israel it's tap, nap or snap for the Genderbender

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Funny to think how shit Colby is and he would still dominate Khabib/Islam

Who the fuck is Leon? Shouldn't you be crying about Tony thats what the usual europoors do in these threads

the fuck is this a list of? white people lmao?

You boys really think Glover’s gonna win? He’s been around a long time, won’t be much longer till he gets flushed (with all due respect)

them pecs

Lol why would Colbeast fight a contender when he already had a guaranteed title shot lined up? Are rapebabies seriously this stupid? Maybe that's why Pisslam has had like 20 fights and still can't get a title shot lmao.

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why is colbussy calling out 155ers and ducking khamzat?

>maximov

He didn't look good in his last fight

>gets titleshot
>loses
What was even the point?

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doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile

>Boying a legit admitted fake one
How can you live with yourself? Can't believe this. One moment he shits on a guy the other he pats him on the ass begging for forgiveness. Pathetic

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Why is youtube recommending me this fake conor livestream bitcoin scam

>colby hader has cat pictures

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The fluke

Sad state of affairs.

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juiceman is literally bulging out from the amount of sauce
nobody in their right mind sees him as the rightful belt holder over godby goatvington the peoples champ

Why is the europoor so mad at our boy colby?

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>155ers
>gaycheese was 165 same day as weigh ins
A lot of 155ers walk around heavier than colby

that'll be 80 dollars + tip

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