Bruins Edition
/hoc/
FIRST for KRAKEN
laffs in 7
Laffs are getting swept in 6
This is the thread
Welcome to /hoc/, may I take your coat, Madam??
shit team
>Find a goaltender
goaltending is a meme
calm down /hoc/, your way too mad this early
Not after they win the cup tonight
>goaltending is a meme
It can be.
Mathews is going to give some cokewhore his cup
>tfw they throw the puck you tossed over the glass back to you
when will benn get suspended instead of fined 5000 dollars?
Shit teams bros the draft lottery is in 5 bongs
Raped bitches don't get to collect coats
hopefully seattle gets first overall.
> good guys all on the road tonight.
The script is irksome, gary
>(((benn)))
Not if it's Finnish
what kind of Finnish name is "Kevin" its like Joel shut up get a norma Suomi name
Go Bruins!
Is that George bush
Brad Marchand
Crispin Glover lookin fuck
Not everyone can have a chad name like Ukko-Pekka
>not a single finnish tendie with 2 wins this post season
haha time to draft brad lambert
It’s beautiful, thank you for sharing it, Pekka
kys phoneposter
Both have epic schneef schnoz.
>kys phoneposter
phoneposters are superior to computer posters in about to head to McDonald’s guess what I’ll be posting here from inside McDonald’s on my phone
the absolute cope by rags fans is glorious
>draft lottery for shit teams
Couldn't be my yinzies
>he can afford mcdicks
what are you doing in a dump like this rich uncle pennybags?
>Next year
Did they forfeit game 5 or something?
>Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for Tripping Calgary’s Trevor Lewis.
ARI
SEA
MTL
NJ
PHI
You know it
Bring me back an oreo mcflurry, please
They have been broken by the pengods
>Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for ______ Calgary’s ______.
The NHL safety template.
Our Sennies getting Shane WRIGHTfrie
what the fuck
why is he growing that
Times have a changed
why is igor so /weakmind/?
Fl took on his curse, rip in peaces, panties
my islanders are nabbing that #1
>Head shaped like an upside down pop bottle
Makes sense
Thinking about that time Gary used vile talmudic sorcery to rig the corona draft for the >rags
hes russian
hes in florida, why isnt he tanned?
Mike Stone reading the last thread
they can't
only can reach #3. stupid fucks couldn't even tank right.
gotem! take my upvote!
go back
...
that is just like them
t. seething uke diaspora babby
I can almost taste the boberry biscuit already
An unsavory character, a malign influence. The vibes are all off. Anyway, he will be the Rangers captain
The leafs have already lost, screencap this post trannies
our canesies :)
In what world is saros a veniza nominee
ga/g not a tendie stat
he's got heart
save percentage / (100 - inches of height)
He looks like if Michael Sera played a divorced dad in a shitty Canadian comedy
rip in peace to my 100 inch kings
QMJHL = finesse players
WHL = grit, physicality
OHL = evil twinks
scott stevens was an ohl chad
>Michael Sera plays a divorced dad in a shitty Canadian comedy exclusive to CBC
Frighteningly accurate.
Rags are going to turn it around, Penguins usually suck in the playoffs and Shesterkin had a bad couple of games. Pens are fucked
>Penguins usually suck in the playoffs
what a retarded statement
>rangers winning three ina row
They won 3 cups in under a decade bud
pens only suck when they play teams who have defensive structure lol. crosby and guentzel are walking all over the >rags.
heh, good one Gary
With Fleury
Why couldn’t my rangers tie the series like everyone else….
>Button on TSN690 yesterday compares Wright to Bergeron, Cooley to Aho and Kemell to Filip Forsberg. Those are his top 3.
>Compares Slafkovsky to Dubois.
Leafs (last game they win)
Canes
Kings
Pedophiles
Just move your clocks back 6 hrs bro
why anyone respects his opinions is beyond me
Busts
>team that was supposed to be good could only finish 13th despite everything thrown towards them
there's better luck with them drafting in the early 10's than in the top 5.
Button put future Hall of Famer, Martin St. Louis on waivers, who left the team and signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning as a free agent.
Button also traded away promising young goaltender Jean-Sebastien Giguere to the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim in exchange for a second round pick in order to protect Fred Brathwaite in the 2000 NHL Expansion Draft.
Button later traded Marc Savard to the Atlanta Thrashers for Ruslan Zainullin, who never played a game in the NHL.
He’s a hack