/hoc/

Bruins Edition

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FIRST for KRAKEN

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laffs in 7

Laffs are getting swept in 6

This is the thread

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Welcome to /hoc/, may I take your coat, Madam??

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shit team

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>Find a goaltender
goaltending is a meme

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calm down /hoc/, your way too mad this early

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Not after they win the cup tonight

>goaltending is a meme
It can be.

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Mathews is going to give some cokewhore his cup

>tfw they throw the puck you tossed over the glass back to you

when will benn get suspended instead of fined 5000 dollars?

Shit teams bros the draft lottery is in 5 bongs

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Raped bitches don't get to collect coats

hopefully seattle gets first overall.

> good guys all on the road tonight.
The script is irksome, gary

>(((benn)))

Not if it's Finnish

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what kind of Finnish name is "Kevin" its like Joel shut up get a norma Suomi name

Go Bruins!

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Is that George bush

Brad Marchand

Crispin Glover lookin fuck

Not everyone can have a chad name like Ukko-Pekka

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>not a single finnish tendie with 2 wins this post season

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haha time to draft brad lambert

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It’s beautiful, thank you for sharing it, Pekka

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kys phoneposter

Both have epic schneef schnoz.

>kys phoneposter

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phoneposters are superior to computer posters in about to head to McDonald’s guess what I’ll be posting here from inside McDonald’s on my phone

the absolute cope by rags fans is glorious

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>draft lottery for shit teams
Couldn't be my yinzies

>he can afford mcdicks
what are you doing in a dump like this rich uncle pennybags?

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>Next year
Did they forfeit game 5 or something?

>Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for Tripping Calgary’s Trevor Lewis.

ARI
SEA
MTL
NJ
PHI

You know it

Bring me back an oreo mcflurry, please

They have been broken by the pengods

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>Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for ______ Calgary’s ______.

The NHL safety template.

Our Sennies getting Shane WRIGHTfrie

what the fuck

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why is he growing that

Times have a changed

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why is igor so /weakmind/?

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Fl took on his curse, rip in peaces, panties

my islanders are nabbing that #1

>Head shaped like an upside down pop bottle
Makes sense

Thinking about that time Gary used vile talmudic sorcery to rig the corona draft for the >rags

hes russian

hes in florida, why isnt he tanned?

Mike Stone reading the last thread

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they can't

only can reach #3. stupid fucks couldn't even tank right.

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gotem! take my upvote!

go back

...

that is just like them

t. seething uke diaspora babby

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I can almost taste the boberry biscuit already

An unsavory character, a malign influence. The vibes are all off. Anyway, he will be the Rangers captain

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The leafs have already lost, screencap this post trannies

our canesies :)

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In what world is saros a veniza nominee

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ga/g not a tendie stat

he's got heart

save percentage / (100 - inches of height)

He looks like if Michael Sera played a divorced dad in a shitty Canadian comedy

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rip in peace to my 100 inch kings

QMJHL = finesse players
WHL = grit, physicality
OHL = evil twinks

scott stevens was an ohl chad

>Michael Sera plays a divorced dad in a shitty Canadian comedy exclusive to CBC
Frighteningly accurate.

Rags are going to turn it around, Penguins usually suck in the playoffs and Shesterkin had a bad couple of games. Pens are fucked

>Penguins usually suck in the playoffs
what a retarded statement

>rangers winning three ina row

They won 3 cups in under a decade bud

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pens only suck when they play teams who have defensive structure lol. crosby and guentzel are walking all over the >rags.

heh, good one Gary

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With Fleury

Why couldn’t my rangers tie the series like everyone else….

>Button on TSN690 yesterday compares Wright to Bergeron, Cooley to Aho and Kemell to Filip Forsberg. Those are his top 3.
>Compares Slafkovsky to Dubois.

Leafs (last game they win)
Canes
Kings
Pedophiles

Just move your clocks back 6 hrs bro

why anyone respects his opinions is beyond me

Busts

>team that was supposed to be good could only finish 13th despite everything thrown towards them
there's better luck with them drafting in the early 10's than in the top 5.

Button put future Hall of Famer, Martin St. Louis on waivers, who left the team and signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning as a free agent.

Button also traded away promising young goaltender Jean-Sebastien Giguere to the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim in exchange for a second round pick in order to protect Fred Brathwaite in the 2000 NHL Expansion Draft.

Button later traded Marc Savard to the Atlanta Thrashers for Ruslan Zainullin, who never played a game in the NHL.

He’s a hack