Trump says something about a country

>he forgets everyone has the net and seen everything about japan
Watching a bunch of sexpat vloggers on Youtbe isn't seeing everything about Japan.

we need trump to get conan to go to somalia or myanmar. maybe colombia?

I hate Irish people and their dumb ginger hair.

i mean stuff like this

youtube.com/watch?v=WGboyJWKpsA

japan was really strange to people before everyone was fully connected

hey it was neat getting to know that the owner of Yea Forums also owns a kawaii store

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He just does it to visit places and probably fuck around with his big tit, Armenian assistant. He has already been to Berlin, Mexico, Italy, Hati, Israel, Japan, and Australia.

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orange hair man bad

It still is strange.

I don't care about him doing bits on countries regardless of who his narrative is making fun of, but to do a full blast 180 and declare that Haiti is a western utopia paradise country with no issues because it's the opposite of what Trump said it was, which is a shithole because it is, was really fucked up.

>tfw sona got married

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>Watching a bunch of sexpat vloggers on Youtbe isn't seeing everything about Japan.
kek

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not really

>Haiti is not a shithole if you're a millionaire!
Holy shit who knew

his australia one was great though, probably because aussies can keep up with his bants

Yes it is. Despite how much western culture they've imbibed they're fundamentally different from us.

To whom? And for what?

Maybe if you only watch Logan Paul, but...

such as

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Yea Forums isnt everyone. Get your head out of your ass

I remember when the incels of this websight loved him because they assumed he was keeping his political views secret because they were unpopular in his hollywood milieu (i.e. right wing)

as it happens, that suicide forest he visited is a symptom of japanese culture thats foreign to other cultures

their genitals are pixelated

I see there is no such thing as MeToo in Japan...

I shouldn't have to explain how suicidal bug people are different from us.

>Trump acts like a retard
>You trip over your own mother to protect his virtue

Yep. Pretty sad.

>people thought a Harvard educated Irish Catholic was anything but a Democrat

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oh yeh

they don't call them recluses they call them hikis

how strange and different from us

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kys weeb

That's what I told them. But they refused to believe it. Such is the power of the alt-right cult.

weebs want japan to be strange and different they think it makes them unique for liking it

The egg is going to be on your face when Greenland becomes the 51st state

And faggots like you and /trv/ want Japan to be totally normal so you can rationalize your rootless globalist identity.

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You seen his ratings? 256,000 on Monday night. The top 4 tv ratings (Hannity, Tucker, Maddow and Ingram) are 3,000,000. He's 50th on the top 50. Fucking Ghost Adventure reruns get like 320,000

He should come to the amazon forest and get eaten by onças.

its not weird anymore

deal with it

This move was so fucking dumb I still have a hard time believing it was real.

tv is done. i'm shocked they're stringing it along this hard

uma delicia sopa de conando

Over Britain's dead body. Just you wait until the divorce from Europe is complete.

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Yea Forums is done. i'm shocked they're stringing it along this hard

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>Trump sees this
>starts beef with Somalia

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>conando

wut?

>American isles over North America
ftfy

>it's not weird anymore because some vlogging faggots showed me a video of his closed circle of Japanese friends.

Does Somalia even have any somalians left in it? I thought they shipped every last one to Minnesota, sure seems like it

>literally meeting decent looking jap girls on the street, go into the nearest cafe thing, and grab their tit and mack on them and they just melt for it
>it will never be me doing that

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CONANDO

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it could be user. some of the most pathetic incels i've ever met became tantric sex gods in japan.

>I remember when the incels of this websight loved him because they assumed he was keeping his political views secret
shows how stupid you are
the only reason people liked him was because he wasn't full on retarded 'orange man bad' until recently

he saw how "trump bad" literally resurrected colbert's show and propelled it to the top, but hes way too late for that train now

He doesn't even talk about Trump all that much. He's also with Trump on this and wants America to buy Greenland.

fuck off faggots
people liked conan because he was funny

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>he WAS funny now he's just another orange man bad fag
go be retarded somewhere else like reddit or tumbler

>orange hair bad

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oh wow

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I'd feel sorry for him if he didn't make more money than me. Watching him beat an already bad joke to death for the Xth time in a desperate attempt to get a few laughs is cringeworthy.

I can see it in his face, whenever he accidentally says something that gets a laugh he immediately clings to it and repeats it like a little child. Sad.

Sad!

variety.com/2018/digital/news/cord-cutting-2018-estimates-33-million-us-study-1202881488/
Just think, without Fox and MSNBC, that's around 7 million people not watching tv. Not just 7 million people, 7 million households. In 2017, there were 94 million households (assuming 2 people per household) with tv. We can assume to divide that 58 million by 2 so 39 million households. Just those two channels alone have a little over 1/6th of the total tv watching. If these cable cutting numbers continue the trend, by the end of Trump's second term, tv will be lucky to have 20 million viewers

Is Greenland as depressing as it's said to be? It seems like a cross between an Eastern European country and Antarctica.

It's a frozen shithole

Being a pop-culture leech has its downsides.

Conan travel episodes are the best.

it's like iceland but populated by finns

That doesn't sound that bad. Iceland is great and Finland is not too bad either.

This thread reeks of incel

iceland is depressing as hell and finns are autistic chinks

And yet the orange cheeto wanted it

How does Colbert do?

Ghost Adventures is Kino tho

Didn't Conan already do a series in Greenland in the late night era

what is this from?

orange cheeto doesn't really want it, just like he doesn't really want the wall

The Chad Leno>Virgin Obrien

How are late night ratings doing? I keep seeing Colbert is top but he's only pulling in at best a few million viewers?

I grew up with Conan and I love him but his style got old when the Internet started getting popular and he has no way to break through as an artist. His career is what it is at this point. A so-so social media influencer.

Like is a few million considered good? My dad watches him because he's a fucking normie boomer who cant let go of his legacy tv shows and only laughs a couple times. I cant imagine he'll have much of a career after Trump.

hes such a fag now. and whats with the gay ass tiny jackets now? dude your fucking 60 stop trying to dress like a 20 year old twink

>Drumpf says Detroit is a scary place full of black gang members
>Conan books next show in Detroit and oops then is beaten to death by black gang members
WHEN VIRTUE SIGNALING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

This is staged, right?

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The comedy stylings of /pol/ on display, folks.

never been to /pol/ it sounds gay and like a bunch of fags

>he thinks conan ever goes to these "wonderful" places without armed security escorts everywhere off camera

Live stuff is the only thing keeping TV afloat. Sometime next decade everyone will just have streaming bundles that includes live TV.

has Conan become an unfunny Trump obsessed scould like all the other late night guys? honestly havent watched him in a few years but that would be gay

They have sex, /pol/yps don't

>normalfag
Go back to ifunny, retard.

name please

most cringe thing i've seen all week

You know what faggot at least he goes outside and has heartwarming staged conversations and pranks

Colbert just says how fucking hilarious it must be that we want to buy Greenland and how stupid Trump is for even asking. Thats way more desperate and retarded. Every millennial and zoomer I know thought it would be cool to buy Greenland, if our media didn't cock it up it might have happened. Makes me mad.

Trump should say he is going to buy the sun

I hate Haitian niggers and even I thought it was scummy

Trump should just annex Greenland now.
but that would be based and by itself would be enough for him to be reelected (at this point), so that means it won't happen
>picrelated: so much promise back then

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Quick google search shows tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/weekly-ratings/late-night-ratings-july-15-19-2019-late-show-takes-the-win/

Pretty piss poor. Hannity shits on Colbert by over a million. Shit, Maddow does the same too, over a million. To give you an idea how bad these numbers are, the combined audience for the late night shows is 9.41 million people. The LGBT community is around 12 million people. There are more gay people than there are people watching these shows. These late night tv shows are just completely worthless. They could switch over to online only and most people wouldn't even notice.

>trevor noah is only getting 600,000 views on average
>adultswim is pulling in absolutely pathetic ratings but still shit on conan

He needs to get those liberal views

Funny to see all these old “legends” choke on their own vomit career wise

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS ON A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW

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>Trump should just annex Greenland now.
based
then he will have the excuse that he spent all the money that could have been spent on the wall
6 million D chess

Speaking of Trevor, look at his yt channel.
youtube.com/channel/UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA/videos
If he's getting 600k viewers on tv, and the clips have viewcounts that dwarf it, why the FUCK does he have a show? You could seriously just remove the tv show, and just have him do clips for youtube. Unless of course, he's got viewbots.

> Senator Barack Obama's interview on October 29, 2008, pulled in 3.6 million viewers
>noah on average gets 1/6th of that

Asian women are so starved for anything resembling testosterone that you can legit pull this shit, even as a 5/10. Men with confidence is literally not a thing over there. For any legit basement incels here, save some money and take a 2 week vacation to Asia. You will come back a changed man

Is that the guy who interviewed Pewdiepie?

All Conan needs to do is shit on trannies and all will be forgiven, he's done it before he could do it again

WTF IS GOING ONNNN

FUCKKKING SOURCE?
BACKSTORY
ANYTHING

He's a classic style host on TBS trying to appeal to normies and zoomers. Gone are the kino of Late Night. I believe he will be off air shortly. I will cherish the good times.

Thanks for this, I'm gonna drink tonight

>yfw Trump is actually a media puppet placed to keep these faggots in business

clearly none of you are white and have interacted with non-white women

Trump was the worst thing that happened to comedy. Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and Conan O'brien are all legitimately talented comedians, but they suck balls since 2015. It's like the only jokes they can come up with is "So, Trump..." and made up shit like that Tahiti stuff because he didn't even do half of the cringe worthy retarded shit Bush did.

During war criminal Obamas time they didn't even dare to criticize. But at least they were funny and had a diverse pool of comedic bits.

>why the FUCK does he have a show?
so viacom can launder money

We need sauce. Also going on vacation in Fukuoka next year after seeing this shit

It's really that easy in Japan as a white guy. It's literally like having cheat codes. If you are an 9/10 white male in Japan and you go to a bar, you will have Japanese women proposing sex to you on the spot in broken english. It's fucking bonkers.

8/10 = just go up to Japanese women and they will go along with whatever you do, even if you have no game, just exude confidence.

too bad the olympics are gonna ruin everything for white men.

i am fat so i am permavirgin

what are you, permafat?

wa waa orange man legitimately making fun of orange retard is bad cause i have paper thin skin and my worldview is so weak any kind of criticism breaks the delusion i live in. Comedians have been doing this since the beginning of time faggot ass fairies.

bros im going to japan in november
this is real right?

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Try it out and let us know how it goes

Conan went to Ghana in June. The trip airs in September, so expect to hear how nice his luxury hotel there was.

What are they gonna do when trump is gone?

>t.

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I mean, it's better than endless low-effort Drumphf jokes.

Hopefully start putting effort in their comedy again.

Conan did a pretty quick production for tv. Announced last week, filmed and airing on Sept 3rd. And it still seems like old news.

I thought the Japanese were still kinda xenophobic though. Why are their women falling all over gaijin cock?

kek

Myanmar is sick though. Shame all the great colonial buildings are in disrepair but its otherwise sick

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Japanese girls love foreign boys, especially the master race.

I like where you're going with this.

>nazis placed animal lives above the lives of slavs and jews
based if you ask me

Why would a fake western movement have any effect on another culture in another land? the people who ate that shit up here are below 80 IQ or democratic.

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lmao at the morons STILL defending the MIGA cunt in August 2019