YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOOOWW ME
YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOOOWW ME
Kevin Watson
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Benjamin James
I GET BLOWN, BEFORE THE JACUZZI!!!
Michael Nelson
It is, it is, they look stupid, I'm just telling you, it's just an appraisal. Keep them if you want, look stupid, see if I give a fuck, you know. But they're too big and they look stupid, they look like some Vegas bitch, they look like a Vegas whore. And you go around, sashaying around in your tight clothes, and stuff. I won't stand for that anymore. (unintelligible)
Liam Rogers
This guy is so awesome. I love you don't hear the whole conversation. What was she saying that set him off? I guarantee you she was digging into him to make him act like that.
Grayson Butler
Has he ever been guilty of being un-based?
Nicholas Edwards
Isaac Mitchell
I need a woman! Not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. (panting) I don't need medication. You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How 'bout that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking, you need a fucking soul. I need medication. I need someone who treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is, because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot to do it all for her and she gives me shit, like a fucking sour look or says I'm mean. Mean? What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it? You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (panting) You fucking don't care about me. I'm having a hard time, and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch, you fucking selfish bitch. (panting) Don't you dare hang up on me."
Hunter Cooper
just watched Signs and he was really good in it. I don't know the context of this quote but maybe he did deserve a blow or two
Asher Evans
I miss the 90s. Just fuck my shit up senpai.
Wyatt Wood
Based Mel
Doesn't give a shit about Dave Chappelle's rant.. he'll say nigger, he'll say faggot. Fuck em all.
Justin Johnson
(making fake crying noises) The last three years have been a fucking gravy train for you.
Noah Ortiz
This was a private conversation
Jacob Robinson
he should play Sinji in live action Evangelion lmao
Dylan Wright
I'm threatening, I'll put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt. You understand that? 'Cause I'm capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order. For what? What are you going to get a restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly? For hitting you? For what?
James Cooper
RAPED BY A PACK OF N-
Wyatt Cox
O: I don't, I don't, I don't walk around in tight clothes, I stay at home for most of the time.
M: (heated) Yes you fucking do, you go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault. All right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time, with your fake boobs, you feel you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants (garbled) you can see your pussy from behind. And that green thing today was enough. That's provocative. OK? I'm telling you. I'm just telling you the truth! I don't like it. I don't want that woman. I don't want you! I don't believe you anymore. I don't trust you, I don't love you. I don't want you. OK?
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John Gray
What I don't get is why he married her in the first place. He seems like a smart enough man, and he could have gotten any sweet and horny girl, it was blatant she was a diva airhead gold digger cunt.
Charles Thomas
Is he wearing veneers?
Dylan Hernandez
M: I loved you because I treated you with every kindness, every consideration, you rejected, you will never be happy. Fuck you! Get the fuck away from me. But my daughter is important. All right? Now, you have one more chance, and I mean it. Now fucking go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. (panting) You make me wanna smoke, you fucked my day up, you care about yourself …
No idea man
John Hughes
the real wonder is why he wasted his time with that post-wall mail order bride and her awful voice
Luis Myers
he's actually starting to look like Orson now too
Nathan Taylor
Duuuuuddddee
Andrew Brown
Who the fuck cares, we agreed nothing. You agreed, you just fucking expect shit. Go out to the goddamn Jacuzzi, go and fuck the fucking Jacuzzi, it's a thing. You have no fucking soul!
Hunter Hughes
Is Mel the patron saint of Yea Forums
Xavier Carter
>absolutely based drunken maniac putting thots in their place
Yeah I’m thinking he’s our guy
Brody Cooper
Well it's not good enough for me, and instinctively, I feel that. And I will not be patronized by you, and your fucking dishonesty and apologizing, you apologize because you know you're wrong.
Yes, among other places on the 'net.
Jeremiah Howard
How long they stayed together? Only reason I can imagine is she used to have innocence and he spoiled her too much or was wonderfully faked sincerity all along. Fucking women, man. I know exactly her type and can perfectly relate to his rant. He comes off as a sex obsessed mad man but it's clear it's because he is a romantic and she's soulless. Fucking devils.
Samuel White
You fucking offend me. And you don't care about anyone but yourself, and your fucking stupid fucking failed career. And it's ruined us. Because you fucking can't, fucking, you wanted that dress? I can't believe you asked for that. And the tickets, in the Lakers box? I got rid of the box, now nobody gets tickets because of you. I had to sell the motherfucker!
I think just a few years. Let me check.
Zachary Lee
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How the fuck is his Jewdar so spot on? Is this a super-power?
Josiah Lee
YOU WENT TO SLEEP AND DIDN’T BLOW ME!! I DESERVE TO BE BLOOOOOOWN!!!
Colton Hughes
garbled) ... fucking used. You fucking used me, and I will never forgive you. (panting) I will never forgive you for what you've done to me! You fucking bitch!
3 years
Connor Murphy
M: I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking Jacuzzi! OK? I'll burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first! (screaming) How dare you!! How fucking dare you. (panting) Rerrrggghh!! You wanted the number of my therapist? Don't you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist. (panting) Because you got problems, more than me.
David Morales
When you spend years around them in Hollywood, you're going to notice some common traits.
Kevin Martin
Really felt bad for Mel when that came out, it's embarrassing but ultimately his doing. I'm just glad he got the help he needed to sober up and get his life back on track.
Jaxon Collins
Based Mel
Samuel Walker
Imagine being a normie faggot who watches "local news" which is owned by the same faggots who own everything else.
Austin Sanchez
M: You know how to fucking push my buttons. And it is not going to work with us. It's not! I can't get like this anymore! (panting) And you know you're doing it! And you're a liar, you're dishonest, and you're fucked up. So you stay the fuck away from me. Take care of your fucking son. And I'd better have my daughter. (panting) I just want my daughter, and a maid! It's a lot less fucking trouble. The clean up after themselves, they make your goddamn bed, which you did not, you don't have to worry about emotional blackmail, or any of that other bullshit you put me through. I just need a nice woman to look after my beautiful daughter. And I don't (garbled) fucking (garbled, panting). You're a pain in the ass! You're a pain in my ass! Stop being that! (panting) You're a pain in my ass. Nothing b …
Fuck you pal. Oksana was a gold digging whore who just wanted more and more from Mel until he couldn't take it. Then she records these phone calls to make herself seem like the victim. Fuck her and you too.