/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Urban Warfare Edition

>Lap:
#4358

>Countdown to the sPAIN GP:
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 104 (+18)
VER : 85 (+26)
PER: 66 (+12)
RUS: 59 (+10)
SAI: 53 (+15)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 157 (+33)
Red Bull: 151 +38
Mercedes: 95 (+18)
McLaren: 46 (+0)
Alfa Romeo: 31 (+6)

>WEC Standings
HAM: 339.22 (+76.08)
RIC: 255.13 (+46.86)
MSC: 222.45(+63.53)

>Mick Schumacher races without scoring a single point:
27 (26 starts)

>News
Adam Cooper reveals some particularly interesting news, during which the VIP's are pissed at the city of Miami's way of handling the VIP paddock
Princess Lulu says (s)he gave it everything (and still finished behind George 'Pinocchio' Russell, WHAT A BITCH!)
Bruno Michel believes that there's too many young drivers in some F1 academies
F1 conveniently says there's no need for an 11th team (As Andretti marches on trying to make the F1 grid)

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benis

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jj leddo :DDDDDDDDDDwDD

Lepajeets, what are we redeeming?

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Lescholars, what are we reading?

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Bpd self harm sluts gp when?

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jerked off to pauline again lads

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Do you have a good relationship with your father sirs?

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>... so i told them i had a great post prepared and i would post it once they made a new thr-
>Mattia, il motore?
>sì sì, it's mint, you know we always bring a new one for Suzuka... so i open the new thread and write "gimi" ahahahah you get it?

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amx

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Alonso is washed up. All he does now is qualify in the midfield and when it comes to racing he just torpedeos into disappearing wedges, either crashing into some poor sap tring to race or cutting corners and then saying he was pushed off. It's fucking shameful to watch.

>F1 conveniently says there's no need for an 11th team
fucks sake

pierre doing yoga. he is very talented

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gimi

Alonso is washed up. All he does now is qualify in the midfield and when it comes to racing he just torpedeos into disappearing wedges, either crashing into some poor sap tring to race or cutting corners and then saying he was pushed off. It's fucking shameful to watch.

I actually like that art. Makes me think of the 1950's interpretation of the year 2000.

How much money would I need to facilitate an Italian Futurism revival, that's also F1 related? Do you think a few years worth of spaghetti and a full time nona to cook it would be enough for a budding Italian artist or two?

I could probably swing that.

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>F1 conveniently says there's no need for an 11th team (As Andretti marches on trying to make the F1 grid)
Why is liberty media like this? Wasn't one of the purposes of the budget cap to encourage more teams to join?

reckon about 150 dollaroos on fiver will get the job done

Because very simply put, Liberty Media are nothing but snake oil salesman. They'll say one thing and then do another thing.

If you're an urban bong this is very problematic. Italian fascists really liked that art style.

you have my moral support

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gimi

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>27th
for gimi DDDDDDDDDDDD:

damn she's just like me fr. also stop posting this in every thread

Ahh, fuck the Urban Bongs, they wouldn't know good art even if they cut themselves on the Mona Lisa.

>Cute, funny AND smug
Welp, I will watch your show now.

Alonso still got it. He regularly qualifies in front of the midfield in his Clio and when it comes to racing he does 400IQ moves other drivers don't have the brains for, either gaining a lot of time and places or exposing the retardation of the stewards. It's fucking brilliant to watch.

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seb!

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>DUDE LE OPEN WHEEL CARS GO LE FAST
grow up.

hamspammer is washed up. All he does now is show up to race threads and when it comes to shitposting he just spams the same images, either baiting some newfag trying to post cars or garnering sympathy and then replying rent free to posters who want to help. It's fucking shameful to watch.

futurism is ok but it has been pretty much exhausted of any meaning at this point, we've been living in the world futurists envisioned for the past 40 years and nothing good came out of it
yeah, teams that can fill up their pockets and Andretti surely wouldn't join to do that

How about getting some points

>Uhhh Matt, I get that you wanted to get that first post and all, but I think you spelled his name wrong?

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I’m starting to belive the stewards actually hate alonso and want to screw him over when given the chance

>Adam Cooper reveals some particularly interesting news, during which the VIP's are pissed at the city of Miami's way of handling the VIP paddock

What is it? Since was Adam Cooper this based

>Once, so tormented she could not sleep, Sophia slid a hand down between her legs, and gasped when she felt how wet she was. Scarce daring to breathe, she moved her fingers back and forth between her lower lips, slowly so as not to wake Bent Viscaal beside her, until she found one sweet spot and lingered there, touching herself lightly, timidly at first and then faster.

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twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/1523641457730781184

Here

how about getting some digits

that comes later, first he has to expose the broken system.

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you could have just posted Edd

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Apparently the food was pretty shit, and the accommodations in general were iffy
I mean, for 13 grand you'd be expected to get your ass wiped

you could post the carrie masturbation pasta

Holy shit I didn’t know Jake Dennis was Ron’s son.

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But I wanna post Edd

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I mean its nice that theyre trying to promote local business if that was the case. But this is just more evidence that Miami GP was a horrible experience and should never be hosted again. Givng me LV GP vibes

>Still, the relief she wanted seemed to recede before her, until her kittens stirred, and one screamed out across the cabin, and Bent woke and saw what she was doing.

>Sophia knew her face was flushed, but in the darkness Bent surely could not tell. Wordless, the teammate put a hand on her breast, then bent to take a nipple in his mouth. His other hand drifted down across the soft curve of belly, through the mound of fine copper-gold hair, and went to work between Sophia's thighs.

>It was no more than a few moments until her legs twisted and her breasts heaved and her whole body shuddered. She screamed then. Or perhaps that was one of her kittens. Bent never said a thing, only curled back up and went back to sleep the instant the thing was done.

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Giara Binoddo :DDDD

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EL PLAN is entering Phase II

Migu sex

any ways to filter flags on a phone?

Migu is not for sex

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any way to filter openly admitted phoneposters?

now it will be double the pain

>F1 conveniently says there's no need for an 11th team (As Andretti marches on trying to make the F1 grid)

Who exactly said this?

A grid of 20 cars is too short, it should be minimum 24. Seriously I wonder who says this kind of shit and gets away with it.

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any way?

I don't even know how can someone humilliate himself so much

>Lulu literally living in the past
Any explanation of this? Is it a cope to deal with how bad his 2022 car is?

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>Bruno Michel believes that there's too many young drivers in some F1 academies
and then you remember there are 25-26yo in f2
kek
death to mercedes, mclaren and alpine

>@SmilexTech confirmed that Red Bull sacrificed their speed in high speed corners and privileged the slow sections, and this proved very beneficial. The Imola weight reduction package gives the engineers a much wider setup window
Red Bull with a sacrificed top speed is still faster in straights than Ferrari who were literally cutting off top parts of rear wing for more straightline speed. If Hamilshit was in Amx's place this year everyone here would be calling him a carbabby

so many schizo posts lately
>captcha : pajet

I plan on posting gimi in the near future

Behead the German fujoshit

>lately

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I'll see if I can find a paragraph that suits edd

tifosi bros, we're (not) gonna make it

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It would be pozzed as fuck, lead by women and celebrating V6 Turbo hybrid

damn... a decade late I suppose.

Apparently the prediction for Barcelona package is 0.3s/lap gain for Ferrari, including a revised sidepod and 2kg weight reduction.
Do note however it's the Italians who did this prediction.

transfosi eggs, do xe still have a chance or is it over?

But you're not considering the following: Hamilton expertly and bravely loses the championship anyway, because he is the biggest mental midget on the planet.

The hamspammer. Call the retards by their names

makes me wonder how fucking shite Perez is