In this thread Yea Forums casts the Metal Gear film for a 2019 audience

In this thread Yea Forums casts the Metal Gear film for a 2019 audience

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>Snake
The Rock

>Black snake
Yes please

I think you meant to say Snigga

Too light skinned

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Mei Ling = that fat asian who played Rose Tico in TLJ

Naomi Cambell = post wall and balding Emma Page

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*ellen page

Idris Elba as everyone.

Hey wait a minute, isn’t that DSP?

>phillip b noir

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This is fake, right?

No other actor comes close.

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I really hope not. Netflix is a meme company that's constantly in the red. I want them to make more anti-kinos.

don't even talk to me

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There is literally a movie in active development right now by the Skull Island guy, so yes, it's fake

Yeah, more niggers, that's all we need.

I can get behind this. Chris Evans would make a pretty great aesthetic Solid Snake

This and architect as Big Boss

dude is too bluepilled to understand the redpill nature of mgs1&2

I want Chris Hemsworth to play both Solid and Liquid. Or if you're not anal about the twins thing then Henry Cavill as Solid and Hemsworth as Liquid. Dennis Quaid as Big Boss.

This is just your homo fantasy

Why was there no Gassy?

>we want the chinless audience
say no more

Not really. Hemsworth would at least make the perfect Liquid and Quaid the perfect Big Boss. I'm not sure I want Henry because his acting isn't that great.

Please

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charisma black hole.

It's fake, you mongrels.

I don't know what that means.

Too old. He could play big boss, though.

No way, it wouldn't work. Snake has a much more plump ass.

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He wants to play Snake anyway

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Solid snake as a white man and liquid as a nigger

Christian bale as solid, James broken as big boss

That's America's ass

let me have fun

James BROLIN

He wouldn't want to. He already rejected the voice role in MGS3. Probably think's it's beneath him

Joosten get to work again?

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Christian Bale should play Ocelot.

He's got the looks
He's got the voice
pity he can't act tho
is 2 out 3 good enough?

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>directed by Hideo Kojima

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Solid Snake
Liquid Snake
Gassy Snake

GASEOUS NOT GASSY

>Philip B. Noir

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Gotcha
This. Probably because it sounded dumb, so they made Solidus the third clone.

They want that dude for everything. He isn't a Box Office Draw. I swear with white liberals and Jews. So fucking stupid

I thought this fuckin' shit was already in full swing?

no Kojimbo, no watch

>Games are already movies
>Make a movie out of 'em, condensing and cutting the storyline, and more importantly the character interactions
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE POINT
COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CONTENT

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How about Wyatt?

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He doesn't look anything like the Snakes, but I'm down for it anyway because he was based as fuck in Overlord and his dad was the primary inspiration for the entire series in the first place.

Huey did nothing wrong

Based snake

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How do I get cast?

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A traitorous dog

WE

No. Vina Sky would play Mei Ling.

fuck off, huey

The picture isn't Solid Snake it's Naked Snake.

just like snake

the entire cast must be black or no deal

KYS NETFLIX

We already had this movie, it’s called “Escape From LA”

We already had this idea when the IMDB forums were still open. Full-black cast except my idea was for Rosie Perez to play Mei Ling's character. Still proud of that one.

>Philip B. Noir

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metal gear movie is stupid because anyone who has played the game knows that it’s just a bunch of action movie references and trope mashed together. the first MGS takes entire scenes from escape from new york. it might as well me the ‘scary movie’ parody of action movies

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They're already on their way to OLD SNAKE by now. Maybe in the years that those images were fucking taken, sure.

It already happened years ago.
Donald Anderson
youtube.com/watch?v=XrsPUoZl-6Q

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More like Black Salami.

I nominate jon babomboyega for Snake.

Would work aesthetically but the voice would be so off

Youll get a black snake alright

>it's a seething pol incels falls for another photoshopped article thread

I didn't know she was STICC

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metal gear is now a nigger
bravo jewflix

calm down fren

unless Kojima directs it, it doesn't matter who they cast.

Top lel

white guys are really stupid

that guy have been this shit for more than a year now

that's the same guy that's been spamming Yea Forums with "john boyega playing bloodborne"

like holy fucking shit. the superior race. in what? being retarded?

kojomba is already directing the death stranding movie

Too bad Chris Evans is a colossal faggot.

> Vina Sky

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She's less sticc these days compared to the mgsv days.

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GUILTY, ALL COUNTS

It mite b cool if the movie explores the years between 1984-1995 and how Outer Heaven was established and how Venom Snake prepared for Operation Intrude N313.

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Isn't Kong Island director making the Metal Gear movie?

original metal gear and metal gear 2 are the only games that wouldn’t be a bloated mess as a movie

>mgs2
>Not a bloated mess

?

stfu cuck

tom hardy as snake, logan marshall-green as liquid

Black Phillip you say?

And the eternal quest to taint Kojima's work by Konami continues. If you're getting hyped for this you're an MGS5 baby.

He never mentioned MGS2 you faggot.

>quest to taint Kojima's work by Konami
He did it himself by making 3 shitty games in a row and getting utterly emasculated by Revegeance

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THE RECESSIVE GENES

If the direction is solid his acting could be passable and I’d be on board

Metal gear games already include hours of cutscenes this is unnecessary

>by Phillip B. Noir
rofl

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Why? Kojima told the story he wanted to in the format he wanted to. As much as people joke about them being drawn out movies, they still fit in with the game medoum. We already got what Kojima wanted to tell, aside from the shit on the last one Konami cut short.

Why the hell would any fan of the games want a shitty Hollywood remake of them?

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He's not wrong.

I got your Solid Snake right here.

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No, but close
pic related is Liquid and Solid Snake

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Better hope Kazuhira "Kikongo and stay go" Miller doesn't hear about this.

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Came to post this.

WTF is wrong with the mexican language?

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honestly I can see this happen

Nah, he's too clean it was the same problem in that train movie

>Kazuhira "Kikongo and stay go" Miller
Severely underrated

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If they're doing one it should be about the original Metal Gear on NES. Got your Big Boss right here.

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