In this thread Yea Forums casts the Metal Gear film for a 2019 audience
In this thread Yea Forums casts the Metal Gear film for a 2019 audience
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>Snake
The Rock
>Black snake
Yes please
I think you meant to say Snigga
Too light skinned
Mei Ling = that fat asian who played Rose Tico in TLJ
Naomi Cambell = post wall and balding Emma Page
*ellen page
Idris Elba as everyone.
Hey wait a minute, isn’t that DSP?
>phillip b noir
This is fake, right?
No other actor comes close.
I really hope not. Netflix is a meme company that's constantly in the red. I want them to make more anti-kinos.
don't even talk to me
There is literally a movie in active development right now by the Skull Island guy, so yes, it's fake
Yeah, more niggers, that's all we need.
I can get behind this. Chris Evans would make a pretty great aesthetic Solid Snake
This and architect as Big Boss
dude is too bluepilled to understand the redpill nature of mgs1&2
I want Chris Hemsworth to play both Solid and Liquid. Or if you're not anal about the twins thing then Henry Cavill as Solid and Hemsworth as Liquid. Dennis Quaid as Big Boss.
This is just your homo fantasy
Why was there no Gassy?
>we want the chinless audience
say no more
Not really. Hemsworth would at least make the perfect Liquid and Quaid the perfect Big Boss. I'm not sure I want Henry because his acting isn't that great.
Please
charisma black hole.
It's fake, you mongrels.
I don't know what that means.
Too old. He could play big boss, though.
No way, it wouldn't work. Snake has a much more plump ass.
He wants to play Snake anyway
Solid snake as a white man and liquid as a nigger
Christian bale as solid, James broken as big boss
That's America's ass
let me have fun
James BROLIN
He wouldn't want to. He already rejected the voice role in MGS3. Probably think's it's beneath him
Joosten get to work again?
Christian Bale should play Ocelot.
He's got the looks
He's got the voice
pity he can't act tho
is 2 out 3 good enough?
>directed by Hideo Kojima
Solid Snake
Liquid Snake
Gassy Snake
GASEOUS NOT GASSY
>Philip B. Noir
Gotcha
This. Probably because it sounded dumb, so they made Solidus the third clone.
They want that dude for everything. He isn't a Box Office Draw. I swear with white liberals and Jews. So fucking stupid
I thought this fuckin' shit was already in full swing?
no Kojimbo, no watch
>Games are already movies
>Make a movie out of 'em, condensing and cutting the storyline, and more importantly the character interactions
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE POINT
COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CONTENT
How about Wyatt?
He doesn't look anything like the Snakes, but I'm down for it anyway because he was based as fuck in Overlord and his dad was the primary inspiration for the entire series in the first place.
Huey did nothing wrong
Based snake
How do I get cast?
A traitorous dog
WE
No. Vina Sky would play Mei Ling.
fuck off, huey
The picture isn't Solid Snake it's Naked Snake.
just like snake
the entire cast must be black or no deal
KYS NETFLIX
We already had this movie, it’s called “Escape From LA”
We already had this idea when the IMDB forums were still open. Full-black cast except my idea was for Rosie Perez to play Mei Ling's character. Still proud of that one.
>Philip B. Noir
metal gear movie is stupid because anyone who has played the game knows that it’s just a bunch of action movie references and trope mashed together. the first MGS takes entire scenes from escape from new york. it might as well me the ‘scary movie’ parody of action movies
They're already on their way to OLD SNAKE by now. Maybe in the years that those images were fucking taken, sure.
It already happened years ago.
Donald Anderson
youtube.com
More like Black Salami.
I nominate jon babomboyega for Snake.
Would work aesthetically but the voice would be so off
Youll get a black snake alright
>it's a seething pol incels falls for another photoshopped article thread
I didn't know she was STICC
metal gear is now a nigger
bravo jewflix
calm down fren
unless Kojima directs it, it doesn't matter who they cast.
Top lel
white guys are really stupid
that guy have been this shit for more than a year now
that's the same guy that's been spamming Yea Forums with "john boyega playing bloodborne"
like holy fucking shit. the superior race. in what? being retarded?
kojomba is already directing the death stranding movie
Too bad Chris Evans is a colossal faggot.
> Vina Sky
She's less sticc these days compared to the mgsv days.
GUILTY, ALL COUNTS
It mite b cool if the movie explores the years between 1984-1995 and how Outer Heaven was established and how Venom Snake prepared for Operation Intrude N313.
Isn't Kong Island director making the Metal Gear movie?
original metal gear and metal gear 2 are the only games that wouldn’t be a bloated mess as a movie
>mgs2
>Not a bloated mess
?
stfu cuck
tom hardy as snake, logan marshall-green as liquid
Black Phillip you say?
And the eternal quest to taint Kojima's work by Konami continues. If you're getting hyped for this you're an MGS5 baby.
He never mentioned MGS2 you faggot.
>quest to taint Kojima's work by Konami
He did it himself by making 3 shitty games in a row and getting utterly emasculated by Revegeance
THE RECESSIVE GENES
If the direction is solid his acting could be passable and I’d be on board
Metal gear games already include hours of cutscenes this is unnecessary
>by Phillip B. Noir
rofl
Why? Kojima told the story he wanted to in the format he wanted to. As much as people joke about them being drawn out movies, they still fit in with the game medoum. We already got what Kojima wanted to tell, aside from the shit on the last one Konami cut short.
Why the hell would any fan of the games want a shitty Hollywood remake of them?
He's not wrong.
I got your Solid Snake right here.
No, but close
pic related is Liquid and Solid Snake
Better hope Kazuhira "Kikongo and stay go" Miller doesn't hear about this.
Came to post this.
WTF is wrong with the mexican language?
honestly I can see this happen
Nah, he's too clean it was the same problem in that train movie
>Kazuhira "Kikongo and stay go" Miller
Severely underrated
If they're doing one it should be about the original Metal Gear on NES. Got your Big Boss right here.