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Winona Ryder in Alien: Resurrection
Bentley Cox
Justin Ortiz
is an android
Caleb Thomas
Angsty Winonabot singlehandedly turned this movie from schlock to kino
Andrew Myers
I couldn't figure her character out. She did stupid shit like wear boxing gloves, broke that guys knife and I think it's implied she fucked one of the guy crew members.
Was she just retarded?
Caleb Perry
i want to do cute with her
Levi Edwards
Can someone explain this meme and why its being pushed?
Jayden Phillips
This is perfection
Caleb Smith
Angel Lopez
Is this a meme? Looking through the archive I don't see any threads about Winona in Alien since 2018.
Benjamin Anderson
Oven dodger
Alexander Green
There is an Amy Adams thread with this exact same format.
Jack Davis
Michael Myers
it's called "heterosexuality"
Jaxon Gray
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lincoln Kelly
Why do people think of her as an 80s actress when she only had two notable roles in the 80s and both were in the last years of the decade?
Ethan Gutierrez
>Have a good day at school, user!
Lincoln Kelly
This was probably her at maximum fuckability, though I would still gladly do things to her even now in Stranger Things mode.
Jack Torres
I wish I had a Wino mommy
Jonathan Fisher
Do I know you, lady?
Adam Phillips
Why do all the women in the Alien franchise look like men?
David Collins
A little less attractive than in girls interrupted
Joseph White
>Stranger Things mode
Best mode
Chase Nelson
>no tits
>no ass
>probably had a dick at one point
She looks like a man.
Cooper Martin
This thread reminds me how she has always looked better than Millie Brown. such an attractive tomboy
Jayden Stewart
This is an 18+ site
Liam Harris
An ugly woman posted this.
Hudson Nguyen
Peak tomboy
Grayson Sullivan
How's Night on Earth? I've been on a Jarmusch kicker.
Christopher Reed
>selfless female robot risked her life for menkinds
>got injured
> white males ungratefully despised her
>even the paralyzed guy, whom only she cared, despised her
>only Ripley, a lab rat alien hybrid, appreciates her
Brandon Cruz
sheseesyourpenis.webm
Owen King
Roberto Benigni one is the best
Nolan Carter
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Mason Allen
She has massive titties for such a tiny thing.
Jayden Nelson
Haven't seen it either but I really want to because it looks like quinoa
Ryan Watson
...I get hard just reading about it...
Julian Gomez
Sorry can't tell you I turned it off five minutes in
Austin Parker
This is what the perfect woman looks like.
Carson White
>night on earth premiere
omfgijiji
Henry Richardson
The dead women were all very attractive
Charles Peterson
The dead women were all very attractive
Jeremiah Peterson
She was just trying to become human. You know like when Data makes his friends come to his holodeck standup comedy routine.
Aiden Perez
Zoomers lump the 80s and 90s together into one package of retro but not too retro.
Eli Foster
This
Samuel Lopez
*blocks your path*
Aiden Garcia
I get why losing her broke Depp.
Juan Collins
"I love you."
Cute!
Dylan Scott
Lucas Roberts
Moar liek KINOna Ryder, amirite??
Kayden Myers
That movie will always be the sole black mark on her otherwise patrician filmography.
Xavier Nelson
beetlejuice was 80s and that's the first winona movie everybody names. heathers is the second and that's also 80s.
John Moore
Tomboys are for _____
Jaxson Peterson
loving
Elijah Phillips
Brandon Bell
No shit sherlock, I specifically said she had two notable roles in the 80s. Both movies came out in 88.
Caleb Jenkins
>Dracula
>Age of Innocence
>Reality Bites
also first and second choices
Connor Miller
Andrew Diaz
shes got fairly large tits for being so small, she's just good at keeping them low key
ass is average white girl ass.
face game is 10/10. My ideal
Nathaniel James
how did he lose her?
Adrian Roberts
He was a fool
Brandon Cruz
kek
Nolan Bell
do you have details? Did he cheat? I mean young Depp was absolute peak chad / godmode. It would be hard not to for anybody that attractive
Jackson Morgan
>OH NO I CAN'T SWIM AAAAAH
Matthew Harris
She's much better than him these days
Julian Perry
Which current actress can rival 90's Winona's perfect 10/10 face?
Parker Peterson
None can.
Elijah Evans
Isaac Stewart
There are young actresses with 10 faces, but none that rival winona. Example: Dove Cameron has a "perfect" face, but she's no Wino
Christian Butler
WRONG
Dominic Evans
>Dove Cameron has a "perfect" face
LMAO WHAT
Caleb Jones
feminism has ruined her face though
William Flores
you telling me that's not a 10? She may not be your thing, she's not mine. But objectively speaking, she's got exceptional features
Thomas Torres
There's no such thing
Jacob Wright
The various generations of robots kept having problems, so they built them to have weird but inoffensive behaviors to channel away anything destructive.
A bit like Jews are doing with normies.
Alexander Nelson
Fucking giant space between her uneven eyes, fucked up nose, huge forehead, uneven chin. She's a goddamn mess.
Cameron Young
>titties!
And batshit crazy eyes.
Hunter Brown
Same deal as Ash's weird jogging on the spot. This turned out not to be enough to contain his oral rape inclinations, so the boxing glove routine was developed.
Carter Campbell
kek at the seething hate
Oliver Hughes
>le point elbows wouldn't bang
Ryder Cook
Winona's rotoscoped titties in A Scanner Darkly
Zachary Hernandez
Daniel Young
is that person dead?
Austin Green
no, but this thread is
Tyler Kelly
nice
Jayden Robinson
Underrated kino
Ryder Price
She mostly looks like a boy mostly
Justin Gray
Chloe Hosterman could have been queen of the ayylmao waifus, but she bimbo'd out instead. such a shame.
Gabriel Barnes
no
Charles Brown
the boxing gloves was the android pretending to be drunk.
Kevin Ross
you just know
David Rogers
all the attractive women are back on earth doing ASMR videos. the less mediagenic ones have to eke out a living moving crates around in shitty cargo haulers.
Carson Taylor
Camden Bell
beautiful
Jace Sullivan
>Chloe Hosterman
I would
Tyler Rogers
>no tits
t. seething tranny
Wyatt Williams
how can a woman be so cute and so beautiful at the same damn time?
Carter Russell
don't be lewd to Wino, user
Ryder Gutierrez
Is Wino a wino?
Justin Moore
>a challenger appears
Joshua Ortiz
She -does- come from Wine country in CA
Landon Bailey
>so winona we need you to play an aging jewess who is replaced by a younger jewess
>no no any similarities to people living or dead is merely a coincidence
Levi Edwards
disgusting slag
Hudson Foster
the real question is who has aged better?
Luis Torres
She's pre-Winona in the genealogy of jewfus
Aaron Scott
winona's not even a real jew
Dylan Jackson
Noni
Dylan Russell
What did he mean by this.
Tyler Wilson
>Real name is Horowitz
>not a real Jew
stupid goy
Robert Torres
>Winona Laura Horowitz was born in Winona, Minnesota, on October 29, 1971,[4] the daughter of Cynthia Palmer (née Istas) and Michael D. Horowitz.
Shit you're right. Also dat birth city.
Nolan Howard
John King
Literally Clem from walking dead
Isaiah Morgan
Bentley Wood
cuddling!
Ryder Miller
Good thread.
Mason Powell
came to post this
Camden Wilson
Yes
Mason Wood
>posts a drawing of a chink
>says it looks like Winona
face blindness is a sign of brain damage
David Harris
are jews more androgynous than regular people?
she's like an andro goddess
Julian Stewart
peak perfection
Oliver Gomez
does this look androgynous to you?
Grayson Hill
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Justin Green
"Well, my favorite band of all time is the Replacements."
youtube.com
Carter Wright
Is that you Gwenyth?
Leo Rodriguez
I thought you were making a joke about the band name until I opened the link
Henry Garcia
Brody Watson
Winona forever
Michael Rogers
left right left right left right left right
Kevin Rogers
Isaac Cook
How cold was that day?
Dominic Barnes
>I've made a huge mistake
Benjamin Lee
The power of Winona is a power of aesthetic. Her acting range isn't particularly great. She doesn't possess any particular credentials as a great actress. Most of her performances are dry, monotone, lifeless even. But this is a non issue for Winona. She has a cult of personality formed completely around her natural aesthetic beauty. Her presence charms the audience into feeling something sublime which exists around her, an aura of magic.
Henry Morales
Based and je-ne-sais-quoi-pilled
Cooper Sanchez
Liam Ward
>reverse image search
>no results
>'view same' on the archive
>no results
Uhhhh
Hudson Martin
Is this where all the doomer fags ended up after cripplechan was nuked
Caleb Perry
she's so cutepilled
Daniel Brooks
lewd hugs
Cooper Anderson
Someone turn this into a meme
Dominic Baker
she had better soaked my sammich with that Khazar milk or I'll be furious!
Colton Williams
Based
Leo White
Owen Martinez
Hot pixie jewess. Loved the lesbian subtext with Sigourney too.
Hudson Jones
>winona was will from stranger things but without friends
Cooper Roberts
It's a waifu thread, you literal homosexual.
Ayden Jones
stupidest pasta ever
Jackson Johnson
>beat up and expelled for her androgyny
literal martyr
Jeremiah Reed
Jason Fisher
“The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn’t the same as Winona. I felt weird to be around him like he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.”
- Tim Burton
Tyler Lewis
I don't remember wheelchair dude being a dick to her. I actually got kindof a weird couple vibe from them.
James Fisher
>7th grade tomboy Winona
Hunter White
>Winonapilled
Carter Reed
saw her in person at paleyfest stranger things last year.
she's very modest and likable.
Matthew Sanders
it's awesome if you dig his other stuff. episodic like coffee and cigarettes but closer to mystery train in most other ways
Kayden Jackson
Nice
Justin Hughes
dat negro always gets justed
Alexander Robinson
The homoerotic subtext between her and Ripley was certainly something.
Benjamin Reyes
based
Xavier Foster
No pasta! No pasta! You're the pasta!
lgbtqnation.com
Connor Anderson
It's kinda weird how many people watch Resurrection and don't notice the lingering gazes, Ripley fingering Cal's hole, stuff like that.
Julian Perry
bullshit story
jews dont get bullied what the hell kind of virtue signaling tardshit is this shoplifting oven dodger making up
Camden Sullivan
>Unfortunately, the scene where other kids throw food at Dinky was quite familiar to actress Winona Ryder. Ryder has described being called a weirdo and having Cheetos thrown at her by some girls in eighth grade because she wore a crew cut and listened to Sex Pistols.
Nathaniel Stewart
Alright, let's do this.
Dick reactions ROLL.
Juan Morgan
Pls
Brody Wood
fugg
Jason Rodriguez
We need Winona and Janeane to re-team.
Ryder Wood
Winona is not for lewd
roll
Caleb Campbell
Is it even subtext?
Ayden Nelson
>i love you
>ooh
>this statue feels so heavy
i'd ryder
John Reed
Based
Kayden Campbell
roll
Jace Rivera
>drawing of a chink
>her face model is a chink
>devs say she's black
glad telltale is dead
Hunter Martinez
David Richardson
rolling
Ethan King
>"I love jews"
David Lee
Because of her, I love jews too
Adrian Reyes
>webms you can hear with your soul
Elijah Roberts
Parker Phillips
Consider the following
Isaiah Murphy
Tan lines are fucking disgusting.
Jayden Johnson
kek
Jayden Smith
nigger
Evan Bennett
Emma Watson isn't attractive
Isaac Garcia
What was with Gen X and making such a big deal about what music you listened to? How did the other kids even know what she listened to anyway?
Nathan Anderson
Why's that one chick in that picture where she's about to be murdered look so much like Winona
Shits weird
Aaron White
I know the exact picture you're talking about from that description
Brody Scott
Exactly
Hunter Clark
That was hot af, you could tell the girl was subconciously enjoying it.
David Foster
I don't think that's true user and you know it
Carter Nelson
Something tells me she was the inspiration for Amelie
Kayden Barnes
Closer to Brittany Murphy ironically
Colton Brooks
What are you talking about?
Julian Clark
I don't see it
Anthony Lopez
For reference since everyone is debating it
Carson Gray
She only looked like Winona because she was pale with short dark hair.
Leo Miller
Thanks user
Nah man, her eyes are similar too
Lucas James
rolland was a thompson gunner
Jeremiah Gomez
Whoa, I never knew there were other photos of her. Apparently the FBI found a bunch but only a few shit-quality ones were made public.
You can see between these two photos her shirt was unbuttoned.
Noah Lee
Absolutely mogged.
Jason Bailey
Fuck off, Mel
Parker Wilson
Music was more relevant.
Wyatt Adams
Based and tomboypilled.
Colton Stewart
and there wasn't social media
Cameron Lopez
They thought (wrongly) that music mattered.
Now we know better, that all music is jewish tricks
Hunter Nguyen
Hot af
Christopher Green
hmm.. not a meme yet but maybe the trend of 'humanform robotica with soal' vibe... done many times but always interesting
Charles Reed
giv tsundere Siggy gf or else i post the pasta again
Christopher Bailey
>naturally blonde
>jew
what did she mean by this?
Connor Morris
You blow, I'll do the fingering.
Ayden Campbell
God I whacked it so hard to her in Alien Reseraction. The sperm I wasted to that smile, and short hair.
Wyatt Young
“Please, no, oh God no! I don’t want to die!!!”
Hudson Adams
Do you suppose Ripley's pussy juice would be acidic?
John Davis
Could have easily had a career as a molly ringwald type.
Also, that innie.
Chase Lopez
Best thread on Yea Forums
Jackson Russell
Funny, the protagonist in Ginger Snaps was inspired by her character in Beetlejuice, and she's dressed just like her in that pic (but not the actual movie)
Michael Roberts
Yeah I've been hanging in here for 10 hours now and I have to say it has been extremely based and patrician
Bentley Rodriguez
making love to
Sebastian Smith
Yes. Esoteric Ryderism lives.
Joseph Watson
The weak should fear the strong.
Liam Russell
Based. I'll do the same on October 29.
Michael Turner
What film is this ? She looks cute and young
Jacob Harris
Okay now THIS is based
Kayden Ramirez
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael
Xavier Jones
She cute
Dominic Powell
she even looks like him
Colton Gomez
Blessed
Logan Collins
pure perfection
my first Yea Forums crush
Brayden James
This cup is again going to empty itself, and Zarathustra is again going to be a man.
Nolan Cox
Beautiful.
Ryan Hill
>ctrl + f "Oven"
Isaiah White
Fuck it. Let's do this
Leo Miller
Blake Torres
I'm guessing you are a zoomed. Stuff like that used to be kind of a big deal for young people. It has pretty much disappeared since the late 00s when hipsters became a thing and music fashion disappeared. What music you listened to tended to have an effect on what friends you hung out with in middle and high school.
The last time I really remember thinking about it was when that British goth girl got jumped with her boyfriend and she got out in a coma. Lots of fundraisers happened to pay for their medical bills after she died.
Asher Sanders
What chord is this?
Joseph Johnson
Heartstrings
Adrian Reed
>Pinto
NOOOOOO MOMMY
Jayden Thompson
G major, you twit
Andrew Ross
fuckin hell
gibs me winona gf
Austin Richardson
Jesus Christ...
I have died and gone to heaven. Blessed 44s.
Elijah Long
Wyatt Price
The only thing of worth from that shitshow. Then again, Noni's the only thing of worth on this fucking terrible existence.
Asher Martin
Anthony Perez
This
Isaac Nguyen
Winona is #1 cutiepajewty
Dylan Wilson
Why'd she do it bros?
Brandon Morgan
Winona doesn't recognize your petty Slave Morality
Kayden Thompson
ha ha...
Logan Harris
No joke, Winona Ryder is the only Hollywood girl I've ever wanted to really have sex with. I still do. She's hot as fuck on Stranger Things and I practically look like Hopper anyway so I self-inserted.
Jace Diaz
Mason Rogers
reminds me of this kid
Oliver Perez
Based Nicki.
James Cooper
>tfw no high school romance movie where the tomboy gets bullied for being androgynous but she wins the heart of the chad and the bitchy girls fume and REEE.
Connor Rivera
a minor
Alexander Scott
remove ridley and the hybrid alien at the end and the film had potential. I love the rest of alien 4 except for those elements.
Could have been much better
Cameron Martinez
what the fuck
Camden Robinson
was this before or after his punch people in the face speech?
Carson Brown
This is what a 10/10 looks like. I love tomboys.
Kayden Wright
It's really funny that the alien looks the best in the first movie when it's just some tall dude in a costume and then it ended up looking worse and worse as the series went on.
Charles Reed
for the rush
she is perfect, I'd go shoplifting with her anytime
Angel Powell
Oh shit I forgot they had Matthew Modine in season 1.
Anthony Diaz
Threads like this give me hope for this board
Jacob Richardson
imagine if we could just clone winona billions of times.
every incel on the planet could have a winona gf
just imagine
Robert Morgan
>"Hookman was merely an experiment and there was no true back-story. I wanted to make biohazard 4 scarier and suggested using a particular scene from the film "The Lost Souls", where the main character (played by Winona Ryder), while washing her hands in a bathroom, suddenly finds herself in a derelict building with a killer on the loose. An arranged version of this idea eventually turned into Hookman."
Joshua Jackson
>there's an alternate universe where Noni was in Star Wars and she was the basis for the clone army. Not because of her physical intimidation, but because she's so cute she would seduce the enemy.
Nolan Cox
>soon to be 3rd most-replied thread on the board
Is this the dawn of /noni/ general?
Kayden Lee
Is there like a 'six degrees of Winona Ryder'? The actress who voiced Lydia in the cartoon adaptation of Beetlejuice voiced Claire Redfield in Resident Evil 2.
Josiah Long
even without makeup she is adorable
Austin Jackson
G
Hunter Jenkins
How about black-haired t.A.T.u chick? youtube.com
Sebastian Brown
Yes
Nathaniel Wood
90s teen stacie winona is best winona
Luis Evans
What's going on in this thread?
Ove-
Easton Turner
She stole my heart
James Allen
Is Alien: Resurrection even worth watching? I saw maybe 15 minutes into it but haven't seen the rest.
Cameron Foster
Unironically 9/11.
Jayden Kelly
This board seems to have an open door policy for assholes
Liam Jenkins
Based baker mel
Connor Gray
It's a lighthearted French comedy director and campy TV writer doing an Alien movie. Why did they hire these people? God knows. But Winona makes it watchable.
Noah Johnson
watched that film the other day the poor albino alien's death was too long :^(
Hunter Hughes
It is for Noni. Nothing else matters.
Jace Moore
>Lots of fundraisers happened to pay for their medical bills after she died.
She was British, not American, user. People gave money to set up memorials or funds to be used to stop it happening again, because Britain doesn't believe in bankrupting families after a tragedy.
Dylan Jones
Noni was always loved.
Adam Robinson
>Introduce character with origin more interesting than the main movie narrative.
>Do basically nothing with it.
Juan Sanchez
me on the right
Joseph Gomez
Take me away from all this death.
Joseph Parker
rolling for a good jew fuck
Daniel Howard
thrill is amazing, very kino activity
though risk is too high if you're not a minor it's not worth trying if you don't know exactly what youre doing
Jack Jackson
Give me the lipbite pls.
Isaiah Cox
Alien Resurrection is so fucking underrated.
Julian Price
Bored. Miserable. In her early 30s. Wanted to do something rebellious in spite of herself and the society in which we live. Heeding her Romani gypsy nature.
I just realized she's half-Jew half-Indo Aryan. What does this mean?
Luis Scott
Carson Baker
kinona
Connor Diaz
Literally was on drugs that made her do crazy shit. They crucified her for shoplifting when people nowadays get a pass for abhorrent illegal behavior. There is no justice on this earth.
Jordan Collins
Based and Kinonapilled.
Thomas Butler
G major
Connor Harris
Excellent, especially Italy and Finland.
Julian Bennett
Juan Martin
It sucks that Winona hit the wall
Kayden Jackson
She's 47 and it only began to set in a few years ago. She still has it though.
Josiah Lopez
>Winona hit the wall
LOL
Bentley Garcia
fucking YIKES. finna have to clean my PC after this post
Charles Long
Like comparing De Niro and Pacino
Hunter Cooper
Gabriel Lee
If you mean "she's aged incredibly well compared to the average woman" when you meant she's hit the wall, then yes I agree.
Ian Anderson
Rent free
Juan Nguyen
"Into the Noniverse" when?
Dylan Brown
Cringe
John Kelly
Wynona is the peak 90's waifu.
Thomas Stewart
lol, the only thing keeping this slag's face together is makeup and y'all know it to be true
Jaxon Wilson
most based post in the thread
Angel Thomas
pls
Jack Morales
Its a quirky french black comedy in space
Adrian Kelly
Alexander Lopez
Justin Harris
and Narcissus was turned into a flower
A flower?
Charles Reyes
>night on earth
Even with dirty face, smoking, boy clothes, and boy accent, I still couldn't take her seriously as a tomboy. She is just too cute.
Chase Perry
Deliver me from this wicked world
Nathan Parker
I wish she started an 80s click and named it the Brap Pack.
Samuel Bailey
>WINONA! YOU ARE SPARED
Christian White
She aged like fucking wine.
Christopher Cox
Brie > Winona
Noah Hernandez
I miss you /doomer/ bros.
Adrian Ortiz
Imma repeatedly hit the wall with your face
Juan Turner
G, faggot. If you touched a guitar for more than half an hour in your life, you should recognize the major chords.
Zachary Gonzalez
Ironically after /suicide/ is gone I want to off myself more
My only form of therapy got shoah'd
Cameron Cook
Tomboys can be very cute but I agree. Noni isn't 100% tomboy. She tapdances between "cute tomboy" and "cute girly girl"
Grayson Torres
kill yourself....please !
Nathaniel Phillips
She triggers my gender dysphoria
Daniel Jackson
hugs
Isaac Adams
We should have winona threads more often
Joseph Reyes
that's one way to say it that there should be a sticky for her