I did not care for The Sopranos

HEY LOIS REMEMBER THAT TIME WE CAUGHT VITO AT THE GAY BAR? Hehehehe.

IT WAS A JOKE.

it feeds upon itself

Tony is a fucking loser and Chase makes it almost explicitly clear. He's insecure, immature, and blames all of his problems on external factors. He's a slob with no self control. Just because he fucks bimbos and beats up some retards that can't fight back doesn't make him a tough guy

I hate how they always say cocksucker. You rarely hear words like asshole or fucker. I think a lot of them were secretly gay.

Dude it's just a joke lol

So nobody is a tough guy unless they have zero flaws as a human being?

What a cocksucker

dont say nuthin

He's far from the strong, silent type. The guy blubbers about how bad he has it on a weekly basis to his therapist.
At this point I'm almost positive you haven't seen the show if you think David Chase wanted you to think of Tony as a "tough guy".

most of us when we hear the phrase "tough guy" we think of a dude that does gangster shit and fights and whatnot.

not a guy who kicks ass at self reflection and therapy

What the fuck are you trying to say retard? What's your point?

when did you stop?

that when hollywood portrays a tough guy it generally doesnt refer to being good at therapy sessions

Hey Yea Forums do yourself a favor, don’t get married.

I liked Goodfellas. That is my answer to that.

OHH BALLS ON THIS PRICK

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Is English not your first language? Are you using Google translate right now?

my therapist is impressed with my insight
im a fucking tough guy

Lean how to read before replying to one of my posts again. Tony's a faggot who cries all the time, not a tough guy.

jokes on you
i still dont know how to read and im replying to your tardpost

He could have kicked your ass you twink

No its just that in their macho Italian world it was the ultimate insult and being an actual cocksucker could get you killed
Case in point Vito

Bitch I'm Bobby Baccala

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Way ahead of ya!

The fact that if he were real you would be afraid to say that to his face proves that he is indeed a tough guy

who gives a fuck you fat retard

Good. Don't.

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This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it? Yes
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

If Vito wasn't gay

Why didn't he fuck his goomar in a year?

Just because he has personal issues doesn't make him a pushy, it just makes him a realistic human being

The point of the show was also that the state of law enforcement and the stresses of running a criminal organization are a lot for one person to bear

Shallow and pedantic