36

>36
>go to doctor for checkup
>tell him I have issues with anxiety and depression
>he asks if I've ever been married
>I tell him no
>he looks at me like pic related

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Got to Tijuana and get a 14 yo loli-pop!

>not proposing to him on the spot

I'm not a virgin, just never been married and no gf for years now

:)

Ask him if his wife likes wearing summer dresses

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He's surprised because it's being married that causes those symptoms.

I'm 22 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 36. I'm 6"4', decently attractive and I missed maybe 70 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

I'm 22 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of the 36. I'm 6"4', decently attractive and I missed maybe 70 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

HEYO

I'm 22 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 36. I'm 6"4', decently attractive and I missed maybe 70 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

where is this from? some behind the scenes for true detective or something?

I'm 21 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 35. I'm 6' 3", decently attractive and I missed maybe 69 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

Only if your marriage is shit though. If it's any decent the good should at least balance out the bad.

I'm 20 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 34. I'm 6' 2", decently attractive and I missed maybe 68 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

>tfw 90 year old virgin
you guys think I can pull off a benjamin button?

I'm 19 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 33. I'm 6' 1", decently attractive and I missed maybe 67 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

WE DID IT LEDDIT LOL

I'm 18 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 32. I'm 6' 0", decently attractive and I missed maybe 66 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

You're a triple-wizard, there's nothing your powers can't accomplish

>70 dozens

So like 800 girls

What a chad bro

>at doctor
>have you ever had sexual intercourse?

post pic or stfu

I'm 17 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 31. I'm 5' 11", decently attractive and I missed maybe 65 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

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I'm 16 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 30. I'm 5' 10", decently attractive and I missed maybe 64 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

I'm 17 weeks old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 0. I'm 5", decently attractive and I missed maybe 65 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in the womb. It's beyond me.

>"no gf"
>"just go to work, go home."
>"my days off I start drinkin at noooon. You don't get to interrupt that"
How come when Rust does it it's kino and when I do it I'm a pathetic loser

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I'm not looking to lose my virginity to a man.

I'm 15 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 31. I'm 5' 9", decently attractive and I missed maybe 64 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

>are you sexually active
>y-y-yes

>be me
>go to psychologist for last 4 years
>lie the entire time
>write down lies after session so I can remember them
>creating a fantasy life that I get to act put each week for my psychologist
>she asks how certain characters are doing and I respond appropriately
>never been caught in a lie yet
>actually never been to psychologist
>make up 99% of my posts on this site

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>I'm 4 years old and I think I'll still be a virgin by the age of 50. I'm 3' 0", decently attractive and I missed maybe 7 occasions to fuck dozens of girls. I'm a fucking shut-in, I make eye contact and then I have to deal with the fact that I just can't talk to strangers, even in college. It's beyond me.

>64 occasions
>shut in
No, you're just being an angsty teenager. The only cure is time or your mom dying and you dealing with the aftermath

because he's old, you aren't

Fuck, I should've read the thread first