Thoughts?

Thoughts?

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garbageeee served as 'horror' lol

I am forgotten

del toro is a fucking hack
all his movies are garbage

Enjoyable but forgettable. Watch for Sally Hawkins' fat ass

Delivery taco did it again

honestly surprised Wood Rocket didn't make a porn parody, I mean its a movie about a fish man getting his dick wet

Straight white men are the problem: The movie

Terrible and another reason the oscars mean jack shit

I’m a Britbong and this movie came across as Democrat pandering

The last good winner was No Country for Old Men

Pathetic display from Toro.

Powerful message. It showed us that Nazis were wrong to try to stop people from fucking fish or something. Also a gay guy was there too.

>the shape of water
>literally means women are moldable by hollywood to the point they will fuck sea creatures

Didn’t a lot of nazi scientists defect to the allies that would be a cool angle.

Very great style. Movies like this are what makes films exciting

I was really indifferent to it.

I think they did dude

Either way this movie was dissapointing but still good. I kinda saw it as a sellout flick desu, pretty clear oscar bait.

Del Toro is my boy forever, even if he never makes another great one. I'm glad he got the award, I just think he kinda did it with a bullshit movie.

Making Zod the evil white man and all the oppressed minorities good guys was lame, but the big crime was going full tim burton.

it was basically edward scissorhands or ed wood, but the monster's pals were like... melanated homosexuals? Fucking stupid, engineered to appeal to california natives, fake

we'll always have cronos

>sets an egg timer to limit her masturbation

Of course she went for fish dick.

same movie, just replacing the kid with woman

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Does the whale fuck the kid?

What?

I quite liked it

Garbage numale "horror" /drama

I didnt liked it

The black and white sequence was pretty kino. Rest of the film was basically capeshit

Degenerate Cinema

On a scale of 1 - Pan's Labyrinth, how was it?

Had a weird tone as if it was a movie for children, yet it has an R rating. Michael Shannon's character was generic evil man, and in case the audience didn't get it they make him out to be a racist at one point for no reason. Only good part was the monster and set design. The writing was absolutely amateur dogshit.

The plot of the movie is basically "everybody please put your lives and careers at risk so that this retarded girl can continue to fuck a fish man". It was really stupid.

The romance ironically felt rushed and one dimensional.

2 maybe? It's not very good. It's just one of those movies that clumsily peddled the right message and got rewarded for pushing propaganda. It's not good or entertaining. Don't know how you make a fish man boring but they managed to do it.

I want to have sex with Sally Hawkins

I actually really enjoyed it, production design was top tier. Sally Hawkins is a cute. Shannon’s character was too over the top. The dance scene was excellent

ripped off from a Dust Youtube short

>free willy
what do you think?