How many today?

you just know she makes up that 3 point differential by being an absolute filthy whore in the sack

3 blisters, 1 sore back and 2 medical timeouts

1 bagel
1 breadstick

the english are awesome when it comes to supporting their own players. Although I suspect a lot of the Emma threads are made by coomers, not much else can explain the explosion of interest in women's tennis

but in reality shes dating her 30 year old agent chris
the only companion she took to madrid
he also fits her profile of a mature buisness man much better

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Emmabros are committed

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Mog or be mogged.

next level

>Men and Women can't have a professional relationship
Grow up
Emma is way to wholesome for that, though there are some sick and twisted minds here. But those are mostly her haters like the deranged Pole

I don't even watch tennis and barely even click on these threads let alone post in them and I had a dream about Emma last night ffs. I was staying at her house for some job she hired me for or something and getting to know her, and for some reason she was selling me either one of her second hand keyboard or second hand laptop as a favor as mine had broke (I could only pick one - I remember thinking her laptop may have old pics on it heh), then she showed me some AI robot like the one from WALL-E2 that could fix tech, I couldn't believe it was real and then woke up in the clamor of that.

How was your night lads

shes perfect
only chinkcels and ugly niggeroids hate her

cope if its not chris its fabio quartararo
jack draper actually became a volcel after meeting emma

>jack draper actually became a volcel after meeting emma
kek it's true

>Now, though, his appetite for the game has returned with a vengeance. We can see this not only from his win-loss figures – 24-4 this season – but also from his rejection of romantic opportunities. “My brother’s always telling me to get on the dating websites, go and have some fun. But I don’t think he realises that I’m done at 6pm. I’ve burned about 5000 calories and I’m too knackered to go out on a date. I’ve got a dog, an Australian labradoodle, so I get my cuddles from him.”

femalefirst.co.uk/dreams/what-does-it-mean-to-dream-about-emma-raducanu-1350536.html

after meeting emma other women simply dont compare

cope

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He look like me if I was actually handsome

lel, of course there is an article for that. all these what does x dream mean meme articles are so clearly just random shit made up on the spot that is slightly related to whatever you dreamt about and people take them as gospel sometimes lol, some random indian probably wrote that for SEO bait

HOW CAN SHE SWEAR

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This. She's even beautiful without make-up and photoshop.

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>born in leafville
>grew up in bong island
>dad is a gypsy
>mom is a dog eater
>looks likes shes from oaxaca mexico
thats some next level mystery meat right there. i thought this cunt was just some espanol that grew up in london or some shit

I worry for her safety with the amount of creeps she attracts on Yea Forums and beyond

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Pretty impressive that she never shows skin and yet she’s got millions of men obsessing over her.

Good morning, Amrit!

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But her feet are FUBAR so that puts her back to a 5/10

Based HATCHEY

that's a very odd dream tbqhwyf. I wish we knew more about the significance of them. I know it's mostly our brain's cataloging and sorting memories but what if we knew...more?

anyways I've had multiple Frank Lampard dreams. Recently, I dreamed that I was hanging out with him and gary neville at a bar in london (haven't been to UK in 10 years) and i've dreamed that I played for Chelsea and he was my manager

she's dressed like a whore in that very picture

it's your brain throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks

>emmafags are redditors
imagine my shock

I feel like you haven't really said anything , or at least I dunno what you mean

Why are Italian "men" so creepy?

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He's going to breadstick her bagel if you catch my drift.

shut up shut up shut up

Emma :)

>shut up shut up shut up

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emma cuckitini

How can you not?
She is literally perfect in every way.
It also goes way past her looks, frankly I find those that sexualize her disgusting
How would you know?
From what I've seen they look very nice.
I bet her toes are cute, even if she pretends they are not.
You could see them a little when she wore a dress with heels and they looked fine then

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didnt her toenails come off?

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she's got longer sideburns than many men.

she looks like Melissa Kent.
but not as pretty, or smart.

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even this 5/10 mogs her, it's over emmabros...

she's back:

(You)

5/10 tho?
really?
who rates highly for you, then?

b-but i thought she was made for bbc
blackbros...

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still got the work desk shrine lad?

I had a dream about her too. For a player I've hardly noticed up until now it was intense and erotic and started out with her wearing those tight white tennis shorts, the ones they have on under the skirt.

My conclusion is that I'm spending way too much fucking time posting here

shieet not even our wimin want us now

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not like this.....

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Not right now desu.
I took it home over Easter as I had homeoffice the whole week after and didn't bring them with me again.
I might have gotten a few snide remarks about them, from my colleagues.....

Coward

lol i hope they bash you stupid cunt