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/hoc/ - Johnny Hockey Playoff Penalty Shot Goal Edition

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Waving at ice edition?

*literally gets exposed in one day*
jewish hockey players, not even once

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huomenta
>rags

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my pongs :)

blessed thread

Welp jawny hawkey finally SCAAAAAAAAR'd

I was told that the >rags were a good team

couldn't happen to a nicer guy

>rags

i should make a formal apology to the penguins

they have clearly kicked the shit out of these frauds. thank you. you have now made me salivate at the potential for the rangers adding more grit and sandpaper to make them slower by abandoning their youth.

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never forget that Zach Hyman pulled the exact same shit and refused to play for the Panthers and got what he wanted by playing for Toronto
cursed players

Look at this lynx

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By who? Sam Rosen?

Johnny was due.

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>Johnny Hockey Playoff Penalty Shot Goal Edition

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hi micheal stone you had a good game today

Just as Sutter prognosticated. He said to the media that he doesn't care for a players number of goals rather the player that gets the goal that matters most.

By Twitter

Game winning goal too.

What time is the draft lottery

That makes no sense.
That's some platitude you can reach and be right because Gretski did both and fuck all our moms.

yeah people drafted as low as they are who don't play for the ultra draft teams are the biggest faggots. at least lindros didn't want to speak french lmao

heh draft this
>*pffft*

does he browse here? haha he had an awesome game. I'm glad he's been healthy again and has a spot on the team.

yea well they don't call gretzky 'the great one' for nothing

shalom

Asuh dude

based stoney had a banger game tonight

630pm est

yeah he put 8 shots on net. we needed a good slapper on the point for some variety.

I thought he was the "grape one"

>t-t-t-the avs beat a third string goalie
Well yes, after they utterly embarrased the "backup" preds goalie, Ingram came in and played better than the 2nd Goalie.

best shot was when he got whatever dallas guy in the leg and he dropped dead cold on the ice, i felt that one

That was probably his 98 mpher

>implying the great one can't also be the grape one at the same time

nobody is impressed the avalanche beat the predators, everyone had them pegged for a sweep before they lost their starting goalie.

This literal hockey retard is going to save the Rangers

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Thanks

Might have been a different story with Saros but we'll never know.

cope big save dave made some big saves and we love big save dave
he just needs.. a little more time

The penguins have their own Jew to balance things out with fox

yeah that is something we lacked now dallas will think twice about blocking some of those shots

Sad.

At least they have no blacks

based watchers of the game

True. You gotta appreciate a team that can get away with that in the Gary era of the NHL.

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I was there. The screen even had a chart of who had the fastest shots of the game so far. Stone had like 2 or 3 above 90.

But they do have one in the ahl

I don’t watch the games I watch shannon tell me what happened

>Last thread ended with a debate on how bad the Preds actually are
It hurts bros

Based

32 games into the playoffs

>beware of this mans slapper

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I actually don’t know much about hockey.

Shannon doesn’t even watch them either

Bros they told the Penguins have no ability to win ever again

shannon doesn't watch the games either, his son's mother does and tells him what happened

>Adam Foxtein
>Zach Hymanstein
hmm...I wonder what they have in common...?

They are co authors of your favourite magazines?

you try too hard

If Shannon doesn’t watch the games then how does he fill the whiteboard

just say >rags and move along

He doesn’t even fill them out half the time anymore

Shame your parents didn't with you eh

shannon isnt even able to name 4 centers on any team without them listed in front of him

just because you showed up the last week of the season and bandwagoned the best team in the league heading for the playoffs doesn't mean you get to jump the hierarchy. you are bottom rung buddy.

>stone is sitting at a career 99 assists
flamesbros we gotta get stone that 100th assist

+1

I want the Rangers to win this series
The Rangers will win the series

I assumed his wife filled out the whiteboard

Been here stink posting all season mate don't (you) me you absolute weapon

his magnets and writing out numbers takes up all the space

looks like squidward

ah no wonder hyman signed with edmonton with (((katz))) to watch over him

...

I only watch shannon to hear him say "welcome back" and then turn the video off

stop. noticing. things.