Cast her
Cast her
brittany white
This bitch is fucking annoying throughout the entire franchise.
Also the way Valve tried to make a romantic connection between her and Gordon felt totally forced and unnatural. You can't expect to have a mute character and insightful relationships at the same time.
Zoey Kravitz
Post her thong string
No. I don't think I will.
Brown girl want White D. The pairing was very realistic.
Idris Elba
Rashida
Merle Dandridge
>Black chick lusting after white cock
Easy Zoe Saldana
Is never implied that Gordon is a mute character in the game's universe tho
too many half black / half jews in Hollywood
my exgf
cute
Nah, Eli just wanted a grandkid really badly. So he put the idea into Gordon, Alyx and the player's mind by dropping the big ol' hint once the inhibitor fields went down.
>"Man of few words, aren't you?"
she would look like a complete basedboi weak chin beta had she been born male
how old are you? 50?
you look like that despite being born male
Halle Berry
>giv blackanese gf
post chin faggot
ahem
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post your penis first
27
>purple
hnnnng.... Purple thongs / lingerie are the best
There's alot of those meta references in HL2. Still it's never implied that Gordon was literally some sort of mute scientist through the whole series
I just now noticed that part of her jacket is being held together by duct tape.
>ywn have a clingy and awkward post-apocalyptic brown waifu who wants to repopulate the planet with you
Its a metajoke and it just means that he is very pensive. He wouldnt have been able to get his job at black mesa as a literal mute ffs.
>Tomboy gf raise by scientists feeling cute because of the purple panties she found
She the farmer's daughter of the post-apocalypse.
is that art by makani
no idea
Rosario Dawson 15 years ago.
google says yes
Brie Larson
>Alyx is half Asian
>Mother's name is Azian
BRAVO GABEN
As far as I'm concerned Freeman's Mind is canon.
youtube.com
Alyx appears at 2:58
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FERNS
>mfw CP Violation plays for the first time
Cast him
Such a kino youtube series. I'm so glad Ross is still making it. What a based lad.
FFS this game would make such a great movie if it were done right. Why can't Hollywood executives make something like this happen instead of giving us soul-less reboot #289?
The Half-Life OST is a goldmine.
Any actress capable of playing her is too old now.
Moner in 5 or so years.
Apprehension and Evasion is peak escape music.
youtube.com
this
I'm bothered at how good this is.
Moner
I remember playing The Orange Box on Playstation and zooming in on Alyx's ass like that, and then getting stuck in a screen-freezing checkpoint when my mom walked in.
I'm pretty sure she saw.
Fucking kek but
>playing The Orange Box on Playstation
Makes me sad Valve has a scorched earth policy with half life now. A 1080/60 HL collection on modern consoles would have been nice. I want to replay these games but I have no interest in using steam.
too short
Just cast a bunch of short people so the audience doesn't notice. Hell, every man in hollywood is a manlet anyways. Shouldn't be hard.
Would be perfect but probably too old at this point.
Would be perfect but Alyx is supposed to be fit and have a pretty face.
A movie about the seven hour war would be kino
>prequels
I'd sooner have a Portal movie.
A TF2 cartoon would be best of all though. Warner Bros style.
>any time diabolical adrenaline guitar plays in teh series
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Based blasian godess
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>We need to find a name for Alyx's mother.
>She's Asian.
>Let's just call her Azian, that's a perfect name for an Asian person.
>Great job Mark, you deserve a raise and you're not racist at all.
Reminder that Gordon was a 27 year old man when Alyx was just a little blasian cunny (and thats a based thing)
Jean Reno no doubt. Fucker always reminded me of Jean Reno.
>A 1080/60 HL collection on modern consoles would have been nice
Valve could do it, but most console games struggle to even hit that target nowadays. Steam isn't terrible at least not yet. I imagine when the old guard of Valve that are still there leave the company things will get a lot worse.
If XB1X and Ps4 Pro can run Doom 2016 at that 1080p/60fps they can definitely handle a game from 2004 just fine.
>Valve could do it, but they stopped making games to rake in steam hatbux
fixed
Used to make alyx ragdoll sex scenes on gmod and jerk off