Cast her

Cast her

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brittany white

This bitch is fucking annoying throughout the entire franchise.
Also the way Valve tried to make a romantic connection between her and Gordon felt totally forced and unnatural. You can't expect to have a mute character and insightful relationships at the same time.

Zoey Kravitz

Post her thong string

No. I don't think I will.

Brown girl want White D. The pairing was very realistic.

Idris Elba

Rashida

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Merle Dandridge

>Black chick lusting after white cock
Easy Zoe Saldana

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Is never implied that Gordon is a mute character in the game's universe tho

too many half black / half jews in Hollywood

my exgf

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cute

Nah, Eli just wanted a grandkid really badly. So he put the idea into Gordon, Alyx and the player's mind by dropping the big ol' hint once the inhibitor fields went down.

>"Man of few words, aren't you?"

she would look like a complete basedboi weak chin beta had she been born male

how old are you? 50?

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you look like that despite being born male

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Halle Berry

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>giv blackanese gf

post chin faggot

ahem
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post your penis first

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>purple
hnnnng.... Purple thongs / lingerie are the best

There's alot of those meta references in HL2. Still it's never implied that Gordon was literally some sort of mute scientist through the whole series

I just now noticed that part of her jacket is being held together by duct tape.

>ywn have a clingy and awkward post-apocalyptic brown waifu who wants to repopulate the planet with you

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Its a metajoke and it just means that he is very pensive. He wouldnt have been able to get his job at black mesa as a literal mute ffs.

>Tomboy gf raise by scientists feeling cute because of the purple panties she found
She the farmer's daughter of the post-apocalypse.

is that art by makani

no idea

Rosario Dawson 15 years ago.

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google says yes

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Brie Larson

>Alyx is half Asian
>Mother's name is Azian

BRAVO GABEN

As far as I'm concerned Freeman's Mind is canon.
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Alyx appears at 2:58

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FERNS

>mfw CP Violation plays for the first time

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Cast him

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Such a kino youtube series. I'm so glad Ross is still making it. What a based lad.

FFS this game would make such a great movie if it were done right. Why can't Hollywood executives make something like this happen instead of giving us soul-less reboot #289?

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The Half-Life OST is a goldmine.

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Any actress capable of playing her is too old now.

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Moner in 5 or so years.

Apprehension and Evasion is peak escape music.
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this

I'm bothered at how good this is.

Moner

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I remember playing The Orange Box on Playstation and zooming in on Alyx's ass like that, and then getting stuck in a screen-freezing checkpoint when my mom walked in.
I'm pretty sure she saw.

Fucking kek but
>playing The Orange Box on Playstation
Makes me sad Valve has a scorched earth policy with half life now. A 1080/60 HL collection on modern consoles would have been nice. I want to replay these games but I have no interest in using steam.

too short

Just cast a bunch of short people so the audience doesn't notice. Hell, every man in hollywood is a manlet anyways. Shouldn't be hard.

Would be perfect but probably too old at this point.

Would be perfect but Alyx is supposed to be fit and have a pretty face.

A movie about the seven hour war would be kino

>prequels
I'd sooner have a Portal movie.
A TF2 cartoon would be best of all though. Warner Bros style.

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>any time diabolical adrenaline guitar plays in teh series

F

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Based blasian godess

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>We need to find a name for Alyx's mother.
>She's Asian.
>Let's just call her Azian, that's a perfect name for an Asian person.
>Great job Mark, you deserve a raise and you're not racist at all.

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Reminder that Gordon was a 27 year old man when Alyx was just a little blasian cunny (and thats a based thing)

Jean Reno no doubt. Fucker always reminded me of Jean Reno.

>A 1080/60 HL collection on modern consoles would have been nice

Valve could do it, but most console games struggle to even hit that target nowadays. Steam isn't terrible at least not yet. I imagine when the old guard of Valve that are still there leave the company things will get a lot worse.

If XB1X and Ps4 Pro can run Doom 2016 at that 1080p/60fps they can definitely handle a game from 2004 just fine.

>Valve could do it, but they stopped making games to rake in steam hatbux
fixed

Used to make alyx ragdoll sex scenes on gmod and jerk off