Carlos Mencia (pbuh) fan thread

O fuck I was so mad that I forgot to add an obligatory "(pbuh)" the last time I said Carlos (pbuh)'s name. Please forgive me, Carlos (pbuh)

Stop posting, Ned.

Carlos (pbuh) never leaves the house without his trusty Desert Eagle. He's been in shootouts with the Crips and the Bloods and the yakuzas and Mafia but he always lives to tell the tale. Carlos (pbuh) steals from the rich and gives to the poor like a modern day Robin hood

>tfw got no dick
youtube.com/watch?v=WhZljqLfGhc

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Based as fuck thread ! Fellow PUNISHER fans unite!!!

Once Carlos (pbuh) heard that a couple of haters were talking shit about him on an imageboard and it made his blood boil so he tracked them down sent them and email sayin I'M WATCHING YOU FUCKIN PENDEJOS SO KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF YOU EL STUPIDOS OR I'MA PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON YO CULOS. And they were scared and went to bed but one of them woke up in the middle of the night to jerk off. And while he was jerkin it, he looked out the window and do you know what it was that he saw?

It was... CARLOS (pbuh)!

fuck yeah! fuck yeah! Eat shit haters!

The parties that Carlos (pbuh) throws at his mansion are legendary. More A-list celebrities and Hollyweird big shits there than you have ever seen. Johnny Depp & Jack Nicholson & Marilyn Manson & Fred Durst & Dennis Hopper & Bob Segar & Sunny & Shar. You haven't lived until you've found yourself in a hottub with Carlos (pbuh), some blow and poppers, a box of Cuban cigarillos, and five or six bottles of the most expensive kind of champagne on the planet. Shit's wild, yo. Haters only hate Carlos (pbuh) 'cause they jelly of his lifestyle. They jelly af.

Yeah!!!!!

In real life, that faglord Kanye is too afraid to face Carlos (pbuh). He knows damn well what would happen if the two of them got in a "two enter, one leaves" modern gladiator battle royale cage fight.

I think Carlos could beat the shit out of faggy stoner Joe Rogan with his Mexican street gang lifestyle he learned in his youth

Joe Rogan is scared to face Carlos (pbuh) after what went down between them. He knows damn well that he fucked with a tiger and unleashed the devil himself. He shouldn't have called Carlos (pbuh) a joke theif, but now it's too late. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life. the Punisher never forgets an insult and he never forgives one either

He literally confronted him on stage and carlos sat there like a bitch in a submissive position.

I heard he likes the cabeza filling in street food, the beef cheek. There is supposed to be good flavor there but I am too much of a bitch to try it. We should all be taking a leaf from his book

>Carlos Menstealya
his name is Ned Holness

He just did it to hold eyeline with that homosexual manlet!!!!

Link? I don't believe it

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Carlos (pbuh) has his finger on the BAN button right as we speak and he is cutting down motherfuckers right and left.

Not true! Not true at all! The video recording of the event shows Carlos (pbuh) delivering a savage brutal beatdown and everyone was cheering him! Afterwards, Rogan apologized in tears and crawled away, dripping blood everywhere. It's so well-documented and there are so many videos of it online, I can't believe you would claim otherwise, you deet-dee-dee.

Wrong fat Mexican. You’re thinkig of George lopez

Joe Rogan was acting like a little bitch.

ok ill bite Carlos, whats with the pbuh shit

youtu.be/gdugSUFbzws
They're the same height, bro.

He actually really was, looking into it made it all seem so petty and catty. But mencia sucks and it ruined his career so bad now he can't even get paid in taquitos so I'm okay with it.

Joe Rogan is a fat bald has-been and has been one ever since Carlos (pbuh) put him in his place. The last time I saw Rogan was around Christmas time & he was turning tricks at a truck stop in Bakersfield for 5 dollars a blowjob. He had tears in his eyes and his clothes were all raggedy and covered with dogshit---yuck! Carlos (pbuh) and me drove by in our stretch Hummer on the way to Dave & Busters and we flipped him double middle fingers. Moral of the story: You fuck with the Punisher, you get punished, yo.

Watch your mouth, ese. Carlos (pbuh) makes some serious bank, yo. Ever been on his yacht with some fine hookers that he didn't even have to pay for? I didn't think so.

Carlos Mencia is still a millionaire. Joe Reddit has to scrap together his little internet talk show to make ends meet.

>look it up
>worth $20m
I really don't understand how that's possible since the last time I heard about him he was co-headlining an open mic night in my middling midwest city, but good for him I guess.

I saw him on mtv cribs a while back and his crib is insane.

Is that show actually still going on and you still for some reason watch MTV, or is this thread mainly you pretending it's 2005?

Carlos is the king in yellow

>a while back

A while back implies to me no more than 5 years.

hes worth 20m for his personality, not really because hes an amazing comedian