They're making an Obi-wan TV series
1st leaked photo from the set
Luke, did I tell you about La-Keysha? My secret african american wife? She's stronger than me.
every time they put out another one of these piece of shit things from that piece of shit universe and every time you get excited.
they WILL rape your precious character youve known and loved,
they WILL disappoint you,
you will still get excited for the next piece of shit they plop into your face.
and he wuz a good nigga
All I want is Obi-Wan busting up criminal syndicates on Tatooine as a "man with no name" kind of character but we're probably gonna get forced rebellion/empire bullshit thrown in even though that wouldn't make any goddamn sense.
I’d like to see him go after the Crimson Dawn and Darth Maul. Would also be a good way to bring back Qi’ra.
Based and Qi'rapilled
She's rumored to show up
I ain't watching it, but can't wait to hear about moron writers giving him a love interest so he'll be shown for the hypocrite asscunt that he is.
He'll sabotage a couple of death stars prototypes
Ay yo watch out fo' dat vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did ah ever tell you ah fought his pops? He wuz hired ta assassinate uh senator me an' you father wuz guarding. Yo we's kept bringing her around open windows an' public areas in order ta draw da would-be assassin out cuz we's knew he had too much pride ta just smoke from long range. He used his payment ta hire another bounty hunter ta kill da senator fo' him while he sent us on uh wild bantha chase, das right!
is there a laugh track
Unless that love interest happens to be a male
Also da 2nd assassin used her payment ta gank uh robot ta assassinate da senator fo' her. Did ah mention da 2nd assassin wuz uh shapeshifter? She could gots been uh pimp-tight nigga in disguise an' just smok'd da senator fo' all we's knew! don't make me shank ya! Yo Then da robot used its payment ta gank poisonous bugs ta release into da senator's room while she slept afta lasering uh hole through da window. It could gots just lasered her too afta dat cuz we's weren't watching at all, but it already ganked da bugs sho 'nuff! Yo so we's sensed da hostile life forms (not da robot) in da room an' rush in an' save da senator in da nick o' tyme! Then ah jumped out da window ta chase da robot back ta its owner! Luckily it didn't gots uh self-destruct function. Then we's found da second assassin an' chased her across da planet, an' caught her when she tried ta kill us instead o' shapeshifting an' escaping peep this shit. But ta our surprise Jango Fett wuz watching da whole thin` instead o' going ta kill da senator while we's wuz away chasing da bugs chasing da robot chasing da shapeshifter. He smok'd her wif uh poisonous dart instead o' uh sniper blaster, an' only her instead o' shooting all o' us or blowing all o' us wif uh rocket or some shiz, then he escaped wif his tiny-ass jetpack an' git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah. Luckily fo' da senator muh motha fuckin pimp-tight nigga Dexter Jettser owned uh 50's diner on Coruscant dat had Republic secrets on da menu along wif cheeseburgers an' shiz. we's found da assassin an' Mace Winu ganked him later, right in front o' Boba. an' he wuz uh pimp-tight nigga Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
He already had a love interest in the Clone Wars show, and Darth Maul killed her for lulz.
I want to see Obi-Wan go full John Wick mode on the Crimson Dawn
Darth Maul Darth Maul Darth Maul
She was a hood friend.
Gay Obi-Wan would be cool, I'm not usually up for this stuff but Obi-Wan is one of the few characters that it'd be okay for
The only thing interesting is if Palpatine sent an unknown Sith to kill Obiwan and Yoda. It's a cat and mouse game. Obi-wan is forced to reveal himself before he is foundout on Tatooine risking Luke and being discovered.
I could be amazing if the series was basically just Samurai Jack. A samurai in space, doing Samurai stuff. Wandering around the Tattooine desert, meditating, getting caught up in small feuds between bands of criminals and ne'er-do-well's, doing what little good he can, masturbating alone in caves.
But it will most likely be Obi-Wan and a diverse cast of heroes, featuring a very special girl, who have to fly around space and fight the Empire, and do something super important to the overall story of the franchise. It will be the key to EVERYTHING.
>She was a hood friend.
and a cunt
that would ruin canon, why would palpatine let them be with 1 assassin for 20 years if he knows they exist
We'll find out that that the legal name of the cantina is "Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy LLC.''
>that would ruin canon, why would palpatine let them be with 1 assassin for 20 years if he knows they exist
Implying Disney hasn't ruined canon. The emperor doesn't they exist he sends assassin to find possible survivors of the purge. The guy who finds Obi-wan gets killed before reporting to Palpatine.
Good.
it is made by disney it cannot be good
i wanted this so i guess i'll watch it on torrents+
He already had Satine, who died to Maul.
Modern hollywood makes me glad for fentanyl, that next hit could be the last and then I won't have to hear about another poorly written abortion about SW.
Don't care, never giving Disney another cent. They are incapable of creating anything good, they simply don't have the talent or the will.