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Kitties strike back Edition

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1st for God

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igor sucks against the pens, and this is a weaker pens team lol

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Maple Leafs? Uh yeah, more like Gayple Queefs!

Kitties WILL save the 2022 playoffs

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REMINDER!

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good thread

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ovi wins in 6

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>Game starts at 02:30am
>Still hasn't started yet
GARY

Based born again mongol

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Fuck them kitties.

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that puck hit the side of the net not the post it shouldnt have been icing getting real tired of garys meddling

pige

analytics bros…..

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2020-21 Final Four
>Canadiens (32nd in a full season - Missed Playoffs)
>Tampa (8th in a full season)
>Vegas (17th in a full season - Missed Playoffs)
>Islanders (20th in a full season - Missed Playoffs)

FUCK THE KEKGARY FLOPS
you WILL be down 3-1 tonight
the oilers WILL be the western conference champions

Fucking Craps

Good job keeping the series alive Panthros

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>finals of the last 5 games
>7-2
>5-2
>5-2
>7-3
>4-0
What the fuck is happening? Only Flim Flams and Stors are remotely close scores

Yes

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Lavi should have really used his time out after that bogus non icing.

Gary is meddling. The stars flames games are too boring so he even skips those

...

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Rebuttal!
A) replace trolling with pepe, wojack, or other low-quality posting shit
B) by attempting to enforce bans on racism. You'll only make people want to do it more. Don't acknowledge the posts.
C) add in a new rule for no leddit, twitter, etc. screen captures as thread openers.

TBG was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022

ovi clapper for the win simple as

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>rags

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How’s he doing it though? He didn’t change the nets again this year. You thinking there’s magnets in the pucks? I do. I think think there’s magnets in the puck

KWAB

>game started 3 hours ago
>33 posts

Shit games tonight tbqh

that's not the rule lmao

Kek what a bitch

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAMBERS

>rags game ended 10 mins ago and still is a more active thread than the craps thread
Kek

I was raped in 1992

>rags

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Curse of the game threads in the 1st round, most have barely any poster.

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By Bob Saget

kwab

>rags

Do americans have toonies?

Kev?

The end of flamongelion
You can (not) score

my avies :)

remote controlled pucks for the gambling companies

TBG?

We have $2 bills that are hardly circulated as people perceive them as rare even though around 5K or fewer are produced each year.

na we drive up to Alberta and hurl them at strippers

We have two dollar bills but no coins

Finally another playoff OT

I found an Avies stream :)

/ourswede/ to end it

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>Dallas v. LA
>Real matchup

youtu.be/F2XawdY22Ek?t=20

they're padding out the OT because they know the cats are winning

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good post

Hi Nash

>Negro singer
Nashville is pozzed.

Worst anthems ever in Dallas

I hate Shittsburgh mutt fucks like you wouldn't believe.
The amound of elitism is so musky I can't even think straight.

thank god they're a dying team and for NYR it's necessary heartbreak.

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>already tossing catfish

Who's the sperg with the predator sweater?

Just found a leaked script of the Flims/Stars per a G. Bettman, final score is 7-0 Stars

Christ is King

Pure cope

How do people sneak them into a game
I don't get it. I thought there was security to get in.

You're retarded

He shoots. He scores. You suck. It’s all your fault. It’s all your fault. It’s all your fault

I wanna go to a steakhouse to try yummy food I can’t cook but I’m a cheap bastard

You're jewish kwab

*tips fedora*

WHY IS THE BROADCAST SO FUCKING YELLOW?

>OT
GET IN HERE

yeah and fuck the amount of weird athiest joggers in penn state faggotland. I hate it so much bro

no respect from any of them. NO FUCKING RESPEK

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the many cavities of a man

Ya they just put the catfish on the tray and walk through the gun scanner

Flames will score a disallowed goal in OT. Stars will then score a similar goal but it's allowed (with Gary's blessing).

My three takes for the night:

Crosby going into the HoF the same seasons he calls it quit.

Barzal got Trotz fired.

Panthers sucks.

Goodnight fags

JOHNNY HOCKY HURT

THANK YOU BASED STARS

DALLAS! DALLAS! DALLAS!

>Johnny soft pussy

>rags

FUCK THE RAGS AND THE LAFFS

SHANT

kys jogger
THIS IS HOCKEY
a young team against an old team, that's how it be

hi

Dallas killed Flame's most useful player.

Looks like Calgary bought off the refs tonight

>rags

Is the big booba lady back behind the Stars bench?

My child predators begin the reverse sweep TONIGHT

Cope hes been toughened up from the kicking

Johnny is going to be even more invisible than normal

Post pics

No thanks

Lundpads is the King

>preds

OH SHIT, IT WENT THROUGH THE NETTING!

what the fuck lmao

He shot it so hard, it broke the netting

my avies! :)
so fast it went through the net

If you get a bonus or overtime pay, you should go

Kek Burakovsky just shot it through the roof of the goal.

>craps on tbs
>dullass farts on trutv
Dead sport

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>a scoreless draw
>a scoreless draw
>an OT draw

My waterbotties:)

>Crosby going into the HoF the same seasons he calls it quit.
No, it won't happen.
>For a player, referee, or linesman to be nominated, the person must have been retired for a minimum three years.

Niggas shooting pucks laced with diamonds, Gary evolving the game, man's a genius.

Shot so fast it broke the netting

cope the avs are on espn

How he king with no ring?

I can cook a steak, I just don’t know how to prepare fancy sauces and all that. I love food.

>Child Predator fans chanting "refs you suck" on a good goal
Retards

They waived that for Gretzky. They won’t do it for another player ever again unless he breaks all his records.

webm of shot going through netting?
did it leave the ripped open hole smoking like my animes?

Ripped the net just like trashville's anuses

He doesn't have a ring because of shit teammates and a shit front office. He couldn't hang with those cats.

So whats the silver lining cope Preds bros

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

My Kitties Won :)

>craps

SCORE

THAT'S GONNA SEND THIS SERIES BACK TO FLORIDA ALL TIED UP

This is a must win game

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

the flames being eliminated 1st round as well

KITTIES!

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>CRAPS

KITTIES SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
THIS SERIES IS TIED

>Craps

A good steak doesn't need fancy sauce, just salt, pep and butter

our kitties are unstoppable

Panthers score!
Fuck the Crapitals!

damn op predicted it

dem kitties

not losing in game 7 like the Laffs will

WAIT IT'S BEING REVIEWED

>CRAPITALS

this is a good and valid cope

>a scoreless draw

Games over, I'm looking ahead to next year

>kitties game over
>flip to espn
>girl announcer
Flames it is

Not so fast Kitties

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ha ha meow

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the absolute state of this league

...

>state of that ref's mic

this could be overturned

HOL UP ITS REFFIES TIME TO SHINE

Holy SHIT samsonov SUCKS
what a sieve

>craps

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hope the whole state of florida sinks into the ocean desu

Refs calling Gary

GARY SAVE OUR CRAPS

What's with all of these series getting tied up. Is gary really pushing for a ton of game 7's? Kinda sus, if you ask me.

florida has no excuse to lose this series lol

GOOD GOAL

FUCK YOU CAPS

Need them to win just so they can lose to Tampa again

Yeah I can cook it with and without my sous vide but that’s why I go out to dinner, when my skill or imagination can’t compete

RATS
WE'RE RATS
WE'RE THE RATS
WE PREY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT
WE'RE THE RATS

Gary spend some money and get this ref a functional microphone
Fucking kike

But user, more people want Washington DC to disappear in nuclear fire than Florida to sink into the blue abyss.

Look up a guide on the internet for hollandaise sauce. But steak is delicious simply grilled

>preds
Lmfao

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>Goalie interference?!!? Not on my watch Craps!!

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holy shit nashville suck

>rags

oh the yellow rose of texas

i hope she's back

mating press

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unkind, lad, nice digits though

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That guy in the background swearing lol
Sounds like Donny from TPB

Stars/Flames might be the best jersey matchup of the playoffs bros

kitties!

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flames SHOOK

>Preds already trailing by 1

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What does her kitty look like

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My penguins (:

Ok lads what should I doordash?

I'm convinced that the softpusys really aren't that good, the perds just really suck. Jesus...

I hate it when a team sweeps a series because then I have to wait a week to watch more hockey

the wolf has to take the net if the flames wish to win this

It's a kitty kind of playoffs

Door dash deez nuts my nigga lmao

Flames look discombobulated already

just go to the drivethru yourself you helpless zoomer. mcd's btw

brother i

just watch one of the other not boring games

Your country is filled with muslims who form rape gangs and a government who does nothing about it, you have bigger issues.

adam fox cannot play in the playoffs

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Quesobirria

Now to watch the Avs knock out the Preds and Stars vs Flames to be awesome.

CATS DID SOMETHING

Gary needs to find more creative interns, this year's script isn't that exciting

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/hoc/ is life

/hoc/ is love

Hail Gary

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Why do all these random tripfaggots show up in the playoffs

llmfaoo got me gud bro
I’m not driving 30 minutes total and missing the games. McD does sound good though

cute rat

I know how to do hollandaiss but never done bernaise which is more or less the same sure but I just want a pro point of comparison for some stuff

>rangers signed another washed up loser
Why does the front office do this?

You are absolutely correct, Satan

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>random
I'll bet you think all reddit accounts a real people too.

Why the fuck is dullass such a boring fucking team. Ive never enjoyed a dullass game

WOW DID OETTENGIER GET THAT???

best fucking save in dallas since nabby!

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Why are the Flames such a dogshit team bros?

Avalanche already running up the score

ok the panthers won you can stop bullying me about them now

GLOVE SAVE AND A BEAUTY

Wish the leafs would SHOOT like the flames do
no more of this stupid bumper play bullshit
screen, shot, score. it's that simple

Holy fuck what a save

youtu.be/m1LVtRe4rh0
same energy from oettengier

My goodness