/mlb/ general - LOSER edition

LAD: Chris Taylor exits after fouling ball off knee
CHC: Wade Miley (elbow) to make season debut Tuesday
MIA: Marlins activate Dylan Floro from injured list
SF: Kapler: Evan Longoria (finger) "is ready"
SF: Anthony DeSclafani (ankle) cleared for mound work
SEA: J.P. Crawford (back) hoping to return Tuesday
CHC: Cubs put David Robertson on COVID-19 IL
LAA: Taylor Ward sitting out with tight hamstring
CIN: Reds place Mike Moustakas on COVID-19 IL
CWS: Andrew Vaughn (hand) progressing well

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Doyers

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go doyers

pirates cheated so blatantly.
15 hits, 7 extra base hits, only struck out 4 times, even the outs are hammered, rookie shitters hitting their first career homers, worst offense in baseball facing the best pitching, and it was only 8 innings for them.
this is legitimately impossible without knowing the signs

I once sucked off a middle aged dago in a men's room at yankee stadium
tasted better than fenway mick dick

(You)

doyers

Go Sneks

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Korean models are ugly

THEY FUCKING STOLE SIGNS PIE RVT FUCKERS

Ohtani is estimated to earn $20 million in endorsements in 2022 before taxes and agent fees, according to a report by Forbes.
That amount is more than triple what Ohtani earned in endorsements last year, when he made $6 million. And it's roughly triple what the next closest MLB player is expected to make in endorsements this year as well, ahead of Phillies superstar Bryce Harper's $6.5 million in off-the-field endorsements. And most impressively, it's the highest mark by an MLB player since former Yankees superstar Derek Jeter earned $9 million in endorsements from 2012-14.

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huh looks like MetChads will still be the only 20 win team in the NL after today

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shut the fuck up about ohtani you make this general unusable

But not the best NY team.

lost $25 betting the L.A. Dodgers would beat the pirates by at least 2.

Feels bad man.

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>DOYERSLANDSCAPERS

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tomorrow they will have a Ohtani MVP award presentation were they show all the awards he won last year.

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>Doogers
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE TO THE PIRATES? THE REDS DESTROYED THE PIRATES OVER THE WEEKEND

>Red Sox only has 3 players above 100 OPS+ and 2 of them are probably leaving
Jesus christ

doesn't sound like must watch tv

poopoo peepee caca doyers kek

if the mariners lose the series to the phillies I will probably just have to cut my losses and bandwagon the diamondbacks

turd place cope

Hey danefag, All those asians you post are trannies and Ohtani fucking sucks and will get embarassed by deGrom in june when we come to sweep you fags

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Angels time

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now do the post where you wonder why no one likes you

I'm back fuckers. MetRoxtober is still on.

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cope and seethe motherfucker I don't give a shit about what anglels weebs think of my mets

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>acting as if it takes someone of degrom's caliber to strike out asian joey gallo with a slider

Holy shit metroxchad I fucking kneel.

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SPOOPY.
youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_gfaX2B4

>A literal bikini model makes him puke
at first i was just joking but you might legit be gay*

*nothing wrong with that. what ever float your boat..

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Every single """""woman""""" you've posted has a penis

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user its 3:41 in the morning in denmark go to sleep

>heh i'm gonna post the time in denmark
>that's gonna show him

tim wallach's kid

Angel bros I finally made it to watch at the start.
Let's do this.

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no I'm seriously fucking worried this isn't healthy, staying up all night and gambling is not a good lifestyle

Søndergaard is looking sharp

It's probably not but I like the Denmark guy. He's fun.

are you gonna fix it for him?

why is marsh leading off?

>mommy always told me i couldn't be up after 23:00

bitch, if you're here enough to know that you're no healthier than he is.

Him and Ohtani are definitely are best pitchers. Diaz looked good the other day too.
They've been switching the order consistently. Not sure why this order in specific though.

if he's NEET, who cares?

Rays finna bootyblast these niggies

Yeah desu I don't know why anyone cares about how he spends his time. I come here like every night for a couple hours too anyway.

Bobby V said during the Bawston game that when he was a manager he was criticised for having alternative batting orders but now it's normal

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i don't understand why you'd take the major league leader in walks out of the leadoff spot.

hey, I only browse /mlb/ during my normal workday and get a healthy 8 hours of sleep every night when it's dark out

>want to steal a college ball player's girlfriend
>highest paid baller is only making this much
whew lads I got this one in the bag

did vasgersian get fired from the angels?

Maybe Ward as a clean up hitter but still in front of Rendon etc to make them not ball him? They have been walking him almost every game.

Soto is not on the angels user

>They have been walking him almost every game.
yeah that's the point

That's because Ohtani signed a weird NPB deal. His contract in 2024 should be similar to Trout. 400~ over 10

He was never their full time guy. They tried like three guys last year. Matty V was semi permanent. He's still around

God I wish I was Danish.

>Wake up to birds chirping
>ride bike down country trails
>wave to neighbors living in windmill houses
>smoke legalized weed with the friendly cops
>go home to watch Angels game with 7ft tall blonde viking wife

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Look at the lineup, it's Ward's rest day

cubs are winning deal with it!!!

Retard, they said he's out of the lineup all together. He's got some hamstring tightness

the danish user has never touched a woman

>mfw reds still lose

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this except I live in anaheim

Ah. That makes more sense.

the euro lives in a rundown apartment user

>smoke legalized weed with the friendly cops
you been seeing those videos popping up lately also?

I live in a run down apartment in a filthy city where everyone hates everyone else
it can't possibly be worse in denmark

phillies vs mariners

Idk why you guys care so much about him. If he wasn't with the Denmark flag you wouldn't even notice. There is probably more people here all day that you don't know.
What videos?

but it is

gross

you're not special, post in the genny like everyone else

I'm here all day but I just put on different personalities
foreign flags in /mlb/ are basically a forced tripcode

We hate him because he shoves down unrelated asian trannies down our throats. If it wasn't for that no one would have a problem with him.

My reds :)

>90% of the best pitchers are white
Man, we're never getting another Fergie or Hoot are we? Closest in recent memory was probably Sabathia.

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I've seen a few videos of cops this past month or so smoking weed on the job and wondered if it was becoming a thing.

FUCKING SHIT UMPS

there was a time when I thought chapman would be that guy
man I was stupid

>Wake up to birds chirping
not much of that at my place
>ride bike down country trails
i do this but in the City
>living in windmill houses
I've once seen that actually
>smoke legalized weed with the friendly cops
it's not legal and cops will try and catch you (they have nothing better to do)
>go home to watch Angels game with 7ft tall blonde viking wife
>watching sport with women

At the padres game, go mf padres :)

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Gibson and Gooden (when he wasn't high) was mega based

our beloved A's didn't lose 10 in a row!

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>shoves trannies down our throats
i bet you would love that

Have a good time bro.
It's pretty easy to just ignore. The guy calling them all men is more annoying desu.

Denmark user can come to an Angels game with me

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I really wanted to get the bobblehead

>the angels
>mascot is a macaco
porque

lets make a deal, you stop posting your unrelated asian """woman""" and im return this general gets better

>pedro
>mariano
>king felix
>darvish
>castillo
>ohtani(maybe)
There are some non white good pitchers in recent memory

that's not surprising since blacks choose football and basketball over baseball here now.
what's more surprising is that there hasn't been a latino ace with longterm dominance since felix, considering they have superstars at every other position with cannon arms its surprising that they can't pitch

rally monkey is white, WHITE

>that one guy constantly talking in the A's stream

Oh god please kill me

I post what ever i want to

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yes it is a white macaco, just like the brazilians who clame to be white

have you visited S.Korea?

We're on the board jintsbros!

SynderGOD

as long as we're clear, vato