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*wheels my crippled body into the thread*

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enlightened

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based spammy

I can't believe Ali's reach bros
He even made Canelo lose by pulling the strings since he wouldn't accept the Kamaru fight

Who can stop him?

Imagine if Charles practiced this line in English and just screamed it during Rogan's interview and then dipped

faggotbros...

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*enters thread*

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How do I become enlightened and illuminated?

>tfw Dariush vs Islam is basically off the table in the minds of the general public
>tfw Dariush has not tried to control the narrative or say anything
>tfw when Charles beats Islam and then Islam loses to Dariush people will invalidate Charles beating him
we shifted into the worst timeline

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My boy Do Bronx Olichad murders pisslam

the champion has a name and its paul "the 56% irish dragon" felder

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>loses to Hooker

Fatherhood

Charles will tap

Noah

Welcome back, king.

Kino

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Doooooostin

why are they trying to censor this information

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Dariush spoke about it last week
They were gonna do him and Islam in July but he's not healed up yet. He said he doesn't know if Islam will want to wait so understands if he does something else

guys, i've been looking into some of this wmma betting and there is so much money to be made. you'd have to invest quite a bit to get some stability going but some of these bets are just ridiculous
>Ribas by ko/tko is +1200
>Either Ribas or Chook win in round 1 is +1100
>round 3 is +1300
bruh, if this fight goes to a finish you could make absolute bank and if it doesnt, just hedge on decision and you get all your money back. this shit is wild. i really feel like this is free money. i gotta be missing something here

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sorry
the champion has a name and its dookie "the dumpcan" dooker

I feel bad for Tonycels, I know they boyed him real hard
If Colby got murdered like that by Usman I would have to kill his daughter

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>Who can stop him?

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khabib abdulmanapovich nurmagomedov would NEVER

Fuck you khabib

Personally i do not like her or any wmma fighter for the matter, they are all fucking ugly.

he definitely didn't say that

yo that canadian guy from DWCS that just won his fight i think against mickey gall is legit

I’d love to see Curtis Blaydes go to work on this guy for 2 mins.

fuck me khabib

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>they are all fucking ug-

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magic rock charles is much stronger mentally, it just makes the khabib fight that much more interesting as khabib seemed to beat guys with his superior willpower

>jobs to someone who's 5'4

Dookie is literally the 170lbs champ
Killed the Giblert who himself flushed Kumrat and Scatmaru

DEH

there has never been a shit Strawweight title fight until last weekend

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in many ways dookie dan is the triple champ

that didnt stop people from complaining about Joanna peaching up cans for those few years

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It took Islam Makhachev 17 minutes and 38 seconds to finish Thiago Moises.
It took Charles Oliveira only 18 minutes 43 seconds to finish Michael Chandler, Dustin Poirier, AND Justin Gaethje combined.

Levels.

I literally cannot believe that she is my age wtf

joanna vs kookie was shit besides when joanna got hurt once

I literally cannot believe that she

so glad i was never a khabibsexual, imagine saying that guy was the goat

why have shartlecels suddenly decided mma is some kind of race?
sure finishes are good but this has never been a thing

wrong. that fight was fun

caring about records was not a thing in mma until khabib

Islam is going to run into a brick wall
I will pay to see Khashits face when Chandler stretchers him
He beats Dustin and Dumpthje though, conor too

Everyone cares about finishes, it's the only thing that really matters in the end.

>caring about records was not a thing in mma until khabib

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totally irrelevant to what I said, start charging khabib rent

I hope to never see Poirier or Gaethje fight for a belt again.

I hope gay cheese fights again so I can see him get Uber cte

>totally irrelevant
I'll break it down for you, its to trigger khabibsexuals by using their own tactics of coming up with some on-the-fly criteria to make their favorite fighter look like the objective goat

meds

hader

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Fuck you khabib

yeah let the real contenders fight for the belt like dar- uhhh gill- um uh m-makachev?

They never will. Gathje will get oil checked by Beneil next and Dustbin will get demolished by Mark Madsen

>gets an answer
>no i dont like that you just take your allergy medication
retard

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she looks 50

Call me when she does Facial Abuse. Otherwise not intredasted

circles on the ropes

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you couldn't even reply to my post without some irrelevant schizo seethe
thanks for proving there are no charles fans just khabib haters

Those guys haven't lost to multiple champions at this point, so yes.

>he doesn't know

>that feel when you grab a pair of boxers that may be dirty but you take a heaping big sniff right on the taint to find out

HEEM EVERYONE EVEN YOURSELF

Poirier is mentally flushed and Gaethje is exposed pretty damn hard. There's also a fair share of other contenders who albeit aren't that good haven't had shots yet. At the end of the day this is still POOFC we're talking about so you can never expect the sensible

The top ranked fighters refuse to fight down even after getting dominated by the champ so the division is starting to stagnate. poirier and gaethje are clearly not elite and wouldnt have even been champ during BJ Penn's era, they need to stop getting title shots. Neither were close to winning.

Did she really? For true?

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Nate Diaz with a high IQ. what changes?

The chiseled Diamond literally beat the shit out of shartles until he started fighting like a scared rat, cazzie.

>poirier and gaethje are clearly not elite and wouldnt have even been champ during BJ Penn's era
holy fuck sherdog boomers are so retarded, imagine what 200lb dustin would do to fucking frankie edgar lmao

Hopefully he goes down to 145
So he gets brain dehydration perma-CTE like his boy dookie

if he actually shitted they would had stopped the fight

Oliveira lost to:
Jim Miller- who lost to Dustin who lost to Oliveira and also lost the rematch against Oliveira
Cowboy Cerrone- Lost to gaychese who lost to Oliveira
Cub Swanson- Lost to Max Holloway who lost to Dustin who lost to Oliveira
Frankie Edgar- Lose to Benson Henderson who lost to Chandler who lost to Oliveira
Max Holloway- Lose to Dustin who lost to oliveira
Anthony pettis- lost to Tony Ferguson who lost to Oliveira
Ricardo Lamas- Lost to Max who lost to Porier who lost to Oliveira
Paul Felder- Lost to Hooker who lost to chandler who lost to Oliveira

THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME AND IS CHARLES OLIVERA

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>he was losing until he was winning

Literally everything.

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Thanks for proving my point.