Rian Johnson's Star Wars trilogy confirmed lmao

Rian Johnson's trilogy is going to fuck Yea Forums and all the normies assholes

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>turn one of the biggest media franchises into a complete laughing stock even though the people's expectations post-prequels were extremely low (see TFA positive initial reception)
>hurt the profits, hurt the hype, generate gigatonnes of bad PR
>lollll trolled XD
the only asshole he's going to fuck is the one the kikes keep offering him for no reason

Rose led trilogy coming

rian is a great director but a shitty writer

he should have 0 creative control about the story and just be in charge of putting it on film

he absolutely tanked star wars irreparably

This will never happen.

rian was given a shit deal and had to write a sequel to a movie that hadn't existed yet only by using outdated scripts. tlj sucked, but it also features fantasy and mysticism, something that's integral to star wars (IT'S A SCIENCE FANTASY FILM, NOT SCIENCE FICTION) yet has been missing since the OT. he does act like a faggot, but i'm going to give his movies a fair chance.

It's happening

My body is ready.

*jumps on the haters*

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What mysticism? There was some talk about the force in TLJ that was basically re-iterating word for word what Yoda said to Luke in Empire Strikes Back.

This man should never direct a Star Wars movie again. He is a train wreck all by himself.

Which of these broads is Reean Johnson?

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You're a pleb and can't into cinema, stop trying. Not the person you replied to. You literally only think about plot and dialogue lines.

YES! 3 FILMS FROM BASED RIAN!

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This

NPCs

WHAT FUCKING PLOT YOU SHILL????? THERE NEEDS TO BE A SENSIBLE PLOT TO BEGIN WITH.

Does that mysticism involve stupid sight gags like the fake-out iron or the ship going over the waterfall only to reveal it was a spaceship "flying" in the river just to troll the audience it shouldn't know exists?

Yeah it brought up the mystism only to shit on the Jedi doctrine and religion as a whole (book burning Yoda). Rey says the force is just about lifting rocks... and at the end of the movie she lifts more rocks on screen then any character in any movie with zero effort or strain,

are you dumb or did you not watch tlj? i was referring to kylo and rey's interactions.

Agreed. Amazing job of illustrating how much training and concentration you don't need. The only moment that topped it in terms of mysticism was broomboi and his fucking decoder ring.

And we're pointing out all the idiotic bullshit that came along with it.

They're going to be direct to video movies for Disney+

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Your saying that moment was pro mysticism?

No, I'm being caustically sarcastic.

Hello plotfag, you have to stop
Film isn't for you

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's idiotic bullshit you fucking sperg.

Rian is the guy in charge of the KOTOR trilogy. I cannot wait to see how he makes Kreia a better character than the horrible shrill voiced harpy she was in the game. Almost every character in KOTOR and KOTOR2 were dysfunctional in some major way and I hope Rian can make them feel alive for the audience.

No, it really does mean it's idiotic bullshit that contributes to the inconsistent tone of a film that includes bad guys fooled by prank calls that I'm somehow still supposed to consider a credible antagonist, and a "mastermind" villain obliviously providing color commentary on his own demise.

You're a fucking autist and a pleb

And you're out of arguments, if you ever actually had one.