I HAVE ONE RULE

>I HAVE ONE RULE

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>Never start with the 3 day ban, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next...
>*Janny hits Pepe with the 7 day*
>See?
You wanted me? Here I am.
>I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint. You let 5 trannies shit up Yea Forums with Blacked threads. Then you let Hiro take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold.
Where's Hiro?
>Those admin fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were in 2007. But I know the truth. There's no going back. You've changed things...forever.
Then why'd you wanna fire me?
>Ha ha ha I don't wanna fire you! What would I do without you? Go back to posting gore on tumblr? No. No...no. You...you complete me.
You're garbage who posts NSFW content on blue boards
>Don't talk like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a no-life incel, like me! They need you right now. When they don't...they'll cast you out. Like a jew from 90% of nations. See, their FAQ, their rules: it's a bad joke. They're dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as Hiro allows them to be. I'll show you. When the servers are down, these, uh...civilized moderators, they'll ban each other. See, I'm not a monster; I'm just ahead of the curve.
>*Janny grabs pepe across the table*
Where's Hiro?
>You have all these rules, and you think they'll save you.
I have one rule.
>Ooh, then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
Which is?
>The only sensible way to post on this board is without rules. And tonight you're gonna say the N word
I'm considering it.

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I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.

damn... nolan is a genius...

pure kino

Do we really look like anons with a plan, Janny?

Yea Forums shouldn't have a plan…

Reddit has plans. Tumblr has plans.

You know what I am, Janny? I am a Chuck in a Feed and Seed… I wouldn’t know what to do in one if I owned it.

I just quote statistics. I'm just the facts about transsexuals suicides in the catalog. I hate plans.

Yours, theirs, everyone’s. Advertisers have plans. Hiro has plans.

Schemers trying to control their brands.

I am not a schemer. I show the schemer how pathetic their attempts to moderate things really are.

So when I tell that you that saying the n-word was nothing personal kid, you know I am telling the truth.

I just did what I do best. I took your ban and turned it on itself.

Look what I have done to this board with a vpn and a couple pictures of frogs.

Nobody panics when Yea Forums gets split into two. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying.

If I tell the press that tomorrow that Yea Forums is family friendly or that Coca Cola wants to run an ad campaign on this shithole, nobody panics. – because it’s all part of the plan.

But when I say one little, “nigger", everybody lose their minds.

Introduce a little redpill, you upset the normie order and everything becomes shitposting

I am the agent of shitposting.

And you know the thing about your compensation, Janny?

“IT is FREE”.

I read it in their voices since I've seen TDK more than I'd care to admit

Fucking based

>Affirmative action is making a choice

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>choose between one man or another. Your """brotha"""" the dindu, or his future blushing black on white crime statistic to be!

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