/heem/ - Thick Irish neck edition

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Tony died

>Dana White slams door on Carla Esparza vs. Rose Namajunas 3: ‘I don’t think anyone is clamoring for that rematch’
mmafighting.com/2022/5/9/23062005/dana-white-shuts-down-carla-esparza-vs-rose-namajunas-3-i-dont-think-anyone-clamoring-that-rematch


> Dana White: UFC will add security to avoid future weigh-in nightmares
bloodyelbow.com/2022/5/9/23062852/dana-white-security-avoid-weigh-in-nightmare-ufc-274-charles-oliviera-justin-gatehje

>Yair vs. Ortega in works for July
bloodyelbow.com/2022/5/9/23064111/ufc-booking-yair-rodriguez-vs-brian-ortega-july-fight-night-main-event-featherweight-mma


> Khabib: ‘No other choice’ but to make Oliveira vs. Makhachev next
bloodyelbow.com/2022/5/9/23064067/khabib-says-dana-white-no-other-choice-but-to-make-charles-oliveira-vs-islam-makhachev-ufc-news


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Isn't Dana a woman's name

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I think heem is stupid

*ends the UFC*

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>a based edition
>a based thread
>Theres fucking news
Are we returning to civilization?

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based mexican conorcel tweet

It's actually short for Daniel A. White
Dan A. = dana

trugg walg

If UFC isn't racist then why is there no Dana Black?

>rebui-*ACK*

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>based edition
ya homo b

Why does Schaub always look like such a homosexual? Is that what's hip in the fashion scene?

of course loopycel thinks homosexual fantasies are "based"

Where the fuck was the rock?

I have a theory that Charles gave up on the rock.
He sold his soul to satan. Thats why he missed weight then lied about eating nothing when we all know he was up in his room eating sopapillas.
He has forsaken the rock.
He has forsaken God.

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>he doesn't know

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I think it's the botox lips and makeup b

> Khabib: ‘No other choice’ but to make Oliveira vs. Makhachev next
It's like 2 years he (Ali) keeps saying this after every fight. Stfu

he didn't show the rock the other day?

Samuel L. Jackson doesn't count b

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It's up his ass and he can't pull it out, that's why he missed weight by the way, it's added weight from the rock

They're in my fucking walls.

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scared?

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you shouldn't talk like about this thing like joke. it is not joke brother

oooof that is one of the most awkward things i've ever watched, poor kid is being used as a prop and he knows it

No you're a fucking homo.... now
SHOW ME YOUR DICK BRO!

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Writters forgot about it

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?

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I don't know why so many people are seething that Khabib is shilling for his boy
wtf do you expect

It still hurts, Tonybros.

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dw tony vs diego in EFC will be peak kino

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HEEM
youtu.be/MORTOFCVT1A?t=228

Forgot this negroid even existed.

Pooliveira shills get mad whenever someone suggests Makhachev is next, because they know what will happen. They shook

he's unironically the best 205er in the world right now

how the fuck is Islam the same size as Fedor wtf, does he cutbabby from 250lbs down to 155?

hes unironically the best fighter in bellator

fedor could make 185 easily and would if he fought now

I still can't believe that Oliveira not only got this ugly demon baby tattoo. But got demon tattos of his family also.
Does anyone have a pic of his update tats?

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that's not really saying a lot THOUGH

It's totally hetero to dress like a toddler Kardashian and talk about dicks all the time.

Schaub is willing to go to waters you don't even understam, b.

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My name is Charles.

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>tony died
if you actually look at him after the fight he's completely confused because the soul has actually lost the body and gone to snap city.
But the body is still walking around like a zombie.

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Alexander Volkanovski will cement himself as the GOAT mixed martial artist after beating Max Holloway for the third time then taking the lightweight belt from Charles Oliveira.

It's over racist bros...

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so could DC but I think they wouldve gotten heemed in the middleweight division both

Frankie Edgar was the lightweight champ, and now he looks like a midget at bantamweight. Aldo is usually smaller than his opponents at 135 now as well. Weight cutting has reached another level and cutbabies today are a different breed.

mc ride?

Height=/=weight

yeah maybe some people benefit from a bit of extra weight

>Today I'll remind them dat meng is from da street

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He probably should be fighting FWs like Yair, Emmett, Bryce and Allen first before he even sniffs GOAT status

One: nothing wrong with me

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Mashallah

Don't see a 45 year old cutting over 50lbs

bit cringe

So who's gonna be Islam's Al Iaquinta when Dana poisons Charles at the weigh in and is "forced" to find a replacement on 1 day notice?

BREAKING NEWS

TONY FERGUSON IS NO LONGER MY BOY. NEW BOY DO BROX OLICHAD

>t.

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Did Hans Molenkampf make him do that?

The man who solved racism

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Nah b Bang is Jack Owoc

literally don't even know who that is

Gloryhunting cazzie. Boyhoppers get the rope

looks like abel trujillo and figgy had a baby

tony won

He was suppose to win and we were gonna wang chung tonight and fall asleep in our lazy boy chairs.

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I meant if he fought now as in if he was young now, honestly forgot he wasnt actually retired

Dan Hooker is a real Australian gangster and deserves a rematch, brazza, you know dis

Neat. Now grow the poppy or we'll drone stike you again

what is he so surprised about?

Mark Madsen. And he will derail the hype train…balee dat

Time for BJJ practice, jump into my guard bro

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Tonight's /heem/ discussion threads have been brought to you by proper number twelve Irish whiskey: the smoothest liquid gold in the world.

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fedor was like 235lb in his prime. youre not cutting 50lb bro noone is

Women not being covered head to toe

please stop posting this

That racism still exists.

How exactly will Islam VS Charles go? Will Islam just lay on him to a decision? Hard to imagine Islam being able to get a sub without a ton of wearing him down first.

This fight brought to you by corn chips
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Talmbout body waxing to be a better grappler, b?

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Charles elbows, knees, knock out power on his fists, now I've never seen Islam fight but how would he handle striking at that level?

There will stand-up since either one wants 25 minutes of grappling with each other. Most likely sloppy stand-up fight

yeah nooooooboooooody has ever subbed charles before

That's corn nuts, dumdum

Idk man possible Oliveira pulls out a sub but all his recent subs have been rear naked chokes and I don't think he's doing that to Islam. Gon' be tawlf.

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body hair is just.. yikes

racism is a form of foolishness

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>pre-illuminated Charles

My boy Do Bronx Olichad sends him to his maker

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>There will stand-up since either one wants 25 minutes of grappling with each other.
You don't know Islam Makhachev then if you think that.

Still can't get over khabib cornering tony. You can really see how much he cares here

PERK: Body hair IV. Reduces oponent stamina by 5% during grappling.