Is this not the dumbest lightsaber design ever?

yeah, just like Kylo´s

Someone yesterday says it looks like unfolding lawn furniture, and that's quite accurate.

Just watched the video. She doesn't press a button to unfold it, she actually has to flail her arm around? What an idiotic weapon

She wouldn't have to go through that trouble if she had some special power that allowed her to move things with her mind, but i guess that's a bit much for a sci-fi setting

they made it stupid on purpose so you would make a thread about it on Yea Forums for free press

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>You can be crueler than that, kylo

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Its longer because Rey is used to staff fighting

Shit is gonna be so cash when she flies with them like a helicopter.

youtube.com/watch?v=B886b8fe9AA

So your saying it's unrealistic because it's a bad design, yet many badly designed weapons have existed through history and continue to exist. You want everything to be perfect and OP?

holy shit kino

Nope, this is.

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She doesn't look healthy, bros desu.

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>it's ok if it looks retarded because there are other things that look retarded too!

what kind of fucking logic is this?

That implies that Rey's meme weapon will be shown to be impractical and retarded when we both know that won't be the case.

Ever since the teaser i've been under the impression that Rey looks a bit too clean, like someone who just took the longest shower ever even in the middle of the desert, is it to contrast with the forma del edgy?

You really might as well do Lightsaber Nunchucks at this point.

You seem to be implying a poorly designed weapon is somehow a contradiction or proof of some other fault.

Except you don't know that. Is it such a stretch to think she may be in disguise for this scene? For some reason had to make do with a primitive weapon?

its not the dumbest yet

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I'd be afraid to pinch my hand in there when it clicks together.

>Except you don't know that.
I do know that because that's not how she has been portrayed so far and her suddenly making retarded mistakes in the final movie would be dumb as fuck.
>Is it such a stretch to think she may be in disguise for this scene?
What disguise, nigger? She is just wearing a black cloak. You can totally see her fucking face.
>For some reason had to make do with a primitive weapon?
A lightsaber is not really a primitve weapon, it's literally introduced into the story as the opposite of that, and there is nothing primitive about this new design, it's just stupid.

QUESTION:

Is there anyone in here who seriously believes there is a possibility of Rey turning evil?

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we all know its just like in empire when luke saw evil luke in that cave. we just like to waste time though speculating, because what else are we gonna do with our day beside shitpost and watch anime?

No but the shitty trailer showed so little that that's the only thing we can talk about.

It's not going to be used like a sword seeWhich would make sense and fitting so I'm not actually sure they're going to do that.

what is her face expression supposed to convey?

this is really weird. guess disney decided to save money this time so they didn't just settle for a shitty poster but also fired all her personal trainers.

>Daisy Ridley
>facial expressions

no, but fingers crossed it'll be a wet dream of kylo's

how hard can it be to look angry or menacing when you have a team of acting coaches on set

Why didn't they just give her a force pike? She can already fight proficiently with a staff so why not? This is so stupid

My impression is that the make-up department fucked up.

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No, at the very most it's a visual representation of the battle going on in Rey's mind against Sheev, kinda like the ending of Arkham Knight with the Joker shit

Or just give her pic related.

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Yep, it's loss

Absolute mad lad

Based.

who comes up with this shit

So what's the pro of this design? It makes it easier to carry the lightsaber around and conceal it? Does the double lightsaber offer some sort of tactical advantage? What about the folding thing? What purpose does that serve?
Why give her this weirdass lightsaber instead of a regular double-bladed lightsaber?

>Is this not the dumbest lightsaber design ever?
According to Shad, it's extremely impractical, and the way it unfolds is ultimately pointless.
However, it's not quite the dumbest.
>pic related

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>So your saying it's unrealistic because it's a bad design, yet many badly designed weapons have existed through history and continue to exist
What the hell are you talking about?
Give examples.

What's wrong with that one? It's meant to be a very early version of the lightsaber, probably the first type of lightsaber, and thus it's intentionally shittier than "modern" lightsabers?
Plus, it's nowhere as retarded as or or pic related.

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this trilogy is just full of dumbass ideas, remember the stun baton from TFA?

People say that is uncomfortable to carry a double lightsaber but Darth Maul had one. Not this gay shit. And he could carry it with no problem.

why not a lightsaber-nunchaku thing if they wanted a flexible weapon

It's not a sword, user

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A double lightsaber's hilt seems to be as big as a short sword, maybe shorter than that. How fucking uncomfortable can it be?

>So what's the pro of this design?

To(try to) sell some toys.

Already been done user

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Kek

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How much are lightsabers actually supposed to weigh?

Has Disney made any money with toys? The uninspired designs aren't exactly the kind of shit a child would dig.

No. They basically bankrupted Toys R Us.

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So how hard will they try to pander to prequelfags now that they realized that OTfags aren't falling for their shit?

That's my point. This new lightsaber doesn't need to be that long at all.

Rebels had the most retarded lightsaber ideas ever and it doesn't help that they made every lightsaber thin as shit because the guy in charge had a boner for McQuarrie's concept art.

So she's gonna use it to crack Kylo's nuts?

If the leaks are true then i wondered if Hayden Christensen would play the part of good Anakin opposing Vader, and maybe some prequels references coming from Sheev

>Does the double lightsaber offer some sort of tactical advantage?
I suppose if someone was actually a master of using one of these, they could probably flip and twirl both blades in different directions with a single hand.This would let them approximate something that looks like dual wielding, while keeping their off-hand open for a third blade. You heard right, Starwars9 will feature the first ever tri-wielding lightsaber battle

It's pretty cool desu

You can say whatver you want about that tv series but I liked that lightaber/pistol. It was cool in fights, alternating blasts with the lightsaber itself.

No, but having it turn on unassembled like this is definitely dumb.

So is Rey going to the dark side or is it a bait and switch where she'll be in dark side robes for 20 seconds before pulling a "Hah! Tricked you!"

for instance, the english longsword is a terrible design when the katana exists

>settle for a shitty poster
what? the poster is great...kind of fan service-y, but it's about time Star Wars caters to its fans.

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>Use it like scissors. Literally run at the enemy and snip really fast. If they block one, they'll get hit by the other. Perfect combination of offense and defense.
>Use it like nunchucks. See this - youtube.com/watch?v=XDFkDZ4HW3k
>Use it like a regular lightsaber. Know what's better then one blade? TWO BLADES! You hit with two at the same time. It's going to be harder to block both at the same time.
>Use it like a bo-staff. Used by great effect by darth maul to beat qui gon jinn
>Throw it like a boomerang. Literally throw it like darth vader has done in the past but this time it comes back to you!

Sorry cucks but the scissorssabers are unbeatable. Name a single lightsaber that can defeat it or is as versatile. I'll wait.

Maybe this wouldn't be as retarded if lucas didn't change it so the blade part was weightless

We all know if Rey uses it it will be the best most panty moistening lightsaber ever and will be capable of defeating 5, nay 10 nay 15 super star destroyers at once!

This made me realize that you can basically do what general grevious did. Just rotate that shit really fast and you have an unbeatable lightsaber circle of death.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xj49nsG4ruo

scissors saber confirmed for based.

>Name a single lightsaber that can defeat it or is as versatile. I'll wait
The american lightsaber.

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it is a horribly bland design most newbie-artists of deviantart would be capable of

They already introduced a lightsaber made specifically for that purpose.

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>jedi are fast enough to block energy blasts from rifles.

Oh look its basically useless.

do you think they consulted some of these deviant artists to render the big veiny cock Kylo and Rey are riding through space?

That's limited by how fast the engine in the handle is though. With this one, its only limited by how much force power you have.

Ask yourself if you really believe it's anything other than bait.

But are they fast enough to block energy blasrs from a LIGHTSABER rifle?

>.gif
Stop posting anytime

The newest Star Wars is an attempt by (((them))) to subvert the white race.
Think about it, the Cuck ball BB-8 is the closest thing to a white male protagonist in the movies. All the white men are portrayed as weak and feeble, While what is supposed to be a CLONE TROOPER is now magically black and seen as the “big strong man”.
Let’s not forget the girl with her staffs looking similar to black cocks, with her firmly gripping it like one would when giving a handjob.
Face it, the sequels are anti-white propaganda

probably, lots of them would love to make a living out of art, might as well become an underpaid intern who does the dirty work and spits out a few poster designs and storyboard artworks while juggling trays of coffee between offices

>You'll never beat my Kit Fisto technique, Kylo!

there is something about it that is so familiar I guess it looks like someone dropping open a wallet that has multiple folds in it or something like an old 80's comedy

I'm pulling this shit from Google and I refuse to put more effort just to appease your autism.

nah, they push reylo, aka white pairing
huge white chad conquers galaxy and makes superpowered white female submit

The clone troopers were never white tho.

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It's a fucking nutcracker.

inb4 kiwis are counted as white

Search with webm and -gif lazy fuck

They already had one of those in clone wars

No

Kek how didnt i see that

This isn't Yea Forums

Fuck she's old

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Light-sabers are a dumb design to start with. If you have the technology to make an energy beam , why design a weapon to fight an enemy close to you when you can just shoot them from a mile away ?

>OW. RIGHT IN THE KYBER CRYSTALS.

What the fuck did I just read

>While what is supposed to be a CLONE TROOPER is now magically black and seen as the “big strong man”.
He isn't a clone, you retard, the First Order brainwashes children, they don't use clones. This is stated explicitly in Force Awakens, how could you fucking get this wrong?

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Because lightsabers are meant to be used against superpowered faggots who can avoid, block, deflect and even outright stop your shots.

Because Jedi can deflect laser beams. The more powerful ones like vader don't even need light sabers to do it. The force isn'tn precise enough to kill another jedi. The only thing that can kill a jedi is the power of nuclear fusion condensed into a sword.

What if you use the force to speed up your shots?

That should would only work with “lug shooters” (irl guns) and even then, Star Wars media has basically said that Jedi can still pretty fucking easily deflect that shit

mind control by Sheev ghost resulting in a temporary turning to evil is quite possible desu

had to do a double take on this, since I think if the real poster actually had them fighting on a giant veiny cock shooting lightning while sheev looks on there would have been at least one thread on Yea Forums about it

Moving faster then light in star wars universe is only possible with a hyperspace drive. The Jedi can only shoot the gun but they can't control it quick enough to speed it up.

People who sell toys to kids and manchildre

They might as well have lightsaber shurikens

She's too pure to turn evil. The Dark Rey is either an unexplained clone or a vision ala ESB's Dark Side Cave. Besides, remember when Boyega claimed in an interview that Sheev needed to be "killed proper"? Sheev will attempt to possess Rey, but her Mary Sue aura will naturally repel him and destroy his soul, thusly making her the true hero of the galaxy and the actual Chosen One over Anakin. She'll then adopt the name "Skywalker" as an official last name as her own personalized reward.

I thought that was cool

that would actually be cooler, it would change up the fights a bit. this is just a slightly less convenient doublebladed saber

they should've just given him laser ("light") fists/gauntlets or something like that instead so he could punch his way through stuff
fucker looks like a hedgehog

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can a jedi deflect buckshot?
or a minigun?

The most retarded Star Wars weapon might honestly be the lightsaber flail (the ball and chain weapon). It actually exists in the EU and is batshit insane.

Can someone post the drawing of an old Sheev, sitting on a throne surrounded by adoring Ewoks?

Boy, I hope he somehow survived and is being kept alive by the Ewoks caring for him. Sadly, he’ll nothing more than an hologram or some force projection.

Of course not, they killed the jedis in Ep3 with normal blasters

that sounds fucking sick (even if the flail was never used and was kinda impractical)

When did Rey start showing so many emotions?

kylo's is dumber and less practical

Double blade is a meme anyway, if anything, giving it a longer hilt makes it less of a meme since it can almost be usedas a staff/polearm.

Why were shotguns never invented in the Star Wars universe?

>thatsapenis.gif

Nice b8t m8t

First of all, technically true, but they are not usualy popular, whats the point of this post?

Secound i dont think reality matters to much as long as it doesnt look goofy (it kinda does). Maul's blade is also unpractical, but doesnt look goofy.

Im still holding out on the theory that Ray is jar jar binks.

Shotguns actually exist In Star Wars (EU) and any trained Jedi could easily block that shit still. The only surefire way to kill a Jedi in Star Wars is either
>Kill them while they’re young
>Kill them before they get any training
>Literally attack them from multiple angles

>unbeatable
Obi wan literally stopped that shit with his first move.

>it's ok if it looks retarded because there are other things that look retarded too!
>what kind of fucking logic is this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

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WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE LOOK CGI

or execute order 66

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>DUDE, let's give her a double bladed saber like Maul's but it has to be cooler so let's make the hilt retardedly long and have it fold in two, that's a good trick.

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This is my favorite meme each time a new movie is revealed

>bad ray
i bet she stopped wearing underwear

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Ngl. If that was a male character and this wasn't Disney you'd all be all saying who cares look how cool it looks.

What's more dumb is that the greatest most powerfulest force user ever can't even hold the saber steady as it unfolds. It's like she has the forearms of a special-needs 4th grader.

I hope Bad Rey is just a ghost vision and Good Rey is still rocking a Blue lightsaber, you could call her Blu Rey Vs Red Rey

I'm honestly surprised they constrained themselves to only Blue and Red sabers

I thought for sure they'd go full toy bait and have all kinds of different colors

>can react to deflect bullets
>can't react to deflect a clever sword swing

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>each sword has their own gender
FFS Disney

She's a coked out whore on her way to an early grave and they have to prop up her rapidly decaying body the best they can since they already invested billions in her.

>Not Order 69

shes been angry the day she was born. a natural darkside being.

Because he had the power plot armor by his side.
Not to mention that OG Grievous had already been declared dead by Lucas by that point.

If George made his sequels this interesting savage protolightsaber could be canon.

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Based

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Bump

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It was cooler in Ulysses 31

Obi wan BTFO out that faggot robot with 80 spinning light sabers

The first point of actually very good, someone blocks your one blade, you just make it close and the other blade hits the enemy. Wondering if there's going to be a fight with this weapon that will make use of the technique.

it's a disney poster, it's tradition

>the virgin katana
>the chad zweihander

There's no underwear in space

She has a force buttplug now through which palpatine rewards or punishes her.

I'm genuinely shocked they didn't give Rey a new, green lightsaber. I thought JJ wouldn't be able to resist that level of blatant theft from the OT.

The absolute state of Nu-Wars.

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What if she just flips it open and uses the force to spin it around her?

I remember prior to TFA coming out everybody thought Rey would eventually get her own and it would be yellow

Why is her blade all shitty and janked up like Kylo's?

I thought that was because his was unstable

now all the red ones look like that? They can't even keep to their own rules?

does the box actually call them tongs?

"Functional two blade sword" is an oxymoron. Show me one that was ever used in history. I'll wait. Darth Maul's would have cut him in half or harshly restricted his attack moveset. At least this one is slightly more practical...except it is 100% useless as a single ended sword. So it's a wash.

Everyone thought her and Kylo would switch, she'd become evil and he'd become good. But that subverting asshole knows we're thinking that, so it won't happen, but he'll subvert the subversion and make it happen because it's dumb enough that we know it can't happen, so it will.

I poisoned both drinks.

Nunchaku are dangerous enough to the user without putting blades on them.

SNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFF

No there's a helicopter lightsaber from some animated show.
That is the dumbest lightsaber

>What if I’ve been building up a tolerance to subversion?

The one configuration I've always wanted to see is tonfa sabers. I always thought those would be cool.

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does anyone else find bad-rey arousing? I want her to force choke me.

Is there anything in the EU about some Jedi that thinks swords are gay and uses a sniper rifle and the force to guide his shots?

If they can stop laser blasts in midair why the fuck wouldn't they be able to speed them up, retard?

Fan art from 4 years ago looks better/

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She looks like Helena Bonham Carter, but more goth and anorexic. I want her more than I ever wanted regular Daisy Ridley.

Looks pretty cool IMHO :^)

Totally! I always knew Rey had dark side tendencies, and now (after two great movies of build up) we're finally going to see all her anger unleashed.

Watch out Ben. A woman is coming for you.

Oh my.

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LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS OF ORDER 66

>Come to the Dark Side, we have nice tits.

I'd like to see them just say fuck is and make lightsaber versions of every weapon. Lightsaber axe, lightsaber hammer, lightsaber shield etc.

>THERE'S ANOTHER DEATH STAR
THERE'S ANOTHER DEATH STAR
>THERE'S ANOTHER DEATH STAR
THERE'S ANOTHER DEATH STAR

IT'S GOING TO BE RETURN OF THE JEDI ALL OVER AGAIN

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>its not the dumbest yet
bro get off my lord nyax. he was just big b rain man in a small brain world

What's wrong with her face?
Why does she look so gaunt?

expectations subverted

That doesn't make sense.

The whole point of the side-handle baton is to make it easier to block with them I thought.

Try to block with these, the enemy lightsaber is going right through them.

I think the Jedi apprentice girl that turns bad in Force Unleashed uses them

Daisey Ridley lost weight IRL, not sure if she's this gaunt looking currently though. Possibly made her more gaunt with CGI because it looks more evil.

I suspect Jay Jay didn't like Rian's "lol she comes from no one important just forget it" empty subversion after JJ built up mystery around that question. So he'll undo that and have Rey be connected to Palpatine. Palpatine created two Reys, and there's been a dark side Rey the whole time out there sexting the ghost of Palpatine.

The final fight of the movie can't be Rey vs Kylo because they've already fought several times so who cares. And it would be offensively retarded if Rey fought Palpatine, so instead they are doing Rey vs Evil Rey as the final fight.

The poster is rey mounting a veiny BBC squirting cum

reminder this shit is the trailer version of clickbait and nothing but clickbait. this is a dream or vision or something similar. it will be in the movie for less than 2 minutes. do not discuss it. do not speculate about it. it's nothing. retards talking about it here and on youtube are playing into disney's marketing and attempt to drum up business. let the thread die. let star wars die.

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>they are doing Rey vs Evil Rey as the final fight
Hope it ends like Logan.

Nah. That was Lucas. Mace Windu even had a purple lightsaber, what a fag lol

Did they just forget to give her yellow Sith eyes or is she a not Sith like Kylo

i request uncensored version of this mommy tier semen demon

They used to call them proto-sabers with a belt clipped on power supply.

It's going to be some autistic cop-out like it's just a vision of what might happen if she switches sides, actual Darth Rey would be too kino for this meme trilogy.

only if you promise to never support disney, including in text again.

kek

The trailer was so disgusting. They've completely worn out the twin suns with nostalgia. And finally they acknowledge the prequels exist after 4 years of Disney Wars. I don't know a single person who reacted warmly to the old footage, it's so obvious what they're trying to do everyone caught onto it.
For Darth Rey you can just tell the story group was browsing reddit and saw an upvoted comment saying Rey should turn to the dark side so they Force it in and ensure theyll sell a million more tickets

i promise my fellow boomer

That's because Sam Jackson demanded one. He likes to always have some kind of purple prop in all of his movies.

You can see the moment in one of the behind the scenes documentaries for Episode 2:
>Jackson: So do I get to pick my color?
>Lucas: Well bad guys are red, good guys are blue and green. That's just sort of how it works.
>Jackson: There's no purple lightsabers?
>Lucas: ....you might get purple.
and so he did

Womyns catch s/o/y with lightsaber chopstick accomplish nuhting

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Dooku didn't have the eyes either. It seems to be a pretty inconsistent thing.

What a fucking prima donna
I'm glad he's washed up.

>AND I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MAH INNER PADAWAN

>OMG A SWORD MADE OUT OF NEON LIGHT

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this is fundamentally wrong on so many levels, chiefly in that a flat rod of energy does not an air screw make

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This is a fanposter, right?

What PS3 game is this?

hyperdimension neptunia

When pressed about it Dave Filoni said there are "repulsor lifts in the handles" or some bullshit

Which is a retarded explanation because then why does the blade have to rotate like a helicopter at all, if it's just got anti-gravity in the handle? Also makes Boba Fett look like a stupid asshole for using a jetpack instead of the "repulsor lift" technology that is apparently available in such a miniaturized form.

b-but she poos from there?!?!?

Not really.

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>girls
>poop

that was my exact thought on seeing it. "This looks like PS3 era video game box art".

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those are based on real weapons

It is.
The double bladed lightsaber is a stupid idea. Some people have pointed out its like a bo staff, but it lacks the versatility of a staff because you can't grip it by one end to make thrusting attacks because both side of the weapon are made out of fire. One of the advantages of staff weapons is reach, but think about it, does this design give you any advantage in reach compared to a normal saber? And if you say you can make attacks and blocks at the same time, its less useful that two unattached sabers, which could accomplish the same thing.

Then there the problem of more moving parts = more to go wrong. Have fun when that mechanism jams and you're stuck in the parallel blade mode.

Furthermore, what's the purpose of the parallel blade mode? Try to trap another saber between then? Congratulations, the blade is going to slide between them and cut off your fingers.

this legitimately looks like babies first photobash

Not weapons that lend themselves to benefiting from a lightsaber blade.

definitely not, but it's not any dumber than a gigantic double sided switchblade

yeah you can even see in the clip that Lucas is kind of visibly uncomfortable because he doesn't really want to fuck everything up by having ONE guy get a purple lightsaber

but he also doesn't feel like telling sam jackson "no" because he was really banking on him bringing in the black audience

so he just kinda caves and says o-okay you can have purple...

It's a dick.

It's just as dumb. Playing semantics doesn't help your case.

The fact that it turns on while folded is stupid as hell. Look at how Rey has to hold one of the hilts and ask how the fuck she's supposed to swing that thing around with any semblance of control. Worse still, this is two perfectly reasonable weapon concepts welded together into one single dumbass abomination. Foldable double bladed lightsaber? Way easier to carry around. Tuning fork saber? Great for catching an opponent's blade and wrenching it away. But this thing is just awful.

Why not just past the image instead of transcribing the bait?

a whip isn't a real weapon?

i thought you were trying to post ones that were worse. the whip definitely is.

How do we know you can perform sliding actions along an opponents blade? What if when two lightsabres meet, they bite down and you can only push or disengage? Feel free to list any film canon fights where this doesn't happen.

Like pottery. The force is a double edged sword.

not really no, and certainly not one you'd use in a sword fight.

Whataboutism is the surest sign of a mental midget.

Gee Rey, why does Palpatine let you have TWO lightsabers?

holy shit!

just wait till you scroll down one

Look, I know Lucasfilm is apparently staffed by desperate retards, but they're not going to pull a Terminator Salvation tier fuckup like that. This is something taken out of context to get butts into seats.

Who is this semon demen?

ok, goodbye nofap 42 days

cant tell if im genuinely autistic (mild aspergers btw) or if this is actually a dick

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I'll fucking kill for her name

It's not the real poster and yes it's supposed to look like a dick

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So you want a sword that doesn't behave like a sword, but still use it like a sword? If this is how lightsabers behave then a sword and dagger style would be the best. Catch the blade with your parrying device then close with the main blade. Doesn't help this weapon design.

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Disney is ruining everything
>Star Wars
>Marvel
>Disney animated movies like The Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty & The Beast etc

Boring and forgettable just like it's owner.

Kylo's saber>Rey's saber btw

This, holy shit. It looks like they tried their hardest to make the saber as thin and light as possible for her and she still looks like she can barely hold it. Fucking yikes.

Why are they on top of Sheev's robo-dong while it's ejaculating lightning?

It was used previously. for the temple guard jedis in rebels.

But yes it is dumb

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How dare you and everyone else talk about Sheev's resurrected self.

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So that is how he creates life

No clue if this is how it is and I don't feel like checking, but there are materials that can stop lightsabers, so maybe it's made out of that.

i am more worried about the lightsaber being thiccer than her arms, she could at least hit the gym if she is doing an "action" role

I don't get it. Is the bottom right panel made to look like it's breaking off? Or what?

I'd imagine not much more than a kilogram. The blade itself is weightless, and I guess it just depends on the materials the hilt is made of as to how heavy it is.

One day he'll forget and try to scratch his ass.

>worried
Yikes

>boomerang
>tfw darth dundee

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lewd

why would you open it lit? What if youre not looking down at it and the other side is angled towards your body?

>the lightsaber pinch scissor thing
Lmao

I doubt it...this is men retarrdation to look it "cool"...not women talent to make everything more complicated

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Hollywood is going to "Miley Cyrus" Rey. That's what they do. Build up female heroes and then corrupt them. An entire generation of young girls will be fucked up from this. Screencap this.

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Not only is she a mary sue weve never seen before but she also probably builds that thing after learning about lightsabers a couple days ago.

nah. it's a vision or a dream. it's trailer clickbait to get retards speculating and seeing the awful movie.

also young girls don't watch star wars

With veins and everything

no youtube.com/watch?time_continue=40&v=ZiSB8zxjMeE

popsugar.co.uk/parenting/Video-Little-Girl-Meeting-Rey-From-Star-Wars-46531126

Are you in the Burbank or Glendale campus?

This shit is pretty cool. I can picture a pre jedi religion that invented extremely preindustrial age jedi weapons similar to native weapons. Kino

This is Clone Palpy right? Kino fight.

Eric butts' wifes boyfriend would disagree with you.

yeah, an artist did it based on a fight from dark empire
it just makes me depressed that Lucas couldn't get off his ass and just make that a movie in like '92 or something

yea, something like that being played straight even for just a single movie would never be put into a trailer

Did anyone notice how awkwardly she swung the prop, you can see the momentum of the thing and how her arm keeps following the trajectory. As if the prop was too heavy for her ? Looked absolutely amateurish

>1/1000 little girls actually watch new star wars
>wow its a smash hit with them

>Blu Rey

Sony wins again!

this picture seems to move

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Fucking lel

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So this is how she uses it in the closed state.

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I know that brand of dildo user, and it is not designed for women.
t. User

Kylo Ren's lightsaber was pretty stupid, but it looked cool and it was first presented in a way that left an impact. This just looks stupid in both design and presentation.

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Fucking hell i just woke from a dream where i was watching a leaked ending to the movie in which Kylo toss a light saber to Rey and she sends it flying and impales Sheev's arm, but he's not stunned at all and throws a yellow light saber torwards Kylo, but then he stops the thing mid air, throw it to Rey, and she throws it on his same arm, but he's still not phased by two light sabers sticking out of his arm so he throws a third one, again Kylo stops it throws it to Rey and she throws it to impale his head this time, i don't know what happened next 'cause i've started laughing harder than i've ever did in a dream and walked away from the room crawling struggling to get some air

>rise
So palpatine is actually a skywalker?

Yeah, this is epic.

>tattoo
Dropped

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that's her boyfriend's hand
he's a major cuck and lets her fuck her paypigs lol

I love how it flops down and almost snaps out of her hand.

In the setting its saying that this wabbajack of a lightsaber is liable to slice into your own foot because it is not a secure joint and flops around freely.

Out of the setting it says that the multi billion corporation that made the prop couldn't afford to get a good snapping joint that you could find in any hardware store, that the actress is so emaciated from all the blow that she can't hold a 6-7 pound device still when it moves, and most importantly that the director somehow thought this doesn't look terrible and was okay to show the entire planet. No reshoots, no tweeking in post, let's do it raw.

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It looks like a nutcracker.

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who'dve guessed the people behind tlj are lazy fucks

they've been lazy since the start

she kinda looks like Sigourney Weaver there

The double light sabber represents Rey's dark side twin. Yes, there's a twin because twins run in the Skywalker family. The girl you see in the trailer is not Rey, it's her twin sister, raised in the ways of the darkside. Fuck Disney.

>She looks like a 69 year old cancer survivor.

I like it

Ok, guys. What if Lightsaber Nunchacku?

I still think that lightsaber nunchuks are a genuinely great idea.

No toy sales from ep 7 & 8 tanked kids wanted toys of cool aliens, not of their mom & her black boyfriend

Giant black space penis shooting out red jizz

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Lmao what in seven seas were they thinking!