IT'S OUT

Based Shad BTFOs Rey's double lightsaber
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>20 minute video about a fantasy weapon
Have sex for fucks sake

hahaha

Just watched the entire thing. He's right. It's a fucking shit design and meant to sell more light saber toys to children.

minute video about a fantasy weapon
>Have sex for fucks sake
He married a woman after knowing her for like a month and now he has 4-5 blonde children

Now your turn to have sex.

You offering?

>Some soi fuck review some soi toy in a soi trailer
Fuck off, this is a board for movies and tv, not shilling your youtube channel

this, the answer is the obvious "to sell more toys"
nothing Disney has added has any tactical or strategic significance

Fine.
But no blonde children!

I was expecting something very different. Wrong Shad.

My guess is that its not intended to be wielded folded at all because I just can't imagine that layout being practical; it just ignites and then unfolds rather than the other way around when activated. It folding at all is still stupid, particularly when its not any longer than Maul's one/
I saw fanart of sith Rey where she basically had a short staff with half-length lightsabers on the ends, which makes more sense for a character who uses a staff.

>now he has 4-5 blonde children
What, every day? Holy based

>meant to sell more light saber toys to children
It's also more money for JJ's Bad Robot company. He pulled the same shit in TFA with the C3-PO with the red arm.

How many times does he mention that he wrote a book in this one?

Aussies are very proud of their accomplishments

I see nothing wrong with it if the book is good. Dunno if it is.

him and Michaelcthulhu are based beyond belief
>skallagrim cries about muh vikings
>michaelcthulhu builds two (2) swords from berserk and wields them (madlad)
>shad does cartwheels and sword tricks in full gambeson

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were do we meet up,hope you got a pretty mouth

wait, this is real? What a stupid idea

Starwars was always dumb. All operas are.

>Shadman

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It's what his channel is about, virgin.

"Stop doing the thing you're supposed to! And do the thing I never will!"

Shad's probably the lowest on the "historical YouTube" scale. He is learned, particularly when it comes to Medieval architecture, but most of his vids are just popcorny garbage made for pseuds that enjoy pointing out in a movie that a sword can't pierce plate armor for the millionth time (unless you use LE HALF-SWORDING of course xDD). He's basically all the worst elements of Skallagrim and has few of his more informative elements.

He's completely blown out of the water by guys like Metatron when it comes to scholarly analysis and raw info knowledge, anyway. Though sadly Metatron's recently begun making more dumb, memey vids, which I desperately hope he stops doing. One every now and again is fun, but they're needless in bulk.

It's dumb. It's a gimmick. It's JJ not having any ideas and being pissed at Johnson for trashing any story that was there, so "Hey, you remember that dual bladed lightsaber? That was cool. Let's do that."
And, aren't light sabers really fucking hard to make? But here's Rey with a bigger collection of them than a sex shop has dildos. Because OF COURSE.

Lindybeige, Townsends, Skallagrim, Steve1989MRE = honest youtube

Shadman's "university" = trash pseud shit for basedguzzlers

Hey, neckbeard - take your excruciatingly exact replica of a broadsword that you tug on more than your tiny dick, and fuck yourself with it.

>Lindybeige
>Skallagrim
“No!”

wrong shad

What really sums Shad up is that time he went on a 5 minute laughing tirade when talking about Outlaw King about how ridiculous James Douglas’ “Captain America” coat of arms was and how all the talk of historical accuracy in the film was clearly just bluster because it was so plainly ridiculous looking it just showed that nobody working on the movie actually cared

He could’ve just googled it and he’d have known that it’s what the Douglas arms really looked like

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based

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>sci-fi movie have impractical weapon

woah

>it's a incels on Yea Forums post a jewtube video as their argument that supposedly "btfo" of something they don't like
You're literally the male virgin version of tumblr and twitter at it's worst. You are actual human scum.

BTFO

That seems like a very Jewish thing to do.

>Shadman
No thanks.

Any particular favorites of Metatron you'd recommend watching for a new viewer? Or any other channel recommendations? Thanks