>Stats don't matte-
Stats don't matte-
Carson Sanders
Hunter Cruz
his xScans tell the real story
Dominic Hughes
Is he, dare I say it, the best sequential scanner in world football?
Jaxson Adams
THAT kind of stat is different than "American Stats":
>"the Bulls are 3-0 in Game 2's in a series of 7 games when missing a starting forward for one of the games in the preceeding series"
Xavier Morris
What about his pre-scans?
Aiden Reed
he usually wipes that up discreetly, and disposes of the tissue in a nearby toilet
Ian Gray
His xPscp90 is 1128, highest in the Premier League.
Nicholas Johnson
>2/10
oh my god
Julian Perez
>if you watch the game, you don't see Kevin
>if you watch Kevin, he watches you too
Charles Ross
he couldn't scan him?
Sebastian Reed
twitter.com
>The best football players have great awareness of their surroundings, even before receiving the ball. I started studying SCANNING in 1997. Since then, we have filmed & analyzed more than 250 professional players and 200 elite youth players.
what the fuck
Josiah Moore
Thomas Ross
Clearly he didn’t see Ancelotti’s eyebrow raise
Aiden Campbell
>fails to scan his team losing in the semis
Jaxon Turner
Sounds like Mr Gay Geordie needs his brain scanning, as he's showing all the signs of an advanced tumour pressing on the frontal lobe
Caleb Rogers
LET ME TELL YOU SPEE IN MY YOUTH GAMES I HAD THE MOST SCAN PRE ASSISTS AND SCAN INTERCEPTIONS
Cooper Thomas
Another one: twitter.com
>Jorginho’s penalty miss against West Ham today is another example that GKs have figured out ways to stop what used to be an almost unbeatable GK-dependent technique. GKs are now more knowledgeable, clever & execute with perfect timing
>How exactly did Fabianski stop Jorginho?
Because it was a fucking shit penalty, that's how.
James Bailey
Statnerds need to be beaten.
Oliver King
>he doesn't appreciate the art of the scan
Oliver Ramirez
How many progressive blinks in opposition half per 90?
Ian Fisher
beating shitty is an obligation, need to save football from these virgin nerds
Gavin Sullivan
The GOAT
Carson Nelson
Congrats on winning the Canon d'Or, Kevin.
Jaxson Campbell
Jason Diaz
This reply made me laugh: twitter.com
Brody Nguyen
lel
Carter Ortiz
he doesn't look. he scans
Luke Jackson
>-r
Finish your sentences please
Zachary Bailey
What did she mean by this?
Michael Gray
Our lads couldn't scan the pitch because of all the laser pointers :(
Tyler Reyes
>Not using a "."
Isaiah Nguyen
Please use emdashes for speech interruption.
>Stats don't matte—
Eli Turner
>when the seagulls scan the sea around the trawler, they are scanning for sardines,
Aiden Adams
What does De Bruyne see. Into the box? Down the flank? Clearly or darkly?
Landon Turner
datanonces are ruining football. these twats are being given jobs at football clubs and pushing shit like this.
Kayden Cruz
What an oversensitive twat.
Luis Gomez
My mistake, I did think it looked a bit off. Thank you friend.
Landon Perry
>as flies to wanton boys are we to the gods, they scan us for their sport
Hudson Taylor
underrated post
Samuel Baker
Grim.
Ayden Baker
No!! Good night!
Please DM me
Mason Hill
< having scanned, the correct action is easy
Easton Reyes
>Paul was incredible. He'd point to a tree a mile away and say 'I'm going to scan that' , and he'd go ahead and do it. A legend. Best scanner I've ever played with
Nolan Johnson
I'M SCAAAANING
Hudson Morris
Topkek
Blake Mitchell
How does this surprises you.
This is very common here with the midfielders, they do exercise just to learn to look before receive the ball.
Zachary Myers
kek, he's absolutely fucking raging
more to do with him having analysed SCANNING for a quarter of a century
comes across as a fucking freak
Joshua Cox
>your epsons, your canons, your fujitsus
Noah Gutierrez
DeBros...
Joshua Brown
For me, it's the sweeping scan
Matthew Edwards
LET ME SCAN
Mason Adams
jej
Michael Sanders
>under low pressure
OH NONONONO choker bros...
Connor Rodriguez
Penis size correlates with height
Benjamin Ross
Mfs need to get an honest job
Tyler Flores
>I think some of these modern players, they spend a lot of time scanning, but when do they actually look?
Wyatt Wilson
twitter.com
I'm just laughing at this one.
Gabriel Brooks
Mason Sullivan
>an extra scan
Top kek. The difference wasn't even that, it was that someone is properly defending against the first one.
Andrew Campbell
It didn't help that the player receiving the ball didn't bother to look behind him, but you don't need OTT analysis to figure that out.
Mason Sullivan
i'm scanning, robbie
Parker Sanchez
Kek
Gabriel Myers
No, these is an example of a guy chatting complete wham, some people will buy into it thinking it makes them smart, football clubs are not looking at some lad making a compilation of a player looking around and signing him up as a scout
Ian Wright
topkek
James Jackson
kektop
Adrian Garcia
>possession
>shots on goal
>shots on target
>corners
>hit woodwork
>yellows
>reds
I don't mind seeing these stats, but the rest can fuck off.
Isaiah Cox
Based courtois nose fucked her
Thomas Mitchell
The guy literally works at Arsenal:
David Ramirez
kek
Andrew Watson
what have you got against fouls and free-kicks you caveman
Nathaniel Ross
heh
Adam Sullivan
Wrong, clubs are investing heavily into datanonce departments and stats.
Lucas Evans
>scans inside
Jackson Baker
Where is the puck?
Andrew Reed
KEK
Nicholas Jones
Not this faggot and his various compatriots who make up complete shite
Isaac Phillips
Haha
Hunter Price
Irrelevances
Charles Gray
Cant you read?
Oliver Morris
He holds a PhD and has been contracted by various clubs to do datanonce work.
Jose Ward
That doesn't mean he works for Arsenal.
Thomas Torres
Fuck off