40 year old virgin

>from now on, your dick is my dick
>I'm gonna get you some pussy
What would you do if a cool black guy made it his mission to help you lose your virginity?

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This

I get to clean her up after he's finished though

produce his mixtape

whats with asian incels and black dicks? they seem to spam this board with cuck fetish

Let him fuck my mom.

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this guy wasn't cool, he was a fuckin spaz

no fat or non-white girls pls

what skyrim mod is this?

This actually happened to me, except I wasn't a virgin and the cool black dude was just trying to help me get with a girl I liked at work.

He was just doing it to stroke his own ego though. The only good advice he gave me was this
>You know what 'game' is homie? You say the FIRST FUCKIN THING that pops into your head. EVERY TIME. That's what 'game" is.

i'd politely decline his offer as i am not a virgin.

why is saying the first thing that pops into your head good?

girls like sponteneaous guys and it shows confidence that you can just talk without overthinking or worrying, if i had to guess

Well whether a person considers it good or not is up to how they take it, but in a general sense it's good because it shows you don't filter yourself or bullshit, you just say what you mean.

>"hey user"
>"hey there I would really like to breed with you, preferably very roughly while you're dressed as a bunny, that's why I'm talking to you"
Would this really work?

Because if you have any semblance of wit it usually works. And also being yourself is the only way to find a real relationship. If you have to spend time thinking abour what to say to a girl to make her interested in you, it's not going to work long term, because that's not who you really are. Saying what's on your mind and being accepted and liked/loved for it is the only way to find a true connection with someone.

I'll probably end up finding connection with Jamal in the prison cell then

99.999% of the time that won't work. But there is some woman out there who would fall in love with you on the spot.

yeah, bitches love kinky shit. i got my current gf by asking if she'd let me bite her until she bled

If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

Well if you're mentally deranged or extremely autistic maybe this wouldn't work for you. For most somewhat normal people it works.

>>"hey there I would really like to breed with you, preferably very roughly while you're dressed as a bunny, that's why I'm talking to you"
This could work, ironically.

I will only have sex with my wife and mother of my children, or stay virgin.

Looks theory is the only truth

Years of thought and study and work will only lead you to this inevitable conclusion. It is like height - true sexual value cannot be negotiated.

this post healed me today. thank you, healer-san

Stick to your principles user, sex is overrated. I'm currently trying to think of an excuse to tell my gf not to come over tonight because I just want to play video games and not spend 3 hours watching netflix, and 2 hours fucking her for 15 seconds of pleasure.

>Janny deletes the post and not the thread

are those the same person

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I would just rape him instead

>"ayy girl I wants one of dem popeyes chicken sammiches"
gets me laid every time

>This happened to me except it was all different
Remember to kys before posting next time

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Looks is only the base value, while Game is the modifier. Both are true, like a math equation is true.