Yea Forums lied to me

because we're not barbarians

lol she's disgusted by him.

Considering these actors are the sole individuals playing the role in the park that has been designed to be a Star Wars LARP, I imagine they are getting pretty good money. Nobody would put up with all the shit they are going to go through for minimum or even an average wage.

Kidnapping an official Rey cosplayer at Galaxy's Edge sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogan movie.

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Nobody at Disneyland makes a living wage.

According to Glassdoor, character actors make $11/hour.

I’m on mobile and can’t open this, is he wearing a maga hat? Please tell me he’s wearing a maga hat.

Plenty of good animated 3D rendered rape porn of her on rule34 websites

>mercy killing is worse than having them live a lifetime of misery, being the butt if a joke, and wasting resources and being a genetic dead end

I hate you

At fucking Disney? No way, that’s gotta be one of the most stressful jobs I can think of.

>a lifetime of misery, being the butt of a joke, and being a genetic dead end
Dude...you just described yourself

is she seriously obligated to hug him back?
what a wretched fucking existence

Yes but they "have the priviledge to work for disney".

>stressful
You literally just larp half-heartedly all day and pose for photos. Everyone who visits wants to play along so it's not like you'd ever get heckled.

Again, this isn't some shmuck in a winnie the poo costume. This person has to play their part full time and work to keep Disney's little Star Wars land active. It is safe to say that she and the others in similar rolls are making well upwards of that $11/hour.

janny please delete all posts referencing winnie the pooh in any way ok do your job we pay you for this

You guys know they vet and interview for this shit right? Whoever they hire is going to be fully committed, both to the role and the attention. It's no different from booth bitches at E3 except they also have to follow a script.

God I wish that were me

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Maybe, maybe not. She's still not rich. She's *maybe* upgraded from the other making minimum wage to making a living wage.

Two seconds of research, first line of the article.
>gobankingrates.com/making-money/jobs/how-much-do-disney-princesses-mascots-make/

Disney is infamous for paying workers terribly.

And $11/hr is nowhere near a living wage in Anaheim, CA.

On the one hand no one wants to deal with a smelly autistic 30 year old who thinks he may have the Force, but on the other it's nice knowing you made some guy's day by entertaining his fantasy for a couple minutes. Maybe that's what keeps these Rey girls going, that sense that they're making someone's life just a little brighter.

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Lmao they really do get paid $11/hour.
Poor Mini Rey.

Oh yeah good for him, now he can continue draining the wealth and life from his parents
whilst contributing nothing to society.

She's cute like a bunny

I would pay to see this, as long a Seth Rogan wasn't in the movie

I wonder how many times per day she has to call security

Hey kid, you wanna /ss/?

Jenny used to make enough to afford a 1500 apartment, she was guest relations

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She's being nice to him and he's not being completely inappropriate with her. I'm sure for her it's about the same as dealing with children which she's obviously good at. Had the autist been grabbing her ass then yeah I would agree that she has a wretched existence.

There are autistic People who are happy with life user!!

Because Germany lost the war

yeah, which is why you live in Panorama City, have bars on your windows, don't leave the house after dark and drive an hour each way to work every day

>tfw you will never be 8 and have a thicc mommy gf rape you
It hurts bros

nah she knew deep down that guy was a legit problem. The second he unsheathed his imaginary lightsaber you could see her face change from mostly patronizing to "if I don't sell this 100% he's going to rape and murder me in the parking lot".

Jenny embarrassed herself in a public star wars trivia contest.

Did she not know the answers like the nerd she claims to be about Star Wars?

What the fuck I want to live in an apartment that looks like it's been abandoned in a forest.

you can't see the front but he's full autist so probably

I'd like to be able to win a chance to study the wrinkles in her asshole.

Why do you care lmao

I saw a comic where Chewie fucking wrecks her in the Falcon

did you read part two?

What an absolute pussy destroyer

>Autist's entire life is misery and a waste

You're projecting, user.

>finally hugged a girl
Looks like I'm finally moving up. Smell you later, virgins.

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WE HAD A PACT

Reminder that mini Rey reads these threads and she's very disappointed in all of you for your cruel comments towards the autistic man. She loves bringing joy to fans and it deeply saddens her that people can turn it into a negative thing.

can you delete this please?
i can only imagine what kind of an awesome experience that is for the kid being star wars nut, probably his favorite character being yoda, pure innocent child of light having real life rey which is like easter bunny for that kid whispering famous line from his favorite movies in to his ear.
i bet that will stay in his mind forever, so wholesome.
i'm not that old yet, only 25 but it makes me depressed that i can't experience that kind of stuff anymore
so fucking sad

mini Rey loves taking coke can thick dicks in her ass while she's nearly passed out from the lack of air due to hand wringing her neck

what the heck is a cantina

he meant cantine

>that kid whispering famous line from his favorite movies in to his ear
I don't remember the line "I want to service your pod" being in Star Wars?

>someone actually thought these glorified street performers were rich
Are people here really that deluded?
Maybe they're just retarded.

Mos Eisley Cantina...?

the reason traffic is so bad in LA is because nobody can afford to live where they work

No, you'd pick out the A and N if it was, there is no significant text on the front of that hat.

That's club 33 retard
I can tell by the sign that says club 33

>Goes for the hug
>She has no other option but to hug back
What happens if you try to cop a feel? Does C3PO come out of nowhere to escort you out of the park or does she stay in character and beat the shit out of you for it?

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"I bypassed your virginity!"

Someone needs to take one for the team and find out.

Both outcomes sound pretty based desu.

Seems comfy. I'd do it for like $20/hour

Why do we allow black people to live?

There's a handler close by that steps in so they don't have to break character. They're also always close to an exit, but I don't know how it works for the ones that walk around.

I want the trailer, but I don’t want it. The closer we get to December the more anxious I get about what’s going to happen to Kylo Ren. Because I’m tired of Redemption by death. REASSURE ME PLEASE!!!

except for the idiots that fuck with Gaston all of the time

What the fuck? I can afford to pay her 15$ for performing full time at my house

My favorite Reylo/Bendemption crack theory is that Ben, having ascended to the position of Supreme Leader, COMPLETELY pulls a 180 and sets his sights on galaxy wide peace and prosperity. Like, full blown pull funding from the military and pour it into universal healthcare, ending slavery, saving the space whales, and dismantaling criminal networks (EVERYTHING GOOD). The galaxy at large LOVES HIM.

So Rey and The Resistance are completely at a loss like “Wait….are WE the bad guys now if we try to destroy the group in power that’s making everything great???” Rey ultimately decides that Ben has proven himself to be “good” enough (since he’s still technically a dictator) with his benevolent leadership that she’s now DTF and they do.

Incels deserve to be put in death camps.

>There's a handler close by that steps in so they don't have to break character
I still wonder how it would play out, though.

>Miss Rey, why did that man touch your boob? Why didn't you teach him a lesson?

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Star Wars fans are literally the worst fandom.

I love going to cons and taking pictures with cosplay thots, and putting my arm around them
its not the actual actress moron

please proceed to the closest death camp

I was just in a play. In one scene, many characters are killed onstage, and every time one of them dies, they toss up a handful of red artificial rose petals. Today, at the cast party, our director explained why she decided to use the flower petals instead of fake blood (which she is good at making): the actors needed to not have bloodstains on their costumes for the following scene. I casually mentioned how Rian Johnson made a similar decision for The Last Jedi, using the salt plains of Crait to create great visuals and convey the violence of war without showing blood and carnage. Our director has only seen A New Hope, but other cast members started talking about the movie.

Then came a surprise for me: a fellow cast member said that when she saw The Force Awakens the love story went completely over her head. Naturally I got excited and asked her which characters she was referring to, and sure enough, she said Rey and Kylo! I of course went into fangirl mode and tried to sum up my experience, how I didn’t see it either, but The Last Jedi made me realize their relationship was heading in that direction, and then I went on Tumblr and found out the seeds had been planted in The Force Awakens and people had been analyzing it ever since. My castmate said she had only become aware of Rey and Kylo’s romantic dynamic

Then my best friend spoke up. She is not a big Star Wars fan, but she has become a bigger one since I showed her The Last Jedi a year ago and has happily read Ian Doesher’s Shakespeare parodies of the films. She has been very supportive of my passion for it, and though she initially wasn’t keen on Reylo, she has listened to me talk about Reylo and Bendemption.

She summed up Rey and Kylo’s relationship this way: “It’s basically a situation where they’re attracted to each other but their morals are mutually exclusive.”

Just when I thought I couldn’t feel more proud of my friends or blessed to know them, I was proven wrong!!

Autism isn't real. There's different modes of thinking like ADHD and Aspergers, which stop being disabilities as soon as you're out of school, and then there's mild/social retardation that their retard wranglers refuse to admit because they think they're smart for playing with kids toys or whatever debilitating habit they're feeding.

>Autism isn't real.
It's 100% real

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It's normal to not make constant eye contact

Not sure what the fuck your image is meant to prove.

So does he just look retarded, or is he some sort of trained retard?

I character act at disney for special events as a couple of characters like huey, louie, sometimes quasimodo, and chip or dale. I make $24.25 and most of the time they need me for atleast 12 hour shifts.

>hurr durr character actors are poor

No. Suck my dick since I'm richer than anyone else on tv.

>constantly breaks eye contact
>forced smile
>looking down
>erratic twitchy facial expressions
Ok this is obviously not normal behavior, but it's not full autism definitely on the spectrum though.

>disney for special events
yea, day to day face actors are literally wage slaves.

>$25 hr to be a dancing monkey in a hot suit for 12 hour shifts

>Expecting everyone to have constant eye contact
>Expecting everyone to smile for no reason

Looks like a red hat with no writing.

she was also selling that ass

If you're playing a character like Gaston you better be able to handle and dish out (family friendly) bantz or you have no business playing that role.
Autism is more real than ADHD and Aspergers.
Cute, and top-tier clavicles. Would wife.

>male autist
ewww
>female autist
cuuuuute!

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The other guy already said "cause we're not barbarians", user.

Wouldn't Rey needing help already be breaking character though?

"Autism" has lost all meaning once millennials started using it to describe literally everything from slight awkwardness, to putting effort into something, to displaying anger, to basically anything they don't agree with.

we truly live in a society

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If he's a Trump supporter, I disavow. He does not represent us!

Wow, she's hot. I would love to be autistic with her.

if she's autistic i'm too, do shit like this all the time

>Yea Forums poster claiming to be autistic
No, I don't think so my man. Way too far fetched. You're just LARPing for attention.

So pretty much like most buzzwords used today.

fucking gigachads larping as autists
save some for the rest of us, eh?

Dude, Disney parks don't pay shit. They have a pool of a million struggling actors in L.A. to choose from.

Sure. Same thing goes for the princesses that fight or have magic or whatever.
It's not like a security guard, half the time it's another woman. They just sort of insert themselves in the middle and try to lead the guy off.

>Minimum wage

fucking idiot

lmao do you retards legitimately believe Disneyland is paying their performers six figures or some shit? How removed from the real world are you?

must be rough

youtube.com/watch?v=QU-75sWKS7k

he dummy thic

I was crushing on her pretty hard in this video.

>youtube.com/watch?v=iOhzEyjFSSo

If you bothered to look around you, you'd see everyone do stupid awkward shit like that.

How retarded are you that you don't understand that there are are 85k numbers between 15k and 100k?

Okay but they are definitely way, way closer to the 15k end of the spectrum.

>oh no! poor parents! poor society!

what's more, a real fuckable bunny

and that's a good thing

Would watch

the other reys are alright, but mini-rey breaks my heart; i presume she must have some early childhood education training, and she is probably a kind person; look at how she maintains constant and sincere eye contact, and expresses no cynical judgment; she relates to him at his functioning age level, which is probably a mixture of preschool to early-elementary, and accepts his vision of how things are; it would be easy to be condescending, or derisive of someone like this, because many things are not what are expected, but she accepts him as he is, and validates him

rare and precious

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>MIGAtards

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It was worse. Rey was off model and there was too much talking.

He probably makes enough to get crazy high when he gets home from his shift.

Based

Then who would post on this board?

wtf i love autism now?!
that awkwardness is just adorable desu
also damn those legs

A therapist recently said that I'm on the spectrum / an Aspie, and I'm in my late twenties just finding out. After reading into it I came to the conclusion he's probably right, but I think most wouldn't be able to tell because I've spent my whole life learning to camouflage and appear more normie.

This woman probably didn't have the same pressure to camo herself just because she's a woman, and it's perceived as cute and endearing to be shy and awkward. You look like this as a male (her demeanor), you're going to get bullied and or automatically thought less of, even if your autism is low enough to not effect you in any other way.

Some cute girl may had it easier than you, so what? You can't change nobody but yourself. Stop thinking about how unfair your life is and focus on being happy, mate.

Post YouTube video I'm on iPad

You severely underestimate how much normies value admiration. These jobs are extremely competitive for a reason

Wearing a Batman backpack to a Disney park is a power move desu

I can't stop reading her lips as "the force is my pussy"

>Maybe that's what keeps these Rey girls going, that sense that they're making someone's life just a little brighter.
Maybe the thing that keeps them going is the money in their pocket and the fact that they can't do anything else?

> You look like this as a male (her demeanor), you're going to get bullied and or automatically thought less of

Yea pretty much this. When I see a girl like this I just want to protecc. but if it's a guy I would obvouisly laugh at him.

Is this fresh pasta? It seems to wholesome to be on here.

Just get on your PS4 bro

Is this tourettes? She's got involuntary facial tics off the charts. it's cute tho

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Wish I had that sort of confidence. She must have been wet as fuck.

I'm not bothered or resentful or surprised that life is unfair, I was just thinking about the differences out of intellectual curiosity.

what the fuck. He's so fucking good at what he does

Give it a year and normie chicks will be mimicing this because it's cute

Why would Rey be on a completely random planet, without her movie comrades, teaming up with a member of the resistance completely unrelated to the main plot of her movies?

>Rey be on a completely random planet
>without her movie comrades
>teaming up with a member of the resistance completely unrelated to the main plot of her movies

That seems to describe TLJ

To fuck autistic chubsters, have you not been reading the thread?

>Everything that happens at the park is canon somehow
>I seduce Rey
>Fuck her behind the toilets
>I canonically fucked Rey
Galaxybrain level think her boys

H-How exactly does one find these planets she goes too? A-Asking for a friend.

You have to pay $3000 to stay at that space cruise liner hotel to get that experience.

>$3000
>to fuck Daisy's lookalike
I'll admit I've blown money on worse but unless she can convincingly mimic Rey's mannerisms and sexual frustrations etc, I'm still not sure I'd drop 3 grand on that. Maybe if she used her staff as a dancing pole.

Fuck off, Judgey

$3000 just to stay at the hotel they're building for 3 days and 2 nights. It's suppose to be super immersive. All the windows would be screens showing space, all the staff would be dressed up and every now and then there'll be LARP events happening like the First Order boarding the ship and shaking people down.

And you get a windowless bus also with screens on the inside that act as your landing craft to go between the hotel and Galaxy's Edge.

The first reaction I had when I saw this and the price was "this would make an amazing set for high budget porn movie about Kylo Ren and Rey eloping".

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Because I don't know what to look up... Bro

Why are the other girls excluding her from the group??

>girl in wheelchair
Was genuinely touched until I realized a place like that would mostly be full of """influencers""" and fat Gen-X/Y neckbeards.

Why would you do this? Mini Rey was just the cutest Rey, but now I feel bad because you made her real.

>All the windows would be screens showing space, all the staff would be dressed up and every now and then there'll be LARP events happening like the First Order boarding the ship and shaking people down.

There might've been a time when the thought of experiencing something like that would've excited me but now I just find it terrifying. I do not want to be in an advanced LARP hotel where I'm sure cameras would be everywhere, everyone's playing pretend and every window, every view is just a flat screen like some Black Mirror prison. You would literally have to be some SW hyperfan who wishes he lived in A Galaxy Far, Far Away.

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She could just be uncomfortable. Literally a million reasons for this behavior that don't have anything to do with autism. The only reason to assume this is autism is if you're projecting.

I imagine the hotel would be a big failure. I can't imagine having more than 1 or 2 storylines for the hotel so there wouldn't be much repeat business. And the intersection between:

1. massive star wars fan
2. out going enough to want to LARP for 3 days
3. money to burn

Can't be that big.

>I've spent my whole life learning to camouflage
That's literally what everyone does. It's called learning social skills.

It's because girls that are dumb/autistic/weak/etc. are only required to be able to reproduce. Hell, those traits can be endearing to men.
Males that are dumb/autistic/weak/etc. on the other hand, can't usually provide for a family, and are seen as inept by everyone, thus it's pathetic rather than cute.

>imagine
>you are naturally good-looking
>you get to dress up as a literal fucktoy cartoon that 90 percent of women are going to fantasize about
>have women literally hitting on you in front of their boyfriends and husbands
>knowing that if you wanted, you could fuck them all
my god, what an astronomical chad you have to be to play Gaston...

>guy screams "13 will get you 20"
KEK

t. Potbrain

do you hate tattoos to, "counter"-culture christfaggot?

No but I know you like to project, just like a typical potbrain

yeah, bro. Pot bad, Bible good!

>yeah, bro. Pot bad, Bible good!

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>MAGA cap
>retarded manchild
lmao

Why are you so obsessed with blacks?

>le wojack soi face
fuck off you zoomer and obvious Yea Forumsfag. Do you wear suits like Reviewbruh and complain about da roasties too?

you don't have to. leave the house and go handle it.

This is literally just social anxiety you mongs

>t. Potbrain

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You do realize the majority of wagies cope with their shitty lives and shitty jobs with drinking or drugs?