Rise of Skywalker SPOILERS

>Palpatine during his fight with Vader in RotJ, when he electrocuted Vader he transferred his consciousnes in Vader's mask. It's Canon that there was a Sith Lord named Momin, when he dies he transfer his consciousness in his mask. Palpatine possesed Snoke when he retrieved Vader's mask for Kylo Ren as a gift. Palps talked with Kylo through the mask letting Kylo believe he talked with Vader. WHEN HE KILLED SNOKE PALPS RETURNED IN THE MASK BUT THE DEVICE CALLED THE WAYFINDER WILL FREE PALPATINE. KYLO REFORGED. HIS MASK TOO BECAUSE PALPATINE TRANSFERRED HIS CONSCIOUSNESS IN KYLO'S MASK TO GET HIM TO THE DEATH STAR RUINS AND HIS ARMY OF STAR DESTROYERS WITH DEATH STAR TECH

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that's desperately stupid

Right, so when they kill him at the end, and he can't possess Rey because she is 'too pure', why does he not possess Kylo's shoes?

Rey kills Palpatine forever right there

Right, but how? If he can possess objects, why doesn't he do that?

Why would he

it really is astonishing how rian johnson managed to completely sabotage anything interesting about this trilogy, and now we're left with a clusterfuck of band aid solutions

Holy shit, its worse than I imagined. Doubted that could even be possible.

My God

Because he can either die to Rey, or live in some shoes. Why would he die?

I look forward to the cartoon bear explaining this directly to the camera

wow, autism overload

And then Rey puts the shoes on... boy, I wouldn't want to be Palpatine in that situation.. heh heh..

sure, user, suuuuure...

Listen to his interviews and look at the pictures and video hes in. Rian Johnson is a retard idiot man baby. Hes infuriatingly juvenile, As if he was the kind of kid to knock down other kid's sand castles, not because he was mean, but because he was just generally stupid and wanted to see the sand castles fall

Shut up foot fetishist. Only fags like you would like to be shoes.

Mein Gott....

>a Sith Lord named Momin

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>it's actually real

>expectations: SUBVERTED

Snoke was obviously meant to be this kid but people find out (because DUH) and they changed theire shit

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Why

>t's Canon that there was a Sith Lord named Momin
bookfags go away. no one cares

This was in a comic. Even worse.

That's absolutely retarded yet entirely believable for a Disney Star Wars movie.

There was never anything interesting to begin with. Stop falling for JJs mystery boxes.

It's like the leaks about Maz's Pirate ship
I can't take them seriously but they're all retarded enough to be true

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> Palpatine possesed Snoke when he retrieved Vader's mask for Kylo Ren as a gift.

So thats why palpatines suite is playing during the Rey/Snoke scene in TLJ

Is Windu back as a force ghost, except he glows purple?

JJ laughing all the way to the bank... 9 is inevitably going to be a clusterfuck since the man has never written a satisfying conclusion in his life, but people will still be blaming Rian

This is impossibly retarded, where is this coming from?

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That’s bullshit, but I believe it.

they've really destroyed star wars haven't they?

This, the premise was bad from the start. JewJew wanted to repeat OT even though it doesn't make sense. It should have been what Solo and Rogue One suggested - lawless time with bunch of factions fighting for control. Just better written.

JJ's rehash of ANH didn't give anything to start with.

My favorite Reylo/Bendemption crack theory is that Ben, having ascended to the position of Supreme Leader, COMPLETELY pulls a 180 and sets his sights on galaxy wide peace and prosperity. Like, full blown pull funding from the military and pour it into universal healthcare, ending slavery, saving the space whales, and dismantaling criminal networks (EVERYTHING GOOD). The galaxy at large LOVES HIM.

So Rey and The Resistance are completely at a loss like “Wait….are WE the bad guys now if we try to destroy the group in power that’s making everything great???” Rey ultimately decides that Ben has proven himself to be “good” enough (since he’s still technically a dictator) with his benevolent leadership that she’s now DTF and they do.

>Inb4 Anakin posessed the body of a Ren knight and was so powerful that he made the knight physically morph into him

I am so not ready for “The Rise of Skywalker”

I’m not mentally prepared. I knew I wasn’t since the moment I saw the trailer, but now seeing the D23 clip…I-

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….and to add…WHERE’S HUX?! WHERE’S MY PSYCHO GINGER?!?

They're not gonna do something so stupid. Right?

Hahahahahaha,OP stuff ia better than flying Leia and more legit

sounds really shitty and convoluted, i am not surprised

Snoke is a fucking 9 foot tall alien
that kid's a human

Rian Johnson is a true hero. He saved Star Wars from the Mouse and JJ's greedy paws in the only way he could: A swift mercy kill.

>changing the story you intended to tell because fans figured out the twist
only a true hack would do this