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>*Translated from weird rodent noises
Ewok Adventure: Battle For Endor
Robert Martin
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Jason Cox
Here I go!
Jordan Kelly
Wait a minute, people are always saying that the Ewoks were hated. How did they get 2 television movies?
Aaron Miller
As I kid I had a few VHS tapes and this was one of them. My mom would leave me at home alone to work a second shift and I used to watch this a lot. When ever the old fuck would make these little bread puffs I would get so hungry but there was never anything to eat at home.
Jayden Taylor
Was Teek a retarded ewok?
Camden Davis
looks like my ex waifu .
Logan Young
Kids loved them, while only adults hated them.
Juan Anderson
He wasn’t an Ewok. Probably from the same genus but not same species
Grayson Thompson
warwick davies daughter
Samuel Kelly
If episode 9 takes place on the moon of Endor does that mean we'll get to see Teek?
Carter Evans
Kids loved them, I liked them when I was a kid; but by the same token I like Chewbacca too and a planet full of wookies killing storm troopers would have made a lot more sense then them getting their asses handed to them by teddy bears.
Ryder Bailey
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Cameron James
Teek?
wasnt he in the Buck Rogers tv series
Cooper Ramirez
Ewok specialize in hunting and defending against the giant gorax.
Their traps worked just as well against the Empires AT-STs
Samuel Phillips
That IS Warwick , wonder if he drank jesus juice ?
Noah King
Episode 9 is based on a Star Wars/Buck Rogers fanfiction.
Chase Fisher
>mfw ep9 reveals the real threat...
>DARTH GORAX
Alexander Wright
A better duo than Rey and Finn
Ian Young
Agreed
Jaxson Butler
fanks
Matthew Garcia
When did you realize that Cindel grew up to be Captain Phasma.
Jacob James
bet his fingers irl were up her butt like Judy
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Parker Adams
So Captain Phasma will finally return to Endor?
How will Teek and Wicket feel about this once they see that she's changed?
Austin Baker
is that the Lady cucked from GOT,
Ayden Hill
>episode 9
Did you just wake up from a coma?
Aaron Rivera
could you woke starwars fan bois tell me how one never seen it to watch this
Liam Rivera
What was up in Star Wars land in the late 80s to mid 90s
Landon Hughes
Yes. Lady Cindel grew up to be Lady Briene of Tarth.
Leo Walker
No wokeness
No executive mandated diversity
No obnoxious feminism
Fun.
Kevin Thompson
this but the jew coin an t. reeeee from sjw ruined it
Jordan Cox
H*cking epic!
Oliver Cruz
Not so fast Teek!
Hunter Martin
wonder if she has a tite vegene
Blake Martin
wondered myself I have fucked many all colors crack an meth hos an killed /throttled some out in the desert an I came home alone but doing this would be based can disney not get min wage rey in that outfit ??
Ian Turner
I'm really enjoying this Ewok Renaissance on Yea Forums.
Henry Robinson
Ewoks were the Porgs before Porgs
Joseph Edwards
Ethan Harris
Why were the Ewoks so rapey, wtf George?
Ian Ortiz
I miss hunting these guys
Camden Rivera
Except that no one ever liked porgs...
Dylan Cruz
Ports are just like ewoks.
What about all of the Porg movies?
Video games?
Cartoons?
Toys?
...
Oh wait
David Walker
Are you black?
James Thomas
Not possible...He said his mother was employed.
Logan Baker
Edgy teenagers hated them.
Kids loved them.
Adults remembered the previous movie and understood what Yoda said.
Christopher Thompson
>Single Mom
Getting dicked rather than looking after her kid
Leo Cruz
Phlogs > Gorax
Asher Howard
Don't forget to have sex
Camden Rivera
teek was based you fucking redditor
Eli Rogers
Teek was OP
Wicket's spear flailing and Cindel's whining barely do any damage.
Nerf Teek now!
Jayden Rogers
And Wilford Brimley starts play with only a single dose of space-diabetes medication.
Wtf Lucasarts?
Logan Wright
Utterly based
Isaac Price
That would certainly redeem the franchise.
Christopher Clark
My body is ready
Jonathan Hughes
You just know.
Cooper Sanchez
...that they're good friends?
Ethan Mitchell
This thread is too good for Yea Forums.
Jordan Rogers
Agreed
Isaiah Ortiz
bump
Carson Torres
Endor was secretly the source of the Galaxy's meth supply, but Teek kept comsuming it all. That's what caused the CIS to get butthurt and try to secede from the Republic.
Joshua Miller
The Ewoks worked because they were obviously disregarded by the Imperial Garrison, being little teddy bear looking nobodies. If the script/story about Endor being full of enslaved Wookies, the story wouldn't have worked because there would be no excuse for the Imperial Garrison to be lazy and let a revolt happen since from the very first movie Wookies were shown to be very dangerous if enraged.