HERE WE GO!!! HAALAND TO CITY!!

Who can stop them

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dutch elliot rodger nafri bros.... we are BACK

No refunds?

City will never win a CL just like pissiG

>Who can stop them
The vaccine stopped Aguero.

>Haaland as passed medical tests as new man city player, he's back at dortmund
not a good lok

Even with all the agents fees added in he only cost about the same as sancho lol

he made his name in the austrian league

But Germany the Bundes is the one who fell for the meme when city sold them sane back
Every Bundes signing city have made has been good of late

Erling Braut Haaland 600k
Haaland 6 Million
Erling Haaland @BVB 60 Million
Erlingz @ City 600 Million

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His injury record is dreadful. Won't be able to keep the pace in the Barclays Ali-Al Muhammad Airlines Premier Division.

*loses the UCL again*
deserved

This is literally Football Manager becoming real life bros.

>passed medical tests
no checks for glass contents?

Really wonder what the fees were this might be Raiola's magnum opus

Enjoy losing your soul

Rumours are that real refused him because he wanted to 150 millions exit close to be available after his second year of contract. So if those rumours are true city certainly agreed with those

The mongrel was supposed to go to Real Madrid
This is not fair guys
>Florentino rejected Haaland because he wanted a 150M€ clause for leaving after 2 years in the team
Do you think he'll have it aswell in Man City to leave in 2 years if still doesn't win the CL?

Reminder Timo Werner scored more in his final Bundesliga season than Haaland ever has. The league is a joke. This is a serious gamble.

WHY THE FUCK THE SIGNED JULIAN ALVAREZ?
WHY YOU FUCKING RETARDS WHY!?

Real Madrid cannot sign both Haaland and Mbappe, it's the kind of financial decision you expect Barcelona to make. Look at Barcelona, it's over, because of big, irresponsible signings like this. Remember that this does not have to be Haaland's end destination for the rest of his career. City might just be a stepping stone for him, and in the future he might just join Real anyway.

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Why is he he touching his shirt like that, like he's never worn clothes before.

lmao i forgot about that

No refunds

Pep will play him as a winger in the carabao cup.

It's there so that he can demand a larger wage if he performes really well.

Another budesbab about to get exposed in the prem as most do. A few years from now we'll be talking about him in the same way we talk about kagawa, mkhitaryan, werner, schurlle, haller etc etc. A flop and a fraud.

Then he'll move abroad again and start mysteriously scoring way more goals.

Majin Buu pretty much only wears harem pants mate, he's not used to a shirt

they will sell him to Barça just like Ferran

City better invest in some physios.

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Don't worry, Pep will drug him up. HGH will easily fix this.

City are gonna play 442

raiola sisters...

So they double their money in two years? Sounds like a good deal.

Have you watched this guy? He will bully PL defenses. He's going to annihilate the Premier League. This kid is the real deal, and I only say this once every decade. I'm expecting 30+ goals in the PL minimum and 60+ in all competitions. The service he will get at City will guarantee him scoring for fun.

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im sure there is more to it than money
>benzema is in the form of his life
>mbappe most likely joining
>vini
>constant injures is a worry and flo doens't want a repeat of another hazard episode
haaland wouldn't even be a regular starter for madrid until 2024 at the earliest

They already have the league guaranteed each year, they need him for the CL

people thought gundogans career was over before they got him

Screencapping this for when he flops

>He will bully PL defenses
Werner cried about how big and strong PL defenders are

don't forget the salary user, such exit close means he will have full power again at the negociation table to double or triple his salary if they want to keep him
of course those are only rumours, maybe real is lying to cope

City gave him the release clause, they don't give a shit.
Aguero, Silva and pep were all supposed to be off after 3 years and they kept them all forever. So they think they can convince him to stay longer, especially now they've assassinated Raiola

Timo 2.0 lol. Finna leave City in 3 years having scored fewer than 50 goals total

He’ll be on £350k, same a KDB.

Obama became top scorer in your league

they'll just give him 200k more under the table lol

which player going to end his career?

>Implying

Gonna be pocketed by the likes of connor coady and ben mee. Aside from Bayern the bundesliga is basically about as competitve as the championship. He is nothing more than the bully of bremen, the slayer of stuttgart, the mauler of mainz. The FLOPPENING is upon us.

Pickford.

Spee is underestimating Haaland. He'll do great in the EPL because he's big, strong, fast and understands the game and position, and most importantly: he's playing for a great club/coach.

Uber Eats league product

His speed will be useless against teams sitting deep, which is what most teams do against City. He’ll be exposed bigly.

They don't get it, look at these guys
They don't understand that Haaland is made for the PL. He is going to destroy it