LOTR

We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.

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No!

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We just join with them, Obi-Wan. We must join with the Separatists It would be wise, my friend.

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God, that cartoon was absolute trash.

M'LADY

But what was his tax policy?

Tell me, """friend"""...When did Saruman the Wise abandon Sneedery for Maskness?

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Let's settle this once and for all, just how autistic was FĂ«anor?

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Morgoth violated the NAP by stealing his property as did everyone who obstructed him in reclaiming his property. Did nothing wrong.

Bakshi's Boromir was badass though.

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>ywn live as a comfy wizard.

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Amazing how all the dialogue from the LOTR movies I remember is original

He really dicked over Fingolfin though, just because he was paranoid.

I miss lotr taxposting.

>listening to the word of a weakly 'elf

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>at last, after all thise years, I have become... SAURON-MAN
fucking really Tolkien?!

>a fucking viking
just no

I watched all 3 films again and I still don't understand the "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys" scene. How would an orc know what a menu is? And the most important part, why does he refers to them as boys? Why do the orcs feel the need to gender themselves if they have only one gender?

>Character called Hitler
>His side kick is called Himmler.
Jesus Christ, did a fucking child write this?

hobbit life is the comfiest life

Based orcposter.

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It's a little known piece of lore, but Orcs are actually well versed in French culinary history.

read the letters and annotation from the simarillion