Cast him

Adam Driver gives me hope because I too look like a goblin.

I-

Are you tall and shredded though.

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Really good idea actually.

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Kek

This is the face of millions of roasties' fantasy

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Some biblical conqueror.

Why the fuck is he hot. He shouldn't be but he is. Is it the voice?

3pbp

Tall, good hair, voice, intensity, talent. Bonus point for charming awkwardness.

Will manlets ever stop seething?

Kissable lips, soulful eyes, sex hair, big hands that can build a porch and strong arms to carry you to bed.

I have all that, but am also 300lbs. Being a fat boy is suffering.. Time for another burger.

A bus driver in patterson called patterson in the movie patterson, where he comes home every day to pat his dogg

Fatsos don't have any of that. Get in shape.

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>Why the fuck is he hot
He isn't. If he was a random nobody you passed by on the street, you wouldn't even notice him.

Obviously. People like him for who he is. Net everything is about looks incel.

Idris Elba

cope

Cope

finally!

Dios mío, espíritu del Señor, espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada. Ángeles, arcángeles y santos del Paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor. Lléname de ti. Expulsa de mí todas las fuerzas del mal. Aniquílalas, destrúyelas, expulsa de mí los maleficios, la magia negra. El Ogro de Las Tinieblas. La Luz Extinguido. El Insecto. Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica. Todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia. La enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica. Destruye al Monstruo. A La Creatura. Quema este mal en el Infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí, ni a ningún ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente en nombre de Jesucristo salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a todas las presencias del Goblino, que me abandonen inmediatamente, que me abandonen definivamente y que se vayan al Infierno eterno. El Chupa-Chupacabras no puede triunfar. El Monstruo. El Abominación debe morir. Encadenado por San Miguel Arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado por el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada. Aleja a la aberración genética. Al Ogro del Norte. El alienigina.

cope

Cope harder manlet

Keanu Reeves or Gael Garcia Bernal.

I don't speak housekeeper

Deep voice and tall, strong build. He looks like he could provide for his offspring.

Exactly this. Based gyno goblin has made it against all odds. He can do anything.

>Is it the voice?
He's ugly as fuck but a competent actor with very little ego. Presence counts for a lot. Also, great voice.

Idris Elba

This post was almost certainly written by a woman and it made me feel weird too

Parker from gold rush

Stop giving trannies attention.

Pink Floyd biopic when?

White
>Ethnicity: English, one eighth Dutch/Frisian, German, Irish, Scottish, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, more distant Welsh, remote Swedish

Trannies are, by nature obsessed with sex, even more than regular guys. They show how actually inept in being intimate and romantic they are when they try to act cute and innocent with their paper thin uwus and cuddles.