>substitutes lack of a tangible story with ‘cool new lightsaber’
>people actually eat it up
I want to die
Substitutes lack of a tangible story with ‘cool new lightsaber’
Evan Jenkins
Leo Richardson
that's right jay
Adam Rivera
Jay?
Landon Moore
>people actually eat it up
I don't think this is true anymore.
Brody Fisher
That's right, Jay.
Jeremiah Perry
>I want to die
why do you still CARE?
Levi Phillips
Welcome to 1999
Colton Anderson
>Pew Pew Pew
>sWWWWWIIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHR
>VRRRRRRMMMMM
>EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRR
>PEWWWWW PEWWW
>All Wings Report In
>PEWWWW PEWWW
Robert Barnes
It really looks like a shit. Is it really that hard to find writers capable to write a good Star Wars story? Even fanfictions can't be worse.
Jaxon Hill
this is what I dont get. How hard can it be to hire competent writers? Its not rocket science.
Jose Rodriguez
It's not quite cartoon helicopter light saber bad but it's close
Colton Anderson
I miss when trailers tried to hook you in with more than just pretty shots and "badassery."
The most cringe thing is the trailer constantly throwing out those one liners trying to hype us up for a character who has no flaws and will without doubt succeed.
Evan Cook
>STAR WARS!
Josiah Miller
no one eat it up but kids who weren't alive 12 years ago
Josiah Hall
OK Mike, I wanna feel you now inside of me
Lucas Edwards
>I want to die
What's stopping you?
Caleb Morgan
my boyfriend
Henry Barnes
That's right Susan.
Evan Fisher
Kids don't care, only soibois give a shit about SW.
Isaac Rogers
Stay alive for him, until you learn to live for yourself.
Kevin Lopez
Liam Torres
i can't believe reddit shat itself over this
Isaiah Mitchell
>One minute of footage from an action movie
>Muh story
Once again OP fagging it up
Tyler Clark
After having Holdo smash through the right wing of the Supremacy they had to come up with another not so subtle way to stick it to the patriarchy.