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What did she see in him?
Owen Cruz
Leo Barnes
Rowling had a weird fetish for the Weasleys.
Evan Powell
Hermione is a lot different in the movies, and so is her relationship with Harry. In the books, Hermione is kind of an annoying, somewhat bitchy know-it all who has lots of character flaws the movies glossed over. She also has absolutely no chemistry with Harry. The two of them almost never talk (or even hang out) when the plot doesn't require it, and most of her and Harry's conversations are about exposition and Ron. She was way more chemistry with Ron, and Harry has way more chemistry with Ginny. People just don't want to see that because they let the movies, and their own hopes for the characters, get in the way.
Jayden Baker
i imagine half the length of his dick is excess foreskin
Caleb Campbell
She felt that she wasn't pretty enough for Harry
Cooper Stewart
You can blame the author 100% for this as she didn't want to go with Harry/Hermione as it made too much sense.
Ron went on to work in a joke shop as he was a joke character. Ginny became a beater for a feminist team.
Meanwhile, Harry and Hermione got proper jobs and supported their respective families.
Jordan Turner
He'll take the lot
Luis Russell
A main character who wasn't Harry Potter.
It was literally because JK Rowling backed out on Harry and Hermione because it would be too predictable. That's why Harry goes from not giving two shits about Ginny for several books to "Wow, Ginny Weasley looks like THAT?" in mere moments.
Blake Watson
Relationships like that happen quite a lot in real life. My cousin who is 9/10 at least - many of you would give her 10/10 is in a relationship with a guy that looks even worse than Ron. Why? Because outside of being unattractive, he's like the best human being you could imagine. And i also remember similar situations from school.
Matthew Williams
Love shadman's drawings of her balls
Cum to it once a week!
Dylan Perez
Ginger monster cock
Elijah Fisher
Did you fuck your cousin?
Landon Lewis
If Hermione ended up with Harry there would literally be no reason to have Ron appear in the story.
Justin Diaz
>Harry has way more chemistry with Ginny
I unironically liked the HP books but Harry's relationship with Ginny was just a one sided schoolgirl crush from her in one book and then turning her into Cho 2.0. four books later as yet another super hot unavailable girl that Harry is obsessed with
Jason Adams
sadly, no. But i fapped to her photos at least 50 times.
Sebastian Jenkins
Nothing
Rowling literally forced her on Ron, and Ginny was a self insert so she wanted her with the MC
Alexander Ward
i really felt his attraction to Ginny came out of nowhere. Like he didn't like her being BLACKED by Dean or something.
Cameron Evans
Blur her face on paint and post a bikini pic of her.
Kevin Cruz
Hermoine is a magical SJW. So she likes poorfags and it gets her wet to virtue signal that she gives a poorfag pussy. Plus, shes supposed to be an unapproachable borderline bitch who's also an overstudying-never-going-out muggle born and not extremely conventionally attractive. She also trauma bonded with Ron and Harry throughout their many adventures, but knows Harry is out of her league and has demonstrated clear interest in other women, never looking her way.
Matthew Cooper
You'd assume that in a world where magicians live in cooperation with the government there would be high IQ selective breeding/pairings. But what did I expect from the dullest franchise ever. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. Noone wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"Deh!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He wasnt being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Wyatt Martinez
i don't do that kind of shit, pal
Austin Morales
>That's why Harry goes from not giving two shits about Ginny for several books to "Wow, Ginny Weasley looks like THAT?" in mere moments.
This happens to teenage boys all the time.
Noah Green
A nice guy she can rely on for support when little Jamal comes out into the sun.
Carson Allen
Dubs and you die in your sleep.
Nicholas Perry
Oh, come on. Sharing is caring.
Colton Sanchez
>This happens to teenage boys all the time.
Nice try Rowling.
Justin Baker
Rowling didn't want to go Harry/Hermine because who fucking knows, lady change idea every 6 seconds like a goldfish
Samuel Bailey
This. Hermoine in our world would be a bitchy black independent academic superstar woman from a bad area who talks about animal rights and about following the law who's attractiveness is a 6/10, 7.5/10 when she goes all out.
That's not who Chad likes to fuck. Ron would be an academic burnout Stoner from a family legacy that's been rundown, a could-have-been Brad, but who's loyal, funny sweet athlete from a good neighborhood and family as well as is best friends with a Chad.
Brayden Nelson
In elementary or high school, you never came back from summer vacation and all of a sudden that girl you never noticed suddenly had huge knockers?
Ayden King
I'm so glad this meme is dying and we can actually discuss Harry Potter. The question now is when will sneed die.
Elijah Morris
>JK Rowling backed out on Harry and Hermione because it would be too predictable.
It always felt like she never considered it because otherwise Ron would be left out as an useless third wheel
Kayden Jones
Well that was really gross to read.
>virtue signal that she gives
>a magical SJW.
>gives a poorfag pussy
>unapproachable borderline bitch
>born and not extremely conventionally attractive
>knows Harry is out of her league
If this isn't incel dog whistling, I don't know what is. It's like pot calling the kettle a faggot, well done.
Anthony Baker
Harry isn't a Chad despite his Chad and Stacey genes
Nathaniel Hernandez
>Harry is out of her league and has demonstrated clear interest in other women
Harry has awful tastes in girls, while Ron fell for Fleur and Hermione, he was into a chink and the ginger sister.
yikes
Jace Kelly
How were you not able to discuss it before? That copypasta is infinity less invasive than sneedposting. You can easily talk around it, and there are HP threads that hit the bump limit all the time.
James Hernandez
>In elementary or high school, you never came back from summer vacation and all of a sudden that girl you never noticed suddenly had huge knockers?
Of course but you're forgetting that would mean, Rowling had an actual plan for her characters. Ginny wasn't meant fior, Harry untill the last moment. Which is why everyone uses the `Potion` excuse as that shit makes sense.
Hermione acted weird that book, and we know, Harry had a monster in his chest. Harry even mentions that their relationship is like out of some elses life. Ginny then states that hes going after, Voldemort; which is why she likes him so much.
Cooper Price
Not that user, but why do you say that? He seems like a Chad to me. We just get to see Chad's insecurity more than IRL since we get third party
He's a star athlete, fucking famous, good at fighting/dueling, rich, a leader and girls like him enough to try and magical roofie him and squee and shit
Angel Lee
Harry picked the cute ginger so i guess other jitch had to be with someone that wasn't the main character
Jack Hall
Sure, but teenage boys also don't typically marry their second-ever girlfriend when most of their interactions are just sheepishly saying hi to each other. Ginny has the personality of a fleshlight and nothing Harry says or does adds anything to the list of reasons he would be attracted to her.
Isaiah Rivera
Didn't she as a ripe 15 year old bang one of the absolute biggest giga-chads in the entire wizarding world during Goblet of Fire?
Colton Brown
> I have no arguments so I will call you an incel
Sorry I wrecked your "waifu" buddy. Next time, choose someone better.
Jacob Brooks
Yeah, but when girls interact with him he gets all embarrassed and his face flushes, what a loser. When I was first figuring out this shit i knew what the right thing to do was in every situation while supporting a 12 inch erection, so you know almost but not quite chad.
Eli Wood
You were so close, but you fucked up the opening
>no "dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises"
Colton Bailey
>we can actually discuss Harry Potter.
Imagine being the type who wants to "discuss" fucking Harry Potter.
David Martinez
Cedric is a Chad, Harry doens't have Chad looks, no matter how rich and famous he's he could only attract gold diggers.
Jonathan Fisher
Except ron and his family teaches harry bout wizarding shit. His big family gives harry some cool shit to do over the summer. Also ron is like the sidekick which makes harry look better
Daniel Parker
cringe faggot
Austin Anderson
Why imagine. 90 percent of millennial are literally that.Sorry you're too cool to have fun, Hufflepuff paste eater.
Joseph Howard
Fair enough bros. I hate Harry anyway, so I'll easily concede.
Who /Slytherin/ here?
Ian Peterson
HP is a story for ugly girls, so a pretty girl has to end up with a loser and an ugly girl has to end up with the hero. That's just how it is.
Anthony Collins
In most of the books like half of the school pretty much hates his guts.
He's popular and skilled, sure. But he has no real looks or confidence, and the latter two is the traits that actually makes you a chad.
Cameron Wood
6 BULLETS FOR SLYTHERIN!
Justin Miller
>Slytherin
I'm a drumpf supporter, so me.
Carson Williams
NO AHHHHH HELP ME HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED!!!!!!
Matthew Mitchell
the "No!" is literally the funniest part of the pasta and you fucked it up
Lucas Hernandez
>no confidence
>7 books of charging head first into outrageous shenanigans
Yeah okay.
David Bailey
I mean when it comes to women and social situations obviously.
Sebastian Williams
Because it did come out of nowhere, the books had established very early that ginny had a fangirl crush on harry, but harry never even noticed her as a girl until rowling realized she had no love intrest for harry and changed that in about one chapter where she mad ginny the school slut and harry a desperate cuck who was madly in love with her.
For example harry had a lot more interaction&chemistry with luna in the books then ginny and it would have made more sense for her to become the love intrest then ginny.
Eli Gomez
Sure thing, reddit spacing virgin. Nice wreck.
Dylan Murphy
t. reddit
John Hall
> I have no arguments so let me call you reddit for aiming for more clear text
I have NEVER been to reddit unless linked to it on this site. I can't say the same for you. Obviously if you can identify even the spacing, you're a regular, so why don't you fucking go back there or actually put forward an argument? What's wrong, scared Potter?
Carson Kelly
Harry wanted a ginger because mommy issues
t. Rowling
Jaxon Wood
>reddit the seething
I honestly didn't think it was going to be this easy. Was it the virgin or the reddit that set you off? My guess it was reddit since we're currently talking about that.
Chase Ross
>For example harry had a lot more interaction&chemistry with luna in the books then ginny and it would have made more sense for her to become the love intrest then ginny.
Ah, of course. A shipper. Did you write a fanfic about your ship, or just read the ones already there?
Zachary Clark
He's a numale or a roastie. Remember: Women and failed men like you appreciate Harry Potter for two distinct reasons:
1. Its aesthetics are reminiscent of peak white culture (therefore peak world culture), in that it is a boarding school setting therefore the kids must either have wealthy parents, or, in this case, some unique disposition (magical abilities) which sets them apart from "le other [girls / proles / muggles). The setting itself is absolutely peak white culture, in a cold rural setting within an ancient castle, whose professor speak in RP accents etc. Consider that both Emma Watson and (((Daniel Radcliffe))) were both privately educated at similar IRL schools, and therefore fit their respective roles perfectly (with state-schooled Rupert fitting his role as the Oliver-esque poorfag). It's life on easymode essentially, with no worries about money throughout ones childhood or adolescent, and a guaranteed job at the end. Balls, gowns, ancient portraits, all make for the upper class environment girls love because it affords them a sense of superiority and distinction from their peers (plus a choice of equally upper class guys).
2. The fighting in Harry Potter is not done by hands or traditional weaponry, something very unique in fiction. Even Star Wars has lightsabers and laser guns, both advanced versions of swords and rifles (masculine). Instead Hermione can use her nerdiness to battle her enemies (using her academic knowledge and bookishness) and even if she is forced into combat, it isn't as if she has to adopt the nu-feminist idea that "gurls are just as strong as boys hehe!" as seen in many modern movies where some "badass" dyke karate kills ten guys twice her size. Instead she can muster all her repressed energy (which is abundant in nerdy girls) and use it to create a force which shoots from her wand (which satisfies her penis envy) to overwhelm the inner force of her enemies.
It's the ideal low IQ female-friendly story.
Samuel Brown
Femdraco shipping is stupid, but luna shipping is just common sense.
Everything is better then pairing harry with the school bike.
Daniel Jackson
Sorry pal, you're BTFO already. No arguments, no defense, no denial. RIP.
Justin Allen
I think mommy is the one with issues
Grayson Russell
Woah, so this is what a redpill looks like
Lincoln Evans
Someone post the mommy fucking JK copypasta
Nicholas Kelly
Cool, I think I'll get this thread framed for my cuck dungeon. Are you finished throwing your temper tantrum, incel reddit?
John Johnson
>shipping is just common sense.
Asher Taylor
faggot
Charles Cook
Harry Potter is for fags and cat lady's.
Levi Russell
Cool 2005 stereotype. All those fags are grown up and have jobs now and the cat ladies are dead.
Oliver Anderson
All those fags are dead in their closets and those cat ladies are dead from neglect and their cats are eating their corpses.
Dominic Morris
Way to expand on the metaphor, you really added a lot to the picture.
Cooper Sanchez
BGD
Gavin Adams
>Catch 22
>low tier
Come on, this is supposed to be bait and you're throwing it all away before it even gets to the bait part.
John White
Ok fine
Chase White
Don't believe Rowling had any idea of what she was writing.
Jose Sullivan
really simple harry is a manlet
Jack Cooper
>really simple harry is a manlet
Not in the books he ain't.
Gabriel Ramirez
Girls have much lower self esteem then you would think.
Bentley Evans
>then
Brandon Richardson
They had absolutely zero chemistry in the movies.
Cameron Rivera
Big fat ginger cock, seriously 9/10 gingers have a big fat cock
Anthony Reed
Ron calls him a midget with glasses in one of their Divination classes
Dominic Bailey
This was shortly after his family won the lottery and became rich. Really makes you think.
Xavier Bennett
>Ron calls him a midget with glasses in one of their Divination classes
Yeah but by book six him and Ron tower above, Hermione.
Thomas Morales
no she wanted to subvert the cliche of main male protagonist falling in love with main female protagonist and she even said that she regrets pairing Ron with Hermione
Alexander White
Book Ron is a skinny lanklet
Bentley Hall
Nice try. Dubs and you die in your sleep
Hudson Murphy
based auschwitz cousin
Robert Jones
How is that even still a cliché after Star Wars?
Henry Martinez
ron had courage...chicks dig courage
Dominic Sanchez
looking at this webm is just so overwhelmingly depressing
William Morgan
DON'T POST THE EDIT
Benjamin Price
In the books it makes a lot more sense. Ron is a lot less annoying and pathetic. Hermione isn't as hot in the books. She is pretty enough supposedly but she isn't as cute as the actress.
Charles Perez
William Powell
wtf i love atheism now