>Mick Schumacher races without scoring a single point: 27 (26 starts)
>News Mick wants to know what Vettel thinks about the crash Bin8 nervously acknowledges Ferrari is behind in the development race Are Edd ratings are up and are more retarded than ever W*lff does not exclude doing back to 'much slower' old spec
Reminder that 8bins brought a low DF rear wing to Miami but got scared of tyre deg and removed it. Ended up with worse tyre deg and worse top speed anyways
Aaron Price
>>Mick Schumacher races without scoring a single point: kek
> W*lff does not exclude doing back to 'much slower' old spec Holy KWAB > Reminder that 8bins brought a low DF rear wing to Miami but got scared of tyre deg and removed it. Holy KWABer
>Hey Lewis, you wanna pit for fresh tyres under the safety car? >Nah fuck that, I'll lose track position and I cannot overtake for shit >Yeah good call Lewis >Wait, didn't George just pit for fresh tyres? Won't he just breeze past me on the restart >Yep, seems like it
Ryder Lee
James Vowles & the strategy team are costing Lewis
I was just watching the race back and specifically the safety car period to try to understand why they didn't box Lewis. I really believe they could have pitted him AND come out ahead of Russell under the SC, they had a 14 second buffer as Lewis was passing the pit entry, pit time loss was 16s under VSC so it would have been lower under a full SC. Perez had a similar gap to Bottas when he boxed under SC and he still came out ahead.
James Vowles came on the radio seconds before the pit entry to advise him to stay out but also told him to make a decision? If it was any other driver behind Lewis they would have 100% pushed Lewis to box instead of advising him to do otherwise and asking him to do their own job! Vowles gambled on a confused Lewis making a split second decision to stay out because they don't want Russell & Lewis battling on track for P5 & P6 and it's costing Lewis. The same thing happened in Melbourne, the engine temps was just a convenient excuse to hold position, Lewis knew it was a team order hence "you're putting me in a difficult position" radio message.
I think it’s pretty clear they wanted to prioritise Russell as he went long was was ahead of Lewis since he didn’t pit.
Usually Merc have a rule that the driver ahead (true position) gets priority. Unfortunately they broke their own rule to prioritise George to pit him first. For fairness, they should have double stacked, putting GR first and Lewis right behind him in the same lap.
They knew pitting just George and leaving out Lewis would result in GR overtaking Lewis with fresh tyres. That’s why they asked Lewis what he wanted to do a la strategy, knowing he will lose position. This just put Lewis in an impossible position.
This is really unfortunate by Merc given Lewis has been carrying more weight in past races doing all the testing and using weird setups to understand the car better. Looks like the priorities in the team are changing.
Zachary Howard
Gimi
Cameron White
POST-MIAMI GP WAG UPDATE: Vice, Sin, and Debauchery in Miami Edition >sponsored by Kym the Coomer Illman's Pervcam (seriously... how has he not been cancelled yet?)
Bought a fleshlight it was proper shit, total waste of money
Ryder Wilson
Is tumblr art meant to somehow "own" us and put us in our place? Or is he just posting them to fill out the image cap?
Nathaniel Parker
UPDATE #1: Pretty much every WAG other than the Ferrari pair's girlfriends made the trip over to Miami. Here's JORJ with Carmen Montero Mundt, who despite her name is not a Mun(d)ter IMHO
-grandstand and tv camera positioning is an afterthought -proper use of natural elevation changes -flow -memorable corner sequences with original elements
Joshua Hill
Make up your own fucking mind. This bitch has none of the ruthlessness of his dad. Sad!
UPDATE #2: Albono's Chinese girlfriend (who talks like an American because she spends most of her time golfing in the US) keeps staring at him like he's the most impressive man in human history. >what's it like to achieve this kind of influence over a lady, in your experience, /f1/?
Blake Wilson
try again la
Nolan Stewart
You need to take a hill and build the circuit over it, the rest will come natural.
Hunter Peterson
George Russell perfectly encapsulates the spirit of the seafaring imperial anglo back in the day -- conniving, well-spoken, cerebral Reminds you which group of people in the UK went out to make half the world their bitch (definitely not Ham's people)
>seriously... how has he not been cancelled yet People need to know you exist to cancel you.
Daniel Brown
*forgot pic, so let's try again - UPDATE #2: Albono's Chinese girlfriend (who talks like an American because she spends most of her time golfing in the US) keeps staring at him like he's the most impressive man in human history. >what's it like to achieve this kind of influence over a lady, in your experience, /f1/?
It's another episode of "it's lewis against the world"
Justin Turner
Doesn't he have a son?
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Oh no..
Wyatt Ward
UPDATE #3: Alonso's banging the host of Austrian TV's F1 coverage. Good for him.
Q for Austrian's ITT/Josef Fritzl. Did the Servus TV team make any implicit or explicit acknowledgement of Alonso being the lead presenter's other half?
You have to be ruthless, or fast enough so that it doesn't matter - which he isn't.
John Harris
Here’s the actual script >kino Max vs Chuck fight all the way until summer break >after summer break, Mercedes comes back with a vengeance >Max and Chuck bog each other down following the resurrection of the Great Satan >Al Hamil takes the lead in the drivers championship (they sabotaged there jorj) but Max and Charles hang close behind >Hamilton in the lead by Yabba Dabby followed by Max, then Charles >Charles gives Max a tow in Q3 and ruins his own qualifying just to give Max a shot at p1 >he gets it and wins the race >Hamilton succumbs to mental fatigue and is never seen again
UPDATE #4: The race winner with his girlfriend, who is also a mum, and his mum, who I assume is also someone's girlfriend after she divorced Jos and moved on with her life.
