This man is living the dream...

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>smoking hot girl
Where?

She's the homeliest girl on earth you delusional chucklefuck

>smoking hot

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>She's the kind of girl they use in movies as the nerdy type that gets a makeover and looks great.

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>She is attractive.
jesus christ you are the emperor of all virgins

Is he though? Forced to pretend to cry just for views. As for me, I am truly content. Especially when posting Sneed and Mask memes.

nah theyre both equally homely what delusional legbeard wrote this shit

Lel.

>a smoking hot girl

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Bruh she's like Karen Pence but worse

>Autist amerimutt, coping with his mental illnesses while marrying his caretaker.
He must be a jew

>living the dream

Ah yes, being the laughing stock of the entire web, what bliss.

Pretty good

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I refuse to believe this man’s emotions are genuine. Getting this invested in fiction is not healthy for you. If he is genuine in his reactions, then he’s definitely on meds

He is beyond you and your hatred. It doesn't affect him. How does it feel that Eric Butts are happier and more intelligent than you?

Why doesn't he remove the fucking mole?
It costs next to nothing with laser (around 30€ over here) and doesn't even leave a scar the way his mole looks

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Defending an autist on an anime image board, you must be living the dream.

Forced? He's like a millionaire or something close.

I can't believe people are dumb enough to buy lootcrates

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Man, I wouldn't want to live in your part of the world if these are the kind of women you find attractive.

Ugly people settle down for each other, secretly wishing they were more attractive so they could get a superior partner. Too bad they can't, so they resort to coping.

I want to fuck Mary while Eric and Mike react.

Please get some steroid cream for that open sore on your face

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I bet all of you are more addicted to physical pleasures than this great man.

The soi smile says otherwise

Perhaps I've just given up on standards, but she looks fine.

What is his real daytime job?

>hardoned
>LOL

>cigs
>weed
>alcohol
>rick and morty
Jesus fucking Christ what happened to men?

Except 75% of those things have been consumed regularly by men for centuries.

both pictures she is full of the moat absolute shame. she knows her man is a joke.

and she is too good to him because the putrid carcass of a roadkill full of maggots and fly eggs is too good for him.

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Is anyone jealous of how excited he gets over dumb shit?
I've been dead inside for years. I can barely work up a basic interest in anything, and here this guy is thinking every dumb piece of media is the hottest shit since sliced bread, like a cat getting excited over a piece of string.

>pure sadness from wasting away his life watching trivial nonsense but too stupid to realize it’s detrimental
>an arrogant stupid ugly wife to join him
>pure sadness and stupidity
made some changes, the original had some errors in it

looks like a birth mark not a mole

She looks like penguin. Listen I know there is someone for everyone but she is simply not attractive by any stretch of the imagination.

>smoking hot

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>smoking hot girl
>"pure happiness" is overracting and fake crying on camera for the views

wew lad, how fucking dumb are you?

meanwhile /ourguy/ jamesyouniverse is LITERALLY uncucking and unsoiing himself

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Stay mad fag, our boy is thriving

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nice bait

I love John Oliver, he says, welcome, welcome, welcome...that's what he says.

Generally the lower your IQ, the more enjoyment you get out of life simply by being blissfully unaware

Who gives a fucking shit what we do?
I'm still gonna listen to Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus music, Drink coca cola and enjoy playing video games like Call of Duty
I enjoy things, problem Yea Forums ?

Being a depressed doomer doesnt make you smart

As Cypher once proclaimed: "Ignorance is bliss."

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...

Pretty sure that's his sister, they look exactly the same around the eyes

No, being smart makes you depressed. Work on your reading comprehension.

This
Although she is still way out of his league

How can one man look so much like a hamster?

>Marrying a woman

Yea Forums virgins and homos confirmed below him.

this poster is everything wrong with Yea Forums
holy fuck

Faggot mods

>no glasses
>thousand yard stare of virginity
Yeah, he looks like an incel now. Congrats to james!

You've seen nothing. Go take a look at Yea Forums.
They let blacked webms stay around for dozens of minutes for example.

>Go take a look at Yea Forums
That's my home board. I'm here because I'm taking a break right now, it's become unbearable.

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What happened to Yea Forums you guys seemed so happy in 2009
What changed

Same. With the difference that it WAS my homeboard. Not anymore.
When I want to talk about video games I like, I go to /vg/. There anons are usually very helpful and you can discuss vidya for a change. And there are almost no tripfags there and you still have that board/gaming culture that the clusterfuck that is Yea Forums lacks atm.

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Kek

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Same here user, Yea Forums has like 20 IQ points ore on average imo, and the memes are way better.

Let alone the
>smoking hot
Part, what the fuck is this
>”Pure happiness while watching his favourite movies and tv shows and a smoking hot girl to join in and bond together over them”

Since when did a completely unexplained and meaningless existence pass for success? That’s like saying someone is successful because they stuff their face 24/7 and are happy as a fatass 800lb slob
The worthy life may not be the happiest, but it will be the most true and ultimately most joyous

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Music theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=69W49QHN2tM

No he’s not. He’s a pantomiming ape trying to trick other morons into buying kid shit. He’s a Judas goat.

I think he's even shittier now that I've seen what his woman looks like