/heem/

Thanks to which ever heemster just shilled it. I like the poetry slam vibe with the bass line and bongo drums.

>misogyny
>sexual objectification
>homophobia
>transphobia
great start to the thread about mixed martial arts

Ride through the city like Brendan Schaub
I'm on a mission to get it all
Ride through the city like Brendan Schaub
If you ain't thiccc please don't get involved

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Rena kubota vs Loureda when ?
Also colby fucked angie varona and loureda !!!

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>misogyny
>sexual objectification
>homophobia
>transphobia
great start to the thread about mixed martia-
*Heems you*

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Hey OP, they didn't tell you?

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idk how many times i have to tell you fags /heem/ is not an mma general

no grooming?

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*slips the heem and heems you stiff*

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*heems u*

They're fucking weird b. I had a tranny in a mobile cart ask me if I could get "her" lemons and I got her some then walked away before "she" could even finish thanking me.

I love how Louredas asshole zone is so brown

What? What is a mobile cart? And what was the context of this situation?

Where are all the webms of this fraud getting knocked out cold?

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Transphobia unironically pisses me off. My sister Antonina is trans.

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Post your walkout song
vocaroo.com/15kYfZlClfKH

Also BIG MMA NEWS
loureda started her career in wwe and hollywod.
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I'm relieved they finally let baggflip bounce. Last few episodes of him was bryan just smooching his pickle. Made me want to barf. The guy gets on these podcasts and whines about his upbringing and cheerleading and punk music. Needs to shut his boring ass up about himself.

Ryback would beat the shit out of everyone in every promotion under Vale Tudo rules.

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lost in the shift

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>Post your walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY

He also let his dog boil to death in the Arizona sun

i like how rose has two ears and her full nose its really sexy.

(in case you didnt realize, the joke here is that most women have brown asshole areas and my sarcastic reply indicates that i admire rose for having normal features in the same way as user admires a woman for having a normal asshole)

I was grocery shopping and this tranny rolled up on me in the produce section in those scooters ppl use in stores. Then asked if I could bag them some lemons since they couldn't reach it.

IS RENA KUBOTA BACK ?

I don't understand japanese...
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you bumping boys b?

Wait what the fuck? What is this? Tony literally won last night. This never happened.

youtu.be/zXE5975hbPw

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no shes got alot of brown skin down there b

She cute?

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She's back to licking Ngannou's sweaty balls.

they're called mobility scooters you retard

*illuminates you*
Nothing personel, kid.

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>post your walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=PhsYWUz0fw0

Aw dang, for real? That's aggressive.

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White women have pink assholes.

>That's aggressive.
no it's not

tony should die in the ring

i dont get it. am i supposed to understand japanese? i am here to translate for you? am here in this thread to make your life easier? is that what youre really implying?

lights on
nobody home

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next fight most likely

Baggflip is based
youtu.be/d29wdUuvX50

I feel so bad for Tony. How could that cuck do this to us?

Holy shit he looks like chalk

GOD BLESS
SEE YOU AT THE TOP

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Why is all rap produced in the last decade the same?
>HIPPY DIPPY SCRIPPY ON MY FLIPPY WENT VIRAL
>NIBBY TIBBY DIBBY HEP MY SHIVVY IN VINYL

>i dont get it. am i supposed to understand japanese? i
I don't get it. Why are you so butthurt ?

In brave mma ? Thanks my man.

huh?

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referer look Sad

ANWAY TIME TO BAN WMMA AFTER THE ROSE BORING FIGHT

Rate upcoming title fights on how entertaining the fight will be

>Post your walkout song
youtu.be/HnSfYfwDOjk

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Rose's fight was so boring Gaethje took a NAP HAHAHAHAHAHA

Deathgrips
I mean hes as dark as a chalkboard

cant do that

>Why does rap have rhymes??

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He's a fucking dweeb and is always out of the loop.
>uh who is that I don't own a tv
Woah bro he did cheerleading over 10+ year ago! He needs to grow up. He's boring as shit.

>dark as chalk
next schaubism got leaked

Fucking beautiful Tony

Michael Chandler will burn in hell.

i can't believe you faggots actually consume schaub's content

nasty cubana thot

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oh nononono tonybros... I don't like that

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Tony shouldn't have played

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Tonybros...
It's not fucking fair.

>he looks like chalk

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chandler got a lucky win

your mom consumes my cum

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He's going to hell.

seemed like gaythje wasnt expecting that from charle

Conor’s a fag for this one

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Talia will nap Shev, and Glover will lose to Jiri in a very entertaining way

At least he looked good and won a round. But how many of these consecutive beatings can a man reasonably take?

Poony "0-4" Pooguson

what kills me is there's hardly music behind it anymore. its just percussion

It's unfair that chandler can roid all he wants but usada stations a man in tonys walls to constntly monitor him

schaubs haters are as gay as the fanboys
two sides of the same faggots
he should be irrelevant

Whats your record?

Tony...it's not fucking fair...

Jiri-Glover 9/10
Valentina-Santos 6/10
Izzy-Qanonnier 3/10
Holloway-Max 4/10

undefeated

none of us would get along if we met in real life...

Tiny Asian dick - 12

idk if ive ever seen someone go stiff as long as tony did here. they must have turned him over like that at least 15 seconds after he was KOd

Colby know what is good.

tiktok.com/@angievaronaofficial

Honestly I’ve never been as shocked from a ko as I was from Tony’s. He won the standup, got taken down but cut chandler up from the bottom, and decisively won the round. Just to get flash ko’d in 16 seconds. Literally was speechless after that, usually a ko gets an “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH” but not that one. Think I’m taking a break till July 2nd since all the next cards until then are shit

Tony could have started mad shit talking Conor and get a fight with him that Tony could have won.
But he flew too close to the Sun.
He asked for too much.

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>decisively won the round
Gonna stop you there kiddo

Trained at ATT today and I saw Dustin there but he looked off. He was pale as a ghost and had this look on his face of sheer terror and he was walking strange. I tried to stop him to say what's up and tell him how big a fan I was but he didn't hear me and walked past. When I walked inside everyone was standing around talking about how someone left I huge bloody log of shit in the toilet of the women's locker room. Weird day.

How many adopted black children can Chandler afford now after that victory?

>Jiri-Glover 9/10
Glover is going to lay and pray r1 and strangle a gassed Jiri in r2.
>Valentina-Santos 6/10
i heckin call her valentina!!
>Israel vs Cannonier
Good fight will most likely be a tko
>Holloway vs Volk
good technical fight

r/MMA

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I want her to KO me

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He won on every scorecard.

>2 knockdowns
Even the judges unanimously gave him the round

I can unironically get along with any man, woman, or animal

let's go tony

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he was more limp than stiff desu, askren was stiff

Beaners can't fight

to the morgue

[Chorus: LV]
Been spendin' most their Schaubs livin' in the Scaubsta's paradise
Been spendin' most their Schaubs livin' in the Schaubsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our Schaubs livin' in the Schaubsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our Schaubs livin' in the Schaubsta's paradise

[Verse 2: Coolio]
Look at the Schaub they got me Schaubin'
I can't live a normal Schaub, I was raised by the Schaub
So I gotta be down with the Schaub team
Too much Gringo Papi watchin' got me chasin' Schaubs
I'm a educated Schaub with Schaub on my mind
Got my Schaub in my hand and a Schaub in my eye
I'm a Schaubed out Schaubsta, set trippin' Schauber
And my homies is down so don't arouse my Schauber
Fool, death ain't nothin' but a Schaub beat away
I'm livin' life Schaub or Schaub, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I Schaub to see 24?
The way things is goin' I don't know

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Tony don't rape corpses.

Judges get it wrong a lot. An off balance 'knockdown' does not override 3 minutes of top control and GnP

he was both limp and stiff, if that makes sense. it was like his muscle and skin were stiffened but his joints were like gangling around, he was stiff but creaking. usually when a fighter gets heemed like that his body is completely immobile but tony was still loose. unadjusted. a fucking shame to see. fucking manlet piece of roiding shit

Tony was doing damage off his back. You don't know how to score fights.
>le top control
is a meme

Throw sand Tony!

I just realized that Gathje does not have a single good win
>Chandler acting like punching bag
>Flushed Toni
>Flushed cowboy
>James Vick
>Lucky punch on Edson
>A guy with one arm
He's shit

It was literally 2 mins and 30 secs with Tony defending from bottom.