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shitty petty agruing edition

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doyers

>mario and wario hoodies

The Mariners Will Rise Again

my phillies suck but I love them

cope and seethe anglels can't wait for you to choke in july

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LA: Cody Bellinger collects three hits in win Sunday
LA: Walker Buehler fans six in win over Cubs on Sunday
BAL: Bruce Zimmerman whiffs five in win over Royals
NYY: Giancarlo Stanton swats two-run homer vs. Rangers
NYM: Pete Alonso blasts two homers in win over Phillies
MIN: Carlos Correa (finger) unlikely to return Tuesday
HOU: Jake Odorizzi combines on one-hitter vs. Tigers
NYY: Gleyber Torres hits walk-off homer against Rangers
NYY: Gerrit Cole whiffs 10 in no-decision vs. Rangers
CHC: Cubs option Frank Schwindel to Triple-A Iowa

my metsies :)

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Ohtani

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They've never been particularly good but they've had some good players. I remember when Ken Griffey Jr. was on the Mariners. People were not going for anything other than to maybe see that guy bat.

Doyers

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doyers

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only 2 teams in MLB history have ever won 116 games in a regular season and the 2001 mariners are one of them

they haven't been back to the postseason since, but still

dipoto sucks balls

>Ichiro
>Winning a WS
user...
I'm so sorry for telling you this but...
Ichiro never won a ring.
You can thank the Memeners for that

Goodnight MetChads
and to all the philthies, anglels, cusbs, barves, tardinals, stankees, gnats, marlols, doyers and asstros fans: I hope you get bed bugs

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also forgot to say, the anglels are choking in july this year when ohtani gets injured. pic related aeries is when trout also gets hurt also

I hope for player's weekend Alonso's nickname is "Big Strong Guy"

Reminder: if you aren’t watching the Yankees or dodgers then you are watching a minor league game since they are so far ahead of everyone else in talent (3 standard deviations)

make the call, perry

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I can save her

yaz desu

shhhh
let the kids have their fun

Is it the dodkees year this year?

Is this nu though?

That's not a nice thing to wish on me! Fuck you pal.

I had just gotten back from drinking at dinner whatever.

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the major leagues should be a best of 162 games of yankees vs doyers, and all other teams should be relegated to their own lower level league where they belong. you can't call any other teams major league since these two teams are on such a higher level than everyone else that they may as well be triple a. its not worth their players getting injured facing shitters

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is there any division in the entirety of sports more boring than the NL West

NFC North

Reminder you probably have never taken a statistics course in your life and you probably don't even know what the bell curve is.

The Dodgers' team era (2.08) is 3 standard deviations lower than the league average, which is probably unprecedented in recent history. Yankees' is 2

based munky think

cubgers!

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don't give gay louis any ideas

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Bundesliga

every single piece of MLB content you watch is of the guys at work kek
every time i watch a baseball game i think to myself "these guys are at work right now"

when will the mlb step in and do something about the reds

I think the MLB should ban Ohio.

My proposal is this:
Away teams will play only 6 innings at bat while the Reds will retain the standard 9.
On the road games will be played as usual but juiced balls will be implemented for resd ABs

Jomboy exposed.
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cubdgers, I guess.

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>"baby pls, just one time. one time lick my gooch with whip cream spread on it."

Must have been a conflicting weekend.

Jomboy is a psychopath

for me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers

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I'm late but holy shit that angels game.

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Hey Denmark. I wish I caught the game. That last inning was wild.

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would go to Dodgers games and make hapa babies with

My pirates ):

mother of god

I love the teams energy

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How about those Mets

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>get off closing shift
>denmark still posting
You a NEET? Sounds like it would be comfy to be a NEET in Scandinavia

nah he's like any other normal person with a life who also happens to post retarded opinions and weeb/kpop shit in a baseball thread on Yea Forums nonstop through the early AM hours and beyond

I guess i would qualify as a neet.
It's probably more comfortable than most other countries. You also have free healthcare

Ended weekend with a win :)

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who's the most famous Danish athlete right now?

Angels are going the whole way this year.
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It's a good feeling.