Name the most manly movie you have ever seen

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My home movies

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No other movie even comes close. Even the chick is manly.

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have sex

Popeye

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this by a mile

Twilight

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Nothing comes close.

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commando

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Thank fuck someone said it. Nothing beats the refined masculinity of Conan. Yes, Predator and 300 are very manly, high machismo, but Conan stands above them philosophically as well as physically.

Commando, Predator, Robocop and Diehard provide all the manliness needed for any situation.

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funny i how i was just rewatching some childhood movies these days and i saw this the other day
yday i saw pic related and i'd say its much manlier

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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

Beowulf is s o y

What are they shooting at?

>based white men
>based black men
>based Latino
>based Nerd guy
>based Indian
>based Chinese
Goddammit, this movie is anti /pol/ and anti SJW at the same time, based as fuck

Master and Commander

God.

what for

Cunny

to kill it

>best Viking ever portrayed on the silver screen is czech
based

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Excellent taste.

master & commander my nigga

Why you got /pol/ on the brain, tranny?

why?

wanna kill god or would you rather kill time?

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The 13th Warrior.

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The Indian on the bridge was pretty manly desu.
Oh and Starship Troopers is also very manly.

>Literally fights the entire fucking ocean with his bare hands because he's Beowulf
I dunno that seems quite chad to me.

The Thing, 1982.

I have the VHS

Based Beowulf
youtube.com/watch?v=6b234Y5LvcM

low t

EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

Heat

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NOOOOO PITTU

> Beowulf is the personification of the "hero", where lust, pride, and greed are glorified
>ultimately proves to be the undoing of all men
>Beowulf redeems himself by committing a true act of love, willing the good of the other, and sacrificing his life.
>In so doing, he also acts out what may just be his truest and greatests feats of heroism

Remember him not as a king or a hero, lads. But as man, fallible and flawed.

but most importantly, kino

BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED

Based. Gave it a rewatch and is still swords n sandals manliness kino.

trash

>OMG MUSCLE BOUND MEN SHOOTING GUNS SO MANLY!!!!! HAHA THE 80s WERE SO EPIC!!!!

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was dumb how he fucked grendels mother

this or rambo 2008

Underrated post.
>all characters are male
>entire production crew was male
>themes that deeply resonate with male viewers

>one character was female
>due to pregnancy left the production, with character being changed into a man
can one woman be so based

She realized pure kino was being filmed and decided not to corrupt it.

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Who takes an MP5 into the jungle? What a bunch of amateurs

>all these try hard action or science fiction nerd movies starring steroid users

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Reminder there are no good period films

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Passion of Christ

Billy went out like a fuckin boss.
>This fuckhuge super advanced alien is hunting us as easily as I'd hunt rabbit
>I want to fight him with my knife

My only regret was that we didn't see the Predator carved the fuck up when taking Billy's head. As hard as he was he deserved to be able to wound it pretty heavily. At least more than Dillon tried to.

The Sound of Music

War hero captain has half a dozen children, marries a hot young virgin bride half his age, and tells Nazi Germany to fuck off when they come to recruit him. There is no man more manly than Cpt Von Trapp.

>Implying that much test in one place - one of which belonged to a youthful Kurt Russell - didn't spontaneously knock her up

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>Anti /pol/
/Pol/ is literally unironically a multiracial Utopia where all involved have United in a single goal. My friend, Predator is the story of /pol/ against the Great Enemy.

This movie deserved to do way better than it did. Unironically one of my favorite movies.

>Lo there do I see my father...
fuck do I love this movie

All that soi is affecting your brain.

Zulu

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This movie was so underrated

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yes

>watch movie
>enjoy the battle scenes
>look up how it went down IRL
>it was nothing like in the movie
The insincerity really killed Zulu for me

Gran Torino
>guns
>rape
>cars
>racist towards gooks and niggers
>most realistic manly bant in television
>western shootout
>based Clint

hear hear

also kino

EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS WANTING TO BE FUCKKED

This was awful

Based

>shitty cgi
>manly

Sorcerer

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Really?
Like what

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The Magnificent Seven (1960)

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Pathetic.

Came to post this but there are some other good choices in this thread too

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The Man Who would be King

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What movies do you consider manly?

>a cripple and a alcoholic uncle stop a killer Lycanthrope

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The Thing
no sluts great acting

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What about westerns aka capeshit but with guns?

>T.redditor fag with his nigger b8

300 no doubt about it

Paths of Glory
Gettysburg
Lone Wolf McQuade

Dirty Harry

checked

Probably The Last Jedi, it upset so many manchildren

second film is actually more manly