/nba/- One on One edition

Tsai gonna sell the team once KD and Kyrie leave

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what is so over-the-line with what this guy said? are people really upset he said "jackassery" on twitter lmao

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lmao thankfully my knick never gave a contract to those losers

Damn

did you like it?

thanks for the feedback

I'm not wearing underwear rn

>Kenny and Shaq singing take our black asses outta here

Because its badly written or is the plot fucked up. Also Maxey will never be that guy

Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning the Suns up 2-0 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought Chris Paul could last more than 2 games before choking like a bitch. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.

>blowing a 2-0 lead in the finals and getting reverse swept
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I think knuckle dragging

didn't care for it. I don't think ayn rand is a very good writer technically and the thesis of her book comes across better in nonfiction where it belongs

the only thing that makes it seem sort of like a dogwhistle is that he's a fox chud but either way calling people knuckle draggers is a general insult and i use it regardless of race

bros I need me a latina bad...

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Knuckle dragger is just a fancy term for a retarded ape. Yea he deserves the flame he’s getting

Chris Paul status???

what's with the long face

>bros I need me a [Suns] latina bad...

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eMVPiid

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Why are leafs this way?

book a flight to any famous brazilian beach you'll find plenty like this

Just give me a average looking white girl and we are good

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me too, my lawn is growing like crazy

wait is that actually it lol knuckle dragger just means a big buffoon like a caveman who drags his arms on the ground it's not racial at all

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Can this nigga take a shot without jumping into the defender?

every single time this guy takes a jumper you just know he is going to end up on the floor

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from where

Basically this
Did not got me engaged enough to finish it

certified nigger

heat and suns fans were so confident a moment ago

thats actually a relatively normal jumping motion and not even that exaggerated compared to what curry and booker does sometimes

they didn't call a foul so i don't see why you're crying

Knuckle dragging is inherently apelike. You shouldn't compare black people to apes and expect nobody to care.

Based shaw saying that you need men to accompany the women of your family for protection.

As a Latino who is now dating a QT midwestern blondie.

There is no comparison. Latinas are inferior.

theyre based indeed

based chuck not believing choke paul and his lying ass tweet

>mfw there is a conspiracy theory that Wikipedia is anti-Wizards
>look up any player and the picture will most likely be of him playing against the Bullets/Wizards

That's retarded. Grow up black people

Kek

imagine being this retarded. oh yeah? what makes them so inferior then?

they cannot

That’s a man

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>latinas are inferior
especially the males

KWABs

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welcome to the white gf havers club

we run /nba/

pottery

but apes don't drag their knuckles on the ground they walk on them
a knuckle dragger is a caveman
also all humans are apes

does my white gf count if I am also white

Can't see a single suns cockroach since this afternoon. I wonder why hahahahahahahah

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You're 5'6" 300 lbs, you don't run at all.

Except when he decided to bury the heat by himself with 3 minutes left

no, but you're not white so don't worry about it

No only imaginary gfs count

Low IQ
More inhibited in regards to sex
Eyes are not pretty
Heavy Gold Diggers
Likely rate of being operated (plastic surgery)

project much?

what's he thinking right now?

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>Eyes are not pretty
this is the big one. basically every race that isn't white has inferior eyes

>he can tell I'm Irish-American
damn I thought I was white passing, at least online

Based hue. Panama-Brazil relationship has always been great.

I am pissed the heat wasted two good nights of jimmy.

fucking pathetic

>but apes don't drag their knuckles on the ground they walk on them
It means that the ape is so dumb it walks with its hands dragging on the ground, it’s not just apes, gorillas, monkeys as well
>also all humans are apes
If someone called you an ape instead of human how would you feel?

absolutely bro im also a proud white man

i was actually joking bro there used to be a poster here with those stats, clisp4lyfe

I can smell a mick through the tubes

>what can I say next year that will allow me to sit on the bench and get paid?

>mav fans
>classy

pick one

I bench 315 and I can actually dunk so my opinion means more than all of yours and I say the bucks winning it all easily

>Low IQ
Sometimes but not all of them.
>More inhibited in regards to sex
This is a good thing.
>Eyes are not pretty
I disagree.
>Heavy Gold Diggers
I disagree, that's white women, they care about chasing trends and buying dumb shit whereas Latinas I know (that aren't ghetto/retarded) don't care that much.
>Likely rate of being operated (plastic surgery)
Only sometimes, and I'll add to that, that mentally ill Californians also use a bunch of products and shit all the time, so there's that.

I'm pisses that you still continute to live and breathe. Please do something about it. Thanks.

Didn't his older brother rape his little sister?

Warriors bros how do we respond???

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bro please tell us about your eurotrip

Hassan Whiteside

of course you do when you do a push up

I bench your fat mom and can dunk on a 12 foot rim
and I agree with you

lol someone needs to get a life

>I disagree
You disagree based on ignorance. I can tell based on experience. We are not the same.

wade_county aka dripping and stroking aka the most cucked tripfag went to a trip in europe and is refusing to sharing his experiences with us

Skip has been having an autistic tantrum about this for like 3 days now, fucking hell.

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>Drippin and Stroking
Do people still reply to this faggot?

>losing against Dallas
>twice
This semen slurping sport ain't for me.

poole didnt injure ja

Say something nice about him

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>It means that the ape is so dumb it walks with its hands dragging on the ground
what
this is not what it means at all lol it's a reference to those caveman comics where they walk with their shoulders forward where are you reading that it's about an ape being dumb?
also if someone called me an ape for acting like an ape i'd probably be mad but wouldn't really have a leg to stand on because i'd been acting like an ape

he is insanely mad about the dillon brooks suspension. I watched his podcast from a bit ago where he talks about how the show gets made and he insisted on it that none of his takes were ever insincere, but that really blows my mind after I saw him claim brooks "brushed" the back of gp2's head, like that was clearly not honest

He is an agent of chaos who adds flavor to games.

Heat in 7 idc. These losers are just lucky

Better than Tony Brothers and Joey Crawford or any female ref

>NOOOOOOOO YOUR BEST PLAYER CANT BE PLAYING IF MINE IS NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What causes this mentality? Is it microplastics in the blood? Estrogen-like chemicals in the water? GMOs in the food supply?

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i feel like i havent see tony brothers in a while is he still active?

HEATMUSE
@HEATmuse
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Jimmy Butler Just Had A 40 Point Game. His Team Has Let Him Down.

His last two games

- 36.5 PPG (73 Points)
- 60%
- 27.3% from 3

Miami Heat Starters

- 16 PPG (62 Points)
- 39%
- 20.6% from 3

Its Jimmy and Absolutely NO. ONE. ELSE

is it even possible to be an honourable player in the nba nowadays? you know, no flops, no foul hunting, no complaining, no showboating, no taunting, etc. Ya know, Timmy D style?

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cry about it, Dieter

>Steam room with EJ and Chuck

Is this based?

i can't believe there is a faggot here posting luka fancam pictures with a goat emoji and none of you faggots make fun of him. what happened to you

oladipo wasn't a complete bum

steph curry comes to mind. only thing he does is the showboating

we hate the suns more

he's always very kind to his bookies

>mavs redemption game to even 2-2
>sixers redemption game to even 2-2
>celtics......
I don't feel so good mr. silver....

you missed the one you were trying to get by like 5 posts

I wish basketball would be about the actual game instead of narratives. Phoenix kept switching the ball screens with Dinwiddie as the ball handler, so he was able to hunt Ayton. After the timeout, they took Ayton off and had a wing switch onto Dinwiddie, and he would cook them too, going left, either going to the basket or drive and kick on the weak side wing, then the corner. At one point, Phoenix went under, and Dinwiddie punished them with the 3. And yet again, he brings the ball up, and he just waits. What's he looking at? Then he calls Finney-Smith sets the screen, and as he's coming up, Ayton has to get out of the paint. That's what Dinwiddie was waiting for. He takes off before the defense can switch onto him, again going left, fakes, then finishes with the off hand. Dallas deserved to win this game. It's a shame officiating made it so that basketball doesn't even matter anymore.

I am sorry for trashtalking maxey and admit he and the sixers were just better. My heat :(

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you know what bro you're right

TL;DR

JJ Reddit and Drayboon are about to become the new shaq and chuck

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you should be shitting on spol and the roleplayers instead, what kind of italian are you?

>I wish basketball would be about the actual game instead of narratives.
because you're autistic. stories have always been the main draw of sports
no I did not read the rest of your post

hes not sentient. he aint doing it on purpose take no offense

Simple as

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what's kawaii's peak if he wasn't made of glass?

Wild how reliant on Herro the Heat are. I'd argue he's one of their two most important players. They will always get a good Jimmy or Bam game, but if you throw in a Herro game with one it's over. They beat anyone. I think he's the most gifted scorer on their team, and if he goes 4-12 they're gonna lose against these sixers.

Grayson Allen Dellavedova and Pachulia did worst shit than Poole

Why is everyone so mad at him??

Valancinuas or how you spell him is cool

why cant spo just stick to herro and duncan robinson this shit worked before man

who the fuck is marcos struss and gabriel vincent

god I fuckin hope not. draymond isn't bad - hell he might be better than shaq at least - but jj is unbelievably fucking boring. I swear to god he has a show and gets on espn only because he both looks and sounds exactly like the archetypal white sportscaster, he's not remotely enjoyable to listen to and he makes up for it by baiting controversy with no subtlety whatsoever. cannot stand the guy

What kind of cuck admits that its their own fault?

>“We’re being taught by one of the best point guards ever on the other side. That’s pretty cool.”

CHILDPORNSISTERS?!?!?!

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Muh undrafteds

>stories have always been the main draw of sports
They're often wrong, retarded, and just idiots on TV talking about whatever script their producer handed them. Just watch a drama show if you want narratives. People who just look at the score and box scores and only pay attention when a shot goes up, and not what leads to the shot, I don't get it. Watching numbers go up for 2 and a half hours is a terrible way to experience everything that happens on the hardwood. If you don't care about the action on the court, why even like basketball? Why be a basketball fan?

nobody's actually mad at poole, it's just in the context of a series where a guy got ejected within 3 minutes AND THEN suspended for the next game. I'm neutral on that decision but I understand the anger

>nobitches still MIA
KWAB

only grizz fans are mad at him me thinks and its understandable

their guards aren't playing well at all. lowry's hammy looks fucked and oladipo is just okay.

how was your euro trip?

I don't even know how Poole is supposed to have injured him, it seems like knocking knees right before is more likely to have done damage. I've never seen someone tug on a guys knee to try to injure him, and I'm not convinced he yanked even a little bit hard. Seems like he was reaching for the ball and accidentally dragged his hands across Ja's knee instead. The idea that that's as reckless of a play as what brooks did is laughable.

Wait the moranites are crying about the jordan poole play? LMAOOOOOOOOO

Martin Shkreli did nothing wrong

He is, but they don't let him ref playoff games.

dude, nobody cares. people watch sports for the story, even if they're made up. most people think in narratives. most people do not think in Xs and Os
sports on tv are drama shows for men. they're also relatable if you played sports which is what makes them good at being drama shows
get over it

I agree that sports are overly romanticized.

the worst part is that im not even memeing im just curious if he liked spain and italy

Despite the constant negative press gomdaysbawkblyff

Guys should I trip?

He just reffed game 3 of the Suns-Mavs series

Reminder to never reply to tripfags under any circumstances.

are you the based panamanian bro who used to post here real early in the season? what are you doing in the US esé

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>tfw mavs fan since 2001
>no one in my family but me celebrated in 2011
>didn't know about Yea Forums then
what was 2011 /nba/ like bros? I wish I were here then so i could've celebrated with people :(

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watching sports fries your brain. people who have to watch sports all day almost every day for their job have had their brains gone to mush

Reminder to never reply to leafs under any circumstances.

i think if you injure a player on a reckless play they should be able to injure you the next game
also, if a coach gets a technical foul, the other coach should have to shoot the free throw

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