I'm so glad I spent all my time making online posts mocking people who are excited for Star Wars

>I'm so glad I spent all my time making online posts mocking people who are excited for Star Wars

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People who are excited for nu-Star Wars are objectively in the wrong here

>I'm so glad I ironically shilled for a billion dollar franchise on an anime website

you cant be in the wrong for being excited for something however being excited for something childish and mediocre deserves to be mocked

>I'm so glad I spent all of my time making online posts mocking people making online posts mocking people who are excited for Star Wars

>Happy people bad
>Miserable cynicism good

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jokes on you i'm going to kill myself before i get that old

>shilling good

Nu wars shills need the rope

my cynicism has not made me miserable, its given me lots of fun actually

>Miserable cynicism
>nu-Star Wars
Jesus... How can someone be so blind?
Disney Wars is the epitome of cynicism.

This. I feel perfectly justified mocking people excited for visionless, corporate-sponsored, focus-tested mediocrity.

STAH WAHS YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

The fact that you cant stand ppl mocking you for liking corporate souless trash shows nu star wars fanboys are infantile and pathetic.

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The power of autism compels me

lmao sad

bane? heh i haven't heard that name in a long time...

This but unironically

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contemporary movies make me miserable

this, but unironic.
Cynicism is a necessary step in developing a well balanced personality and a sound view of the world.
You need it to be truly happy, only a child or a retard can be happy in any other way.

my only regret is that I didn't mock them more

>eveloping a well balanced personality and a sound view of the world
And you think mocking everyone while posting on an anonymous imageboard is healthy and balanced?