/hoc/

no thanks I might catch a case of the borings

how many tonight?

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Oh boy a handegg score

boring is a code word for comfy desu

Pull the goalie again you faggots

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my Stanley Cup Playoff party because of that game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Maple Leafs. I am no longer a fan.

7affs

Ross THE Boss.

>neutral edition
cant you faggots follow the fucking rules, not everyone hates the leafs

How could you have faith in him? He's the goalie equivalent of a stat padder.

Zero for Bulju

Go Bruins!

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>its another 7 goal game without any fighting episode

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>bitch marner

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Go Bruins!

Just go to bed Rajeev

Everyone who isn't gay does

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>with her bf

this man fucks

Do the Leafs have anyone in the lineup who'd fight at this point?

Lmfao canada cant even get a Stanley cup since the internet was invented, but claim hockey is 'their' sport.

My fucking sides.

east coast hockey everyone!

>chimp out

Would you rather win 5-1, or 7-3 with two empty netters?

no era penal

Fucking game jannies.....let them go at it

Engvall won't even drop the gloves. Kick the laffs out of the league

cuz gary sends canadians to the sunbelt using jewish schemes

t. marnerjeet

i pray 4u inshalla mr jeet

>Engvall too scared to go with Hagel
Coward. Why is Bogosian so pissed at Giordano?

For me it’s 7-1

Watching the >laffs try to get physical is like a chihuahua barking at you

Something something canadian players something something canadian coaches something something rerun episode

>Would you rather win
yes

5-1 for sure
Winning 7-3 with two empty netters has an asterisk, it means the game was really 5-3 but you dumped it down the ice twice to ice it

>laffs
not a single fan in the playoffs fears them, except maybe their own

7-3

3 goals gives you more confidence cuz you at least scored

Why Bolts bully Bunting?

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Engvall won’t fight Manlet LOL laffs

Dios Mio!! El atrocidad XL

cope we are a divegrass nation now >we are better than you at it and we dont even care about it

>When I said anal I meant with me not the stors.

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Leafs to pussy to drop them and get in a real fight

test

Why not? The Leafs aren't physical so if you can get in their heads and make them a little scared for that next pinch it's worth it.

you failed

Lol hell no, they choose to live in America since canada has their bags in fucking milk and the prime minister dances in gay pride parades.

No one wants to live in a failed state that has a leaf on their flag.

Beat by Canada at the only sport you dirty bastards can afford to play

cope johnny x sutter is this years most kino ship

if justin holl and onderj kase come out of the lineup for someone who can actually hit people and fight (clifford) they may actually not get embarrassed

Never drew a dime

jesus christ, Wayno's face is all puffed up and bloated. keep this boring old faggot off the tv

The problem is that the guys that aren't soft pusys (Clifford and Simmonds) are absolute ass and take retarded penalties

he's a shit disturber
like darcy tucker just never shuts the fuck up on the ice

how come Biz isnt on this TBS thing. is he only on TNT

what too much booze does to a mf

hes a europucci of couse he wont fight thank god cbc cancelled cherry or he would have had a heart attack on live tv by now watching all these faggots

I just meant, why that particular Leaf? Nylander is an even more obvious pussy

Except Mexico's dont claim hockey is 'their' sport.

Literally 30 years and they cant win a Stan Lee because none of their 7 cities where a hockey team is at is livable.

simmonds is a nigger with stone hands yes
I like clifford though

primo b8 m8
i'll bite & counter with facts & logic

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Maybe he’s sucking cock

our canesies :)

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he refuses to work two days in a row

>muh meaningless ratios

You guys have like zero white people in your next generation. A bunch of limp-wristed hapas won't even suffice, let alone the full-on midget gooks you have.

Literally any educated white with common sense just immigrated to America instead.

That's because Mexico never invented anything except putting beans in a sandwich. Coming from the guy who needs a wall to try to stop them from fleeing their shit country

I need to wage tomorrow, so I can't watch the game. But rest assured, I am confident that the Oilers will win

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based

why is every game a blow-out?

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>Bruins
>Most Americans
WE AMERICA'S TEAM BROS

>stop being a white nation
>become good at povertyball
really makes one think

>carolina and minnesota lost
hahahahah

quit my job been smokin and tuggin the penis go nucks

>oilers are the leafy-est
>kangs are the least

KINO

nick robertson is better than both of those soft pussies. A pierre engvall or an onderj kase is easily replaceable.

>laffs
>lose by a million
>chimp out
Yuck

Gary wants the zoomies to see lots of goals

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YEAH YOU'RE COPING

COPING AND SEETHING

YOU JUST CANT BELIEVE WHAT YOU'RE SEEING

laffs lost the series tonight

believe the series is still tied though

BASED

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Since 2017 the leafs a 1-8 in games where they had the chance to build a 2 game series lead

I bet whatever she's saying is super intelligent and insightful

I've had sex on 2 different beaches with 2 different woman

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autism wins again

not really players that can score 10-15 goals for under 2 mill are not easily replaceable. that is why almost every team in the league has trouble with >depth scoring.

How do I get a gf to watch hokkei with

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Anyone elses internet connection been complete dirt today?

Sounds nice, but eventually you'll have to face reality

1993

do you think everyone else in this thread uses the same ISP as you

leafs squeezed 10 goals out of david kampf (literally who?)
he has one goal last season.
players will score when they play with regular season matthews and marner

buy a wife from Russia

Lmao at all these cantpuckers that cant even win a stan lee in 30 fucking years.

When they finally win one dont be surprised if it takes another 30 years to win another one.

My fucking sides.

Sutter was in fact talking about his 'penis'.

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Yea Forums was shitting the bed a while back but it’s better now

Shouldn't people be spending time with their moms instead of streaming netflix?

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BULJU TAKE MY POWER
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he definitely touched it off camera

the sunny beaches of canada

bustju kek

My Avies would bootyblast every shit team that played today. Just like my islanders.

My phones data was fucked up for Yea Forums parts through out the day

St louis winning the cup was a victory for canada God love an ayr ontario boy
same with LA 7 london ontario boys I was rooting for them all the way

I had some problems with it around 1-2, but it's better now

This was one of them

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seething bean has been dunked on by canadian white intelligence and he cant handle it

oooooohhhhh Gary look at the time

that's cg, ain't nothing in canada that nice

2-5, 2-5, 3-7
Gary?

>advanced metrics are the future, so's the axe wound I'm getting this offseason

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Retard.

Sorry to rain on your parade, but there's actually ZERO correlation between a good team and having canadians on it (according to this chart I just made) feel free to argue it (you cant)

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canada doesnt compete in the stanley cup. ive seen my country win numerous international hockey tournaments however. not sure you can say the same about your shithole and the only sport they care about. now go back to cleaning my toilet.

I love drinking and gambling so much bros

Can you even skate stinky Sanchez? Can you even afford skates?

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>SSM8

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admit it /hoc/

you miss the isles in the playoffs.

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nope

Admit to your dad that you have an entire collection of loli mugs

kings 4-3 in OT

He fine, totally fine.

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I've still got Dallas to chip it off the glass and out for me

god no

Team canada in the olympics was way bigger than the playoffs
everybody I knew was hosting gold medal game parties
my family didn't even watch the finals most years unless the cup was being handed out and I've always hated the other canadian teams except for mine

I couldn't be happier that the rags took your slot.
Sam Rosen > Fartnado

I miss seeing them lose to Tampa.

dallas is just playing down to calgary

No romantic partner

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this is what a winners face looks like

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He has awokenᕙ(‸‶)ᕗ

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See: tier 2 tampa bay