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He will come back

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Go deeness

>its a dangerous sport, tap early and often haha quitting is better than dying in the octagon lol
-justin garth

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The champion has a name

He won the story and has a better legacy than Rabib

The rematch, Charles.

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Stop ducking Colby b

Shouldn't he win a fight before going back for the belt?

and his name is tony ferguson

and you'd do well to remember it

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no. conor hasnt been relevant in ufc for nearly 6 years. when he didn't fight for almost 2 years to take the Mayweather fight was the end of his mma career

You guys did BUY the ppv, right.

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The rematch, Cha-*ACK*

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Rda vs olives is the fight to make

why does he wear the glasses?

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Baccala, the rematch

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>I'm better than these guys

99.99 + tax + tip?

>almost 40

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post your wmma face

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how tone, hows about one more for the road?

Be real /heem/...how much would you pay for a good PPV card?

>justin
fluke. Tony heemed him earlier on and herb let it go

>charles
good loss but you could argue tony won

>dariush
tony won

>chandler
tony was winning

Kino subtitled post-fight interview with Oliveira’s coach youtu.be/gq9QPCHO9F0

not a single cent unless I knew certain results up front

If it was a consistent steady product I would be willing to pay $20

40 if it was a big card with exciting matchups and 30 for the average ppv with one title fight, one other good fight, and filler

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Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

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based

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Can't wait for this faggot to get flushed

So we're all in agreement that gooby would be charles toughest fight, right?

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How many fighters does she fuck?

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wrong thread. last warning

Just the one

Reminder that Oliveira will finish Islam, Volk, RDA, Max in his run but Tony will still be the guy he couldn't finish

yeah, was just gonna say $20. I think id be happy to pay that but $75 is insane. who the fuck can afford that?

No it's obvious McGregor is a midget and can crusher

Kek

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>Oliveira vs Khabib (Post Islam death in the octagon)
>Khamzat vs Gilbert Burns (After giga Burns heems Usman)
>Rose Namajunas vs Pat Barry
>Mcgregor vs Canelo
>Jake Paul vs Ciryl Gane

well I guess I would just stream it

Blachowicz better knock his ass out!

How do you see all of these fights playing out, /heem/?
>Oliveira vs. Volk
>Oliveira vs. Max 2
>Islam vs. Dariush
>Poirier vs. Chandler
>Gaethje vs. RDA

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right now just 1. before that 1 though she definitely went through the roster.

30 for a card like last night on paper. less for a shit card like 275

sorry

You couldn't pay me enough to watch mixed martial arts.

Volk
Oliveira
Islam
Poirier
RDA

Oliveira, Oliveira, Islam, Chandler, Gaethje

This dude's wife has to look his whole family in the face when they make love.

Jon "Bones" Jones will be the UFC World Heavyweight Champion before the end of the 2022 calendar year.

By the way, you may have noticed that the last two digits of my post number are the same. Pretty impressive. However, if you look closer, you'll see that it's actually the last THREE digits that are the same! Incredible!

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>be born in Favela
>have to eat pic related
>dedicate life to fighting
>win and become wealthy
>eat food, miss weight
>still win
based

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It would be the exact same as Oliviera's last 3 fights. Conor rocks him early, fails to finish, gets hurt and subbed shortly after

Is he a weightbully?

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I don’t even know how much it is regularly lmao

Probably like 40 bucks at most

gaethje is basically faber

Lots of people can afford to pay it, but it's less about the money and more about the value. You're paying $75 and only care about 2 fights usually

She probably goes doggy by default to avoid the kids

Oliveira
Not sure
Islam
Poirier
Gaethje

>SOLVES the Oliveira PUZZLE

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oh hi, charles

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If this was the only thing he said after he won imagine the hype

What happened to drakeposter? Did he die?

>FAILS to make 155
>ASKS for 165 catchweight
>DECLINED by Shartles
>CALLS OUT Colby
>FAKES an injury 4 weeks out
>BOOKED on DUI and reckless endangerment charges
>SERVES 10 months in prison
>NEVER fights again

McGregor, Gaethje and Charles have tattooed their surnames

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The champion has a name.

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>volk
coin flip, edge to oliveira
>Max
lmao, flushed and heemed/subbed early
>piss v dariush
coin flip, dana will protect his muzz money and wont make it anyway
>Poo v Chandler
Chandler
>Gaethje v RDA
Gaethje is the better gatekeeper

>early 20s

He'd be better suited for 165 but no

If you ever wanted to see what a cazzie post looks like, study this one closely

>There are people that pay for and then masturbate to this
Tragic

Rewatching the schaub companion from last night and Mitrione calls out Rashad for calling out Pat Barry as a groomer.

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>Volk vs Charles
Charles is too big and strong. Olives by sub
>Charles vs poirier 2
The same fight as last time
>Islam vs Dariush
Probably Islam by extremely boring decision in a mostly standup fight
>Poirier vs Chandler
Dustbin by KO early
>Gaethje vs RDA
RDA by sub

>tfw watching Tibau v. Khabib for the first time
Khabib bros...........................

ITS UP

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The word 'groomer' makes my skin crawl. Pedophile. They're fucking pedophiles

What's Gaethje's cope excuse gonna be for last night's fight?

highest highs lowest lows b
it's what makes champions

Link and timestamp?

That's a fun tail! What dog?

Building a list of all-time great fights, feel free to add: Derrick Lewis vs Francis Ngannou, Rose Namajunas vs Carla Esparza II

no excuse cuz he's a real one but he should retire. never winning a belt and Conor is never fighting him

kek