I imagine myself in asia, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to genocide and rape a*ians and to stop a*ians dogs from advancing. We mow down a*ians dogs but they keep coming. I shoot a*ians dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my ka-bar and begin slaughtering a*ians, since a*ians are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. a*ians were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see Quentin tarantino smiling at me, I smile backā¦ Then I woke up, in america, my homeland. My AMERICAN brother Leonardo Dicaprio gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
I imagine myself in asia, leading my Platoon...
BASED
Did he really say it? holy based
yes
What has leo got to do with this meme again?
leo is his AMERICAN brother who help him slaying chinks
Shouldn't it be marky mark then?
sometimes he joins and help him
but otherwise he work alone
It's a different time
i read this in bratts voice whilst playing it aint me
In college all the asian girls dated other asians and rarely an extremely autistic white. But I'm not sure if that was preference or because asian girls are the niggers of college campuses and nobody else wanted them
Same. In Melbourne, Asian girls mostly date Asian dudes, rarely date short/ugly white dudes and even more rarely date average looking curry dudes.
BRAAAP PITTU
>Marky "Agent Orange" Marko doesn't do a flyby in the end showering insectoids with napalm
had potential
Dating is easier for white men IF we want to date ugly pan faced 5 foot yellow monkeys who hate themselves. Many of us don't want to do that.
They were in the film together, brad was Leo's stunt double
Are you trying to imply that good looking asian dudes are comparable to ugly whites and browns
you fucks are delusional
>I imagine myself in asia, leading my Platoon
>Are you trying to imply that good looking asian dudes are comparable to ugly whites and browns
On Yea Forums? Surely not.
Who would win Mark vs. 650 000 00 chinese wombs?
facts are facts
Maybe aaian men arent the most masculine, but they are the cutest :)
Is there literally a worse choice than Brad Pitt that user could use?
1. Angelina has had relationships with Asian men
2. Brangelina broke up because of a physical fight between Brad & Maddox that was so serious it was investigated by the FBI
3. His co-star in OUATIH - Margaret Qualley - is dating an Asian guy
number 3 is pretty tenuous
t. asian gay man
No, Chang! Please! Stop making fun of me! I didn't start the Bruce meme, the racist shitposters at Yea Forums did!
Cope