>You took a sick day off work
>So now you'll burn alive
You took a sick day off work
Asher Garcia
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Eli Jackson
>you tried rolling dubs and got singles
>now you'll have to pull two knives out your jaw.
Xavier Scott
Bentley Lopez
>Write FOR YOU as many times you can or get stretched to death
>Now you know what it's like to be a BIG GUY
Oliver Gray
>you refused to donate $1 to hungry children at the grocery store checkout
>instead, you went home and posted jokes online about feeding and seeding
>so now, you’ll get to enjoy all the feed and seed you can eat, unlike those children
>the chamber you’re now is lined with soil, soil that is at a ph of around 9.6
>the only way to open that door is to neutralize the soil ph, using a pod of acid located in your stomach
>a scalpel has been sewn shut within the sole of one of your gucci loafers
>the chamber will now begin to rapidly fill with gummy bears
>let the games begin
Caleb Ross
test
Aiden Baker
Ethan Campbell
>You posted cunny on an indonesian plastic toy crafting forum
>Feel free to come to my house and fuck my sister
Lincoln Johnson
>you had a spare poo ball and you didn't share it with me
>now you'll get testicular torsion for seventeen hours and at the end I will crush your penis with a rock
Julian Nelson
>you pirated your latest favorite movie
>your $12 could've supported the industry
>but it didn't
>so now you're going to have to support yourself
>in twenty minutes the plane you're on will boarded and it will crash
>with no survivors
>you must find out who paid you to grab dr. pavel to escape
>there is green mask nearby and a copy of The Last Jedi on bluray
>make your choice
>there will be blood
Angel Gutierrez
>You like to fire people
>Now you are on fire!
Luis Reyes
>You left work ten minutes before 5 on a Friday
>You now have ten minutes to saw off your leg with a plastic fork before a giant grandfather clock crushes you to death. Live or die, user
Nicholas Bennett
>you made a right on red when the sign specifically said not to
>die
Leo Ross
>you've lived a life of deviancy and sloth
>spending all your time browsing on Yea Forums and posting shitty takes about television and film
>now you must pay for all the time you wasted
>you haven't accomplished anything of value in the years of your youth
>women don't pay any attention to you, because you lack the motivation to better yourself or means to support anyone
>you've become a social outcast and rarely go outside, all of those you might call 'friends' are people you've never met and will never share a room with
>you have let yourself become a failure, but now there is a chance to get away from all that you have brought upon yourself
>there is a gun on the table, with one bullet in the chamber
>live or die, the choice is yours
Aaron Sanders
Anyone have that smoking screencap?
Michael Hall
Where did this meme come from and how can we make it big???
Blake Perry
But I'm already dead
Asher Kelly
>you didn't lower the toilet seat after urinating like man
>you now have to lower yourself down this flooded sewer pipe and swim to freedom before drowning, but hurry, because the room you are in is slowly filling with poison gas, and the water is infested with crocodiles. live or die, make your choice
Noah Scott
>What do I need to go to jail for? I'm already in hell.
Jonathan Anderson
>you spent your waking days complaining about not having sex with women
>your heart was figuratively broken, in ten minutes it will be literally so after the bomb on your chest explodes
>there are five women in front of you, one of their vaginas contains the key to disarming the bomb
>you can only reach the key by a magnet on the tip of your cock
>each of them has a severe STD, so choose wisely
>live or die, make your choice
Justin Bennett
>Hello there user, I wanna play a game
>For years you've ignored quality critiques of your favourite movies and shows, instead calling the author a faggot and a brainlet
>Well tonight the tables have turned.
>When the clock begins, you will have 90 seconds to compose a 200 word post about why Bruce Lee would never lose in a fight to a stuntman.
>Every typo will spin a drill 1 rotation closer to your own brain, and every logical fallacy will add another faggot (wood) to the pile beneath your feet
>At the end of the countdown, if your post doesn't receive at least 3 (You)s on the Yea Forums board, YOU will be the brainlet faggot.
>Live or die, user. Live or die..
Juan Rivera
holy fuck lmao
Juan Turner
>you look kinda like a guy that cut me off in traffic a few weeks ago
>now cut your own dick off with rusty scissors and try not to die of blood loss lol
Benjamin Sullivan
Leo Robinson
Sneed
Gavin Powell
This seems doable. And even if it isn't, where's the harm? Daniel Craig got the brainlet treatment in sure all and was just fine afterwards.
Bentley Foster
My fucking sides
Anthony Miller
>masturbation machine
Wtf, is Jigsaw a Nazi?
Joseph Richardson
joke's on you
I'm working from home
Dylan Clark
Joke's on you, cunt, I don't even work...
Connor Cooper
Joke's on you, I don't work, I SERVE.
Semper fi
Mess with the best, die like the rest
Come and take them
Coast Guard 1978-1979
Hunter Parker
kek
Jacob Peterson
Do junkies deserve the live or die redemption treatment? Do they deserve to die for being addicted to drugs?
Austin Hughes
thank you for your service
Charles Cox
What was the most unfair bullshit trial, Yea Forums?
>Hard Mode: It has to be a Kramer one, not one that his apprentices designed
Carson Peterson
kek
Liam Young
based boomer poster
Isaac Bennett