How do I unfuck my head?

put a bullet in it

Do 65 pullups every day

No but seriously guys. I don't want to look like this

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shave + tattoos

Grow our hair out about half an inch longer so it has more volume.

How do I unfeed my head?
(Formerly How do I unfuck my head?)

You can't. Do not have children with white women or your defective genes will continue, have child with an asian qt or a hispanic girl to fix that.

That's what i would do

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What exactly is the problem with your head, besides the face?

Hahaha

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Ave cesar

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its fine

get a new, tidier haircut, like a caesar cut. trust me. you look very "severe" so don't fight it, go with it. dress very smart and sharp. look well groomed.

you cannot change skull shape or bone structure. at least you're not a slackjawed s/o/yboy with a weak chin.

Grow a beard and get a non-incel haircut

i fear you know the answer but are too afraid to face it

wait.... how high up does the hair loss go?

Killing myself was never an option

shave it off bro

Balding fucked your head proportions. Jump on fin or it will only get worse.

i was thinking the same lol

>fin
Finasteride?

you have 3 options
>buzz it down to a few mm
>caesar cut
>slick it back with hair product like Bateman or Bryce in American psycho whilst maintaining it with regular hair cuts

legit just shave it off, it looks like your hair is split in half.
One tiny blip in the front and the rest in the back. The same haircut that Canadian pilot that murdered two woman and stole 200 pairs of underwear from their homes has.

Nigga get a grip

colonel russell williams

become a based and redpilled incel shooter
#imwithher

kek'd

he just needs to add a stubble like jason statham

BRO,JUST SMILE!

ave, true to caesar

you need to buzz it off, you actually have the bone structure for it. you look like you're 27 trying to appear like you're 17. not a good look. you need to embrace your giant head, prominent bone structure and receding hairline.

This

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if he buzzes it down to a few milimeters then grows out his stubble (NOT a beard, just some 5 o clock shadow) he might look kinda ok actually

DO IT OP THIS IS YOUR SOLUTION

just bee urself :)

tfw you can grow a beard but nothing grows on your cheeks

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IMPERATOR
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CAESAR

isn't that not a beard then??

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Your head is fine, my head is flatter and I'm bald. Worry about more important shit dude.

shave it all off

like one's health.

without your health you have nothing.

How did you know I have a binge drinking problem

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But if I shave it all, my big head will get uncovered , won't it make me even uglier?

you're on 4channel in the early am hours fren
get help

I never understood those black bars.
Does it actually do something to keep you anonymous or does it do fuck all?

OP seems to be too far gone for that. Thats also a haircut for 40 year old men that arent married and never will be

FUCK I knew meds wouldn't be enough. I have to unfuck my head in a different way. (Not OP)

to be frank, any ugliness you may or may not possess is further emphasized right now because you obviously self conscious and you're not embracing how you look.
sorta similar to a fat person squeezing themself into too small clothes. instead they should find clothes that actually fit then work on losing weight.

you should embrace your sharp edges and natural shapes.
if you shave it you need to invest in good sunblock but don't constantly wear a hat everywhere either.

well it was just a suggestion

cut your head off and just rock a neckhole. its will be the next big trend in 2020.

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just be attractive lmao

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do a cool goatee they're in

Buzz it, grow a beard and be that guy that's always wearing hats.

>stop shaving for a few years
>eat a diet of nuts, raw fish, raw meat, and fruits
>get on a plane to the Amazon
>strip naked
>live with your ape brethren and ascend humanhood
It’s that easy.

do the first, do NOT do the second two

buzz it with some stubble remaining up top
grow up stubble for some 5 o clock shadow
research good sunblocks and PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD
sometimes wear a hat when out in the sun, do not wear hats often/every day
and learn to lift, get some muscles

Brazilians?

do NOT do anything this guy says, he's never had sex but i have.

Wtf it looks like his head is about to open from behind and something is going to peek out of it.

Big brains need big heads

errr he didn't actually look like that right?

obviously not
who would listen to a guy who looks like this

One of the sexiest daddies in Hollywood.

He was definitely integral to my faggot awakening.

well people listened to socrates.

whats wrong with him
he atleast somewhat resembled a human unlike this baloon head caesar figure, looks like he held too many farts in

wew Jude Law in GATTACA so pretty

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lmao
if that's how caesar actually looked.... omg

Um sweetie... nonononono

Obviously not. They actually took part of his hair in the bust and made it into his forehead. As sloppy of a "reconstruction" as you can get. This is the original marble.

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much more normal

>Just be yourself, works for me

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>my ancestor
OH NONONONO This nigga is a whole extraterrestrial lmao.

OP you still here?

Sure, what's up

Op your grandfather was avogrado

yeah im here

>Thats also a haircut for 40 year old men that arent married and never will be
I wasn't ready for a post this based and real so early in the morning.

Here bro

so what are you going to do OP in regard to your hair/looks?

Watch yourself profligate.

Have marriage commitmentcel

Yeah. I'm still here

hey dude whatchu need

that hair is the least of your problems. You look like a 16th century slavic witch doctor m8

but that sounds kinda based...

Yes

Generic finasteride is cheap

Don't do it user. Anyone with a basic high-school biology degree can tell you why DHT blockers are dangerous.

just be myself I guess
you only get one chance

keep mewing, mewing is the key to eternal success

please do tell

Get rid of that incel haircut

wtf is mewing

a meme

Take the bog pill like based Simon

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OP HERE. I SUCK COCK

So youre Dominique Pinon and thats ok!

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So that's why nobody loves me

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holy fuck

>hs biology
LOL

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I'm going to kill myself goodbye frens

Literally gay alien skull

two women had 200 pairs of underwear combined? even if they each had four daughters, that's an absurd number

he murdered two but broke into countless houses to steal women's underwear then wear them

Just date asians and start realizing that most people don't give a single fuck about your head.