So...who had the best card?
So...who had the best card?
Levi Rodriguez
Dominic Adams
Van Patten easy
Andrew Gomez
Paul Allen by a longshot. Van Patten's looks like a piece of fucking toilet paper. Bryce's font makes his look even worse somehow. Bateman's isn't offensive, but isn't as good as Allen's. Allen's is clean, makes excellent use of the space, and makes the genius move of splitting the address and contact numbers onto two separate lines, making the information more intelligible and makes it feel less cluttered.
Mason Lopez
paul allen
Justin Richardson
No one
Kevin Clark
The scene isn't about who has the best card.
It's about how shallow the world that Bateman inhabits is that they are comparing pieces of paper in what is essentially a dick measuring contest.
They are competing for status via subjective tastes on fucking business cards.
It's effeminate as fuck.
Bentley Lopez
Checked.
Liam Johnson
While true, I have to deduct points for his last name being a size larger than his first name. While Patten still commits the sin of turning the building address and fax numbers into a run-on sentence, at least it's more clean and uniform.
Grayson Anderson
Bateman’s is best. The embossing and typeface elevate it to a level of refinement that Allen’s simply can’t aspire to. To give it it’s due, Allen’s looks like it has better quality paper than the rag the other two are using.
Andrew Moore
Has anyone ever gotten Paul Allen's card tattooed?
Landon Baker
I mean, there has to be something tasteful about raised lettering, right? It gives me the impression that there was more effort put into the card. If it's ink against paper you could have printed those out yourself and cut them from a sheet at home. So Allen and Van Patten are eliminated on that alone. Bryce's font and texturing looks like shit so bateman really did have the best card.
Zachary Fisher
Jackson Rogers
sloppy af
Eli Morales
Post your card then
Andrew Kelly
Sebastian Jones
Holy shit they're all spelled that way
Zachary Carter
Allen's Pierce & Pierce is kind of poor though. If he had Batemans, it would be perfect
Eli Martin
>Aquismons
Leo Moore
the volume of dubs in this thread is seriously lacking
Luke Harris
The one with tasteful thickness
Daniel Turner
Excellent, now check mine
Anthony Moore
Paul Allen, they literally committed gross errors on the others' cards to drive it home.
Carson Parker
Lucas Edwards
Impressive. Very nice.
Gavin Butler
nice, a real life psycopath next to a film psycopath
Ian Jackson
Colton Sullivan
Caruthers
Hunter Young
I THINK DORSIA SUCKS
Colton Johnson
Are these uneven number a symbol for Batman's mental state?
Zachary Evans
those are even numbers
Robert Myers
I really hope the posters here are in on the joke, but I am not convinced
Henry Nelson
What about the fifth card?
Jace Ramirez
sexy
Eli Martin
You should read the book. It's really good.
Colton Miller
James Russell
Dubs it’s the best
Singles it’s the worst
Adam Foster
Bateman, obviously. He was just too insecure because of his tiny P.P. which is basically the point of the movie.
Jeremiah Bennett
Post the webm
Benjamin Edwards
Timothy Bryce's card is fucking embarrassing
Justin Miller
Hunter Parker
>starts an integers thread with integers
Based
Jaxson Robinson
Stfu Bryce is the ultimate alpha chad. Dubs confirm
Kevin Carter
checked. dubs and the holocaust never happened but it will.