/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - "Her milkers were this big, I swear" edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 104 (+18)
VER : 85 (+26)
PER: 66 (+12)
RUS: 59 (+10)
SAI: 53 (+15)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 157 (+33)
Red Bull: 151 +38
Mercedes: 95 (+18)
McLaren: 46 (+0)
Alfa Romeo: 31 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News
VER LEC SAI
Perez power problems due to sensor issue t. Hornyman
Charles now nicknamed Chuck

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Top Gear legend James May

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don't forget to hydrate, /f1/

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migu's sweaty pits

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i hate mercedes

gimi

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it's also good to know Ferrari immediately forgot how to change tyres after a good start of the season pitstop wise

based

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BABY CHUCK DO DO DO DO DO DO

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anime
it's a mistery

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We are /box/ now.

Good afternoon, I hate Mercedes and Anime and the United States.

>all races this year had SCs
Too many shitter drivers

gi/o/mi

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Hate niggers hate Merc and hate [spoiler]Russell[/spoiler] thanks

strategi regretti is back on the menu boys

Nice.

>Max: sneeds you as fuck
>Leclerc is now Chuck
are we bending reality again?

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SSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP

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>Crabs already shitting on Checo for an issue out of his control
I hate this third-world country so much

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HWL

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Can't believe Magic Alonso won again, he's having an amazing season

Very funny. Charrrr-elllzzzz

This race was every negative stereotype about the US rolled into one

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very based posts

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How we coping Checo bros

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I swear that guy has done nothing but lewd mikus for the last 6 or even more years
kinda based tho

That's a tight fight for p2

gimi

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reddit bulls how we feelin?

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ISNT LIKE MY DTS

Hulkchads!!

migu

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i mean, this race was cringe and boring

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What driver stuck in a shit car deserves a promotion to a top team?

poois lost again

man, migg really is turning out to be a shitter

I do not respect Red Bull as a Formula 1 team or as beverage.

>that much votes for Zhou for a mechanical DNF

wew lad

Next one

Qué significa 'cangrejos' para ustedes en este contexto?

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me

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>migu
Very good

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but as a tv studio?

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Any anons in Miami right now? My girlfriend and I will be in Miami Beach. We'll buy all anons drinks and we'll got to a Michellin star restaurant.

She got her podium stolen by Emma Gimilainen. Racing inchident

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WEC has always been a little retarded

someone who pull down other people

poois lost yet again

I do not respect Red Bull as a television studio.

>Ricciardo is the honey badger
>Ocon is El Ratto

What animals are the other drivers?

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he's in the bottom 5

>track is just a Sochi with more money
>race reached Sochi levels of boredom
That was predictable, don't know why they promoted this race so much

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merc stands for mercenary after all

after the first 5 races in 2018
>vettel had three poles and two wins
>gimi had two dnfs, two P3s and one P2

after the first 5 races in 2022
>charls has three poles and two wins
>sainz has two dnfs, two P3s and one P2

so how do we keep history from being a flat circle guys?

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meant for

>rooting for a driver and not the team
keking at amx and lewlew fans

Oh, so that's what you meant. OK.

Max is the Dutch Lion

>gimi left the game
too soon

lewis is the porpoise obviously

how long unil Toto snaps and start blasting Erika at the factory?

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Just finished watching the race
Migg dying was an absolute tragedy.
He was doing so well, but I guess he just needs a little more time.

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good job jiggers

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Oh shit

>flat circle
history is a gelatinous cube.

Charles is going to crash out at Monaco isn't he?

you can't prevent, the verstappening is unstoppable

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>ocon
cheese chads rise

eternal recurrence

this was migg's week. besides norris everyone else in the midfield fucked up as much as anyone else. fucking hamilton robbed him again

>2018 repeat
won't happen as long as Sharl doesn't bin it in his home race and in front of the tifosi at Monza

The mayans were right all along

Is Habbo Hotel still around?