I killed 2 women in Salt Lake City in 1993

Can confirm, was one of the women he killed

excuse me ma'am are these men bothering you

*sip*
Yep, now Salt Lake City, THAT was a hunting ground!

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BOB SAGET _____ ___ ______ __ ____ __ ____ !

I put the screw in the tuna.

Bob Sagatt raped and killed a girl in 1990

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MURDER PEOPLE!!!

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Beaten like a child actor in hollywood

Lmao

did the mormons cover it up?

I'm from a powerful family so it was swept under the rug and forgotten about

haha he said the thing from the show!

I stole a book from my local library once.

must have been a big rug

Just notified the authorities. Enjoy prison rape, psycho.

I watched a snuff video of Kevin Nash getting raped at gunpoint back in the sweltering summer of 92

4 u

I'm behind 7 proxies

No one asks most pertinent question.

Why?

FBI here. That won’t help you.

>phoneposter
>dumb frogposter
Sure you did, incel.

KWAB

Based

Post the news article of the deaths and how the killer wasn't found

JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE?

I raped a man at gunpoint back in 92.

Did you touch their boobies?
Were they big boobies?

which show

Me n da krew raped Big Sexy Kevin Nash in da heated Summer of ‘92

Hey, Adam

look up Sarah Ann Norfleet

the pod

Can confirm I was that guy. But it wasn’t rape.

It’s time to face the truth Kevin. You must accept what happened.

AND WHEN I HEAR THAT WHISTLE BLOWING

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I spoke to a girl once

CIA here, this is beyond your jurisdiction bucko

Tell me more

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Ok say I believe you. Where is the body?

Was this a big thing in Utah, or someone very very few would remember?

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Enjoy psycho rape, prison

>volunteer with the Utah AIDS foundations
>OP is a faggot
Holy fuck we have a lead

Not him I just posted the info

I can confirm. My eyes were getting weary and my back was getting tight on my way home from work, when I seen him do it.

This is my crime scene!

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is this... from something?

yeah, this proves nothing. i can google a random person's disappearance and claim I killed them too.
who was the other woman then?

why not men?

Based

What’s the other chick?

US Postal Service here. We’ll take it from here amateurs.

Who was the other one?

MIB here. Please report to your assigned cross-dimensional liaison within twenty-and-four Earth hours for your bimonthly Qliphoth calibration.

that's funny cos i raped two dead chicks bodies in 94

Kek

maybe next time

Elote Man here, you can fuck off now. I got this shit ese

>murder
The soiest of crimes

this I'm an arsonist chad

I threw a rock and hit a duck in a lake from a long distance during an elementary school field trip. it went quack.

I pirate films during award season

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I'm calling the police prepare to have an officer at your door

>I KILLED 2 WOMEN LOL I'M SO FUXXING PSYCHO AND UNPREDICTABLE

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sneed

Take it to Yea Forums faggot, nobody cares, this is the television and film board

>Take it to Yea Forums faggot, nobody cares, this is the television and film board

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Ever feel guilty?

I jerked off in some bushes while watching some incel murder a roastie whore in Salt Lake City in 1993

Wow way to scare him of there, true detective

Homosexual

Have sex and kill someone while you're at it.

I evaded guild taxes for months in an mmo

I torrented a movie once, should I get ready for jail?

Ok I laughed

I shit on a drunk, passed out girls face at a college party on acid. I legit just washed up and then fucking walked home to my dorm. Was never caught and wasnt seen. Felt so alive

Someone stop him He keeps doing it even on cam

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BASED, FUCK WOMEN ,FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

Shitman: Silent Assassin

Damna user, that's hardcore. Can I hang up with you during lunch break?

it's pretty hard to shit on acid after the come up

...for your living room.

lmao

I’m on a two day suspension eating in class

Holy fuck based. Did you jerk to it later? Damn, I'd have taken pics.

Nice livejournal faggot

I had been drinking as well and it really wasnt hard but I barely remember the night after that the walk home felt like eternity

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But what have you done for us lately?

Was it a solid turd or more mushy? Was she cute? Deets, man! Gimme the deets.

>Deets, man! Gimme the deets.

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Pic is me the black guy.

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Don't tell this user anything

Kek

What's your worst crime Yea Forums?
>tfw flooded an entire office's bathroom two times in the same week.
>never got caught

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Filth.

I pissed on some Hobo's tent while I was drunk

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Based
I also reported
He is pretty much fucked now

When I was broke I used to go to supermarkets for food but I’d eat it there. Once ate an entire rotisserie chicken while pretending to shop.

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*tips FBIora*

Walked into a Marriot and took some soda and cookies. I was not staying at this Marriot.

Honestly I've basically never done anything seriously wrong or illegal in my life, I'm like a fucking boy scout.

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I tried to help this user but I was wearing jandals with socks and and I was too embarrassed to show my face.

But instead, tell the whole board.

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well done, I've worked for them and they deserve it

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I love a good Hotel horror story.

I worked at a hotel on and off for 3 years

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It was 1990, you idiot. Can't even quote a joke properly.

like those faggots will do anything. couldnt even catch bin laden

your mom doesn't count

Didnt pay my taxes last year. I know the hurricane is coming.

stop right there criminal scum

Did you see 'naked andlocked out of room by accident' pusy?

Tell scary story bro

I've never seen pusy in real life
Nothing "scary" ever happened but a Japanese man once got so mad he threatened to call the cops because his room was too small

that's pretty sad user. I hope you're doing better. Deli wagies don't care, they hate their job.

Same. It feels weird

I also killed two women in Ireland in 1987. It was in an "accident" I said I couldn't rmemeber what happened. But in reality I just drove in the other lane and crashed head on.

I remember waking up during the crash. I came in my pants. Its the greatest feeling of all time. Best thing about it, I only paid a fine of 175 dollars. Guess who I am.

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How the fuck is Mr. Tanaka gonna be pissed when he comes from Tokyo and his 50sqm apartment costs ¥500000 a month?

>japanese
>complaining about too small

lmao. I don't believe you. did you try and get him to sleep in the broom closet?

Get back to your cabin cuck

Jew

Bueller

Hope you get caught so you could change your ways and be one with God again
Remember, he forgives even the heinous of sinners

Dad?

Killing people is reddit
Kidnapping people has soul

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Admittedly it was the smallest room in the hotel, it was kind of an oddly-shaped corner room that we generally tried not to rent if anything else was available. That being said, it wasn't THAT small and he was only staying overnight and catching a cruise the next day.
I think part of the reason he got so mad is because I said no when he asked to move. I just didn't have anything to move him to because we were fully booked for the night but maybe he thought it was disrespectful, I know young people are expected to be deferential to their elders in Japan.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

I killed some 24 year old musician in 1984.

I held an entire city for hostage in 2012. Who am I?

Why does Yea Forums have so many serial killers? Are these cop eat cab killers...

Cheated on my loving girlfriend of two years with prostitutes and got caught. Also cheated with several guys over Grindr but did not get outright caught, only suspected. She was devastated abd I felt very bad.

fuck you ferris

what's the appeal of fucking men?

I kill myself every day

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If the media is reading this in the future, UR A FAGET

killed a heroin addict's heroin addict husband and covered it up like a suicide

hmmmm I read on this another much faggier site a long time ago

>thread is only up so op can get arrested

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Yea Forums is the chad board were just trying to help our Yea Forumsros get laid

Nobody will believe this but I was a fairly big dealer and enforcer for a biker gang for years in my early twenties

Never killed anyone but I've stabbed several and I've cracked a guy's skull with a crowbar among other things.
We also drenched a guy in gasoline while he was tied to a chair, and put a lit zippo in front of his dick to make him give up his friend's stash. Worked like a charm, but the fucking terror in his face made me feel kinda bad

>Deets
Kill yourself queer

which biker gang?

During the 2007 Superbowl I jerked off behind the couch where my grandmother was sitting.

We were called "The Faggots", one of the most dangerous gangs in the tri-state area. Our thing was that we had gay sex with each other

kill yourself sneed nigger

Holy fuck I heard of you guys. These guys were the meanest queers in New England the gay sex you guys had with each other was legendary.

Stayed up past my bedtime today.

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One of the big 2, guess which one

Hell's Angels?

Nah, the one with the fat mexican

Don't know why I'm even telling you all this but it was years ago and I'm not American anyways

The Bandidos then I guess?

>Don't know why I'm even telling you all this but it was years ago and I'm not American anyways
All the more reason to give us some stories. What were the guys like in the club? How did you join?

Aye

Most of the guys were pretty alright, or at least the full patch guys were
There were some add-riddled meth punks in x team and the smaller support clubs though

Never joined, I was just an enforcer who went along for the more violent stuff since I've known most of them for years and I've proven myself to be quiet and able to do some time without pointing any fingers
Was also pretty useful since no cops had any real connection between us more than friendship, since I never showed up at their hangaround parties and I had no biker ink at all

youtu.be/uGWMyFyjPMA
was it kino?

kill yourself queer

I live in England and don't pay my TV license.

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have fun in jail psychopath

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Literally just never kill twice in the same town and never return to the scene of the crime. Boom, detectives can't catch you anymore.

If you were a serial killer, what kind of souvenirs would you take from the victims.

>white/asian
>145 lbs
wew

Loool

I would cut a line in my arm for every kill

That girl must've been pretty shitfaced.

based

When I was a fast food wagie, a customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a large.

Sometimes at the theater, after the movie I paid for is over I go into a different movie. Sometimes I see as many as 3-4 different movies this way.

Is there anything that screams fedora as much as committing murder?
The social aspect of it alone would keep me from ever doing it.

Are you chink?

I don’t know if you know this user but the comment you made works on several different levels. First it states that she was pretty drunk. This is something we know because she didn’t wake up during the act. Secondly he shit on her face so your statement that she was must have been pretty shitfaced is quite humorous because she had shit on her face.

You meme, but believe me when I say 7 proxies don't do shit as far as security on a high level. If any respective authority wants to make a bust on anyone itt, they can and will do it.

After the come up? Dude, I can drop gnarly logs while on the peak. Have you ever dropped such a clean, fiber filled pipe that you had to shower afterwards?

nooo fuck no dude

i dont get it

can you rephrase in sneed terms?

I would sometimes give inner tubes away to customers

Worked at grocery store and whenever the item wouldn’t ring I didn’t try to re ring it I just went to the next item.

they're a diamond dozen.
it's a doggy dog world after all...

you devil

I fucked my gf at my house, and hers, when our respective parents were home.

I went to my father's house and fucked my gf when he wasnt at home

Not a crime but when I was around 10 or 11 I broke into my neighbour's place while they were away on vacation and completely trashed their house. I have no idea why. I liked them and they were good people. I just felt like being a little asshole. They never found out.

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>Not a crime
Wrong

Proof it, you stupid nigger.

A lot of burglaries when i was younger, statue of limitations are up on those btw.

I used to steal panties when I was younger.

Based I hope you raped them when they were alive and dead

What neighborhood?

Legalize murder

based

Steal anything good, still have it?
How fucking old are you? Also, send a letter or some shit telling the cops where the bodies are. We'll believe you if we read about it on the news.

>tfw he pulls a son of sam and says what took you so long

>ireland
>1987
>not shooting up the british army
Absolute fucking pussy.

>hapa
and nothing of value was lost

Pirated, stole, but taking my ex for granted has haunted me still.

Stuntman Mike

Why dontcha write a poem or song about it ya poof cunt

She just confessed to the crime. Bake her away, toys.

the Yea Forumsic incel board yes

OI, YOU THERE
STAND STILL LADDIE

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Based autist spoonfeeding retards.

I've raped 3 women. Broke into their homes, tied them up and fucked them, in every hole. Recorded the entire thing and told them if they said anything i would put in online with their names and address.

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I tried to help these anons but my mobility scooter couldn't ascend the curb.

based

Location?

absolutely based screenshot

Is this the Zodiac speaking?

Based.

OP here I was just kidding you can delete this thread now jannies

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